I was really looking forward to coming here. My boyfriend strongly recommended this place after he came about two years ago. AND Dominique Crenn loves this place, and brings her friends here, and is friends with the chef... So lots of excitement and anticipation..
We came with another couple and we all got the tasting menu.
We started with the tiny bites: pretzel, some mango and foie gras bread bite, and a smoked salmon cannoli. Weird that the mango/foie gras bite was sweet, but that's fine. Pretzel was just okay. Then we got oysters- which were super delicious. I loved loved loved mine. Porcini donuts were my friend's favorite. He really liked it, but basically said they poured msg over it. I wasn't a fan of the msg-like powder on it. The fish chip, was pretty amazing, but made the whole restaurant smell really fishy (which we noticed upon entering). There was also a teeny tiny cup of panna cotta, which was weird because it's supposed to be a savory appetizer? It was like polka dots of salty on a sweet fabric, which was not appealing to me.
Then we started getting two different courses, so we can try everything! (Which is cool). By the way, I never remember what they actually describe in the dish, so these are just what I was able to glean from their fast stutter talk and what I can identify myself.
Our salad courses:: Mashed avocado with radish and citrus fruits. Hamachi with stuff on top.
Both dishes were sour because of vinegar (made my friend sad that so many things were sour). The avocado was tasty, but overly dressed. The Hamachi was tasty too, but there was some black stuff that was super salty on top of it and that made me cringe a lot.
Our third course:: Skate wing with toasted almonds. Fried Pierogi.
I liked the friend pierogi. It's just a potato dumpling.
The skate wing was gross. The texture and part of the skate was not really a good part. There were so many bones in our dish, it was hard to consume, and also the fish had a weird slimy texture to it. I usually love eating fish, but I had to stop because they were like really long slimy (snot) ropes. The toasted almonds were really tasty though. I picked out all of them. :P
Our noodles course:: Something with mussels and dark sauce, something with burrata and white sauce.
I didn't enjoy my noodles, so I gave them to my friend. He said he'd order this dish as an entree. The burrata noodles were so promising, because I love burrata, but it tasted off to me. The group concluded it was because I ate my dish first, and the fishiness of the mussels lingered. So definitely eat the burrata dish first, and then try the mussels one.
Our fifth course:: Meat (probably beef), the guy was talking too fast, stuttering, and I didn't hear anything! :D
I am deducting two stars because of this dish. I thoroughly didn't enjoy it. Not only did my piece come with a huge piece of white (obvious) ligament, but even the pieces that I cut to purposefully avoid the ligament/tendon, were so tough and difficult to chew. I lost my appetite after that. I was extremely disappointed that Rich Table would serve such an inedible piece of meat to me. The rest of the group's were fine. The chocolate sauce was also weird (to us- maybe not to you!)
Our sixth course:: Teeny tiny cup (like the panna cotta) of cheese brulee.
It's a cool concept. Weird that they count this as a 6th course. It was savory and sweet. I love cheese, I love sugar; this was odd. I ate it all anyway because I was really hungry and I essentially skipped two courses.
Our seventh course:: Dessert!! Persimmon sundae and something chocolate and mint with icecream too.
The Persimmon sundae was very well done. It was refreshing, light and tasted perfect. The creaminess of the ice cream worked well with the persimmon fruit flavor. I love persimmon so I was delighted with this course.
The mint and ice cream one was more off. The weird chocolate brick-like board was not tasty at all. it was hard, and had a gross flavor. Not just bitter, I can do bitter, and I relish bitter chocolate. It was just a weird tasteless black cracker. The chocolate on top (kinda looks like poop) had mint in it, so that was good, but it was really dense. Didn't enjoy it. The mint ice cream underneath was refreshing. So that was great.
Overall, the dessert was fun, but I prefer to only have one ice cream dish. It was too chilling, and given the roller coaster of food our stomachs endured, we all had tummy aches afterwards.
A final bite:: Some kind of cold popsicle on a toothpick.
Mine was super sour, and I made five different cringe faces before I apologized to my group and spit it back into the communal cup it came from. I couldn't make myself swallow it. That bad.
Final conclusion:: It was a fun experience to share with friends, trying new foods. But be prepared to not eat some courses.
Pro-tip to myself:: Maybe befriend Dominque Crenn, have her order what's good and show you how you're supposed to enjoy it.. read more