I love most Plato's Closet's and I USED to love this one.
That love ...is now....just disappointment.
Few years back, they had a fantastic mens section and NOW.....I'm like....oh, the mens section is located in that little, tiny dressing room??
Because legit, that's the size of the men's section. It's pitiful!!! P.I.T.I.F.U.L.
These stores who do this...are either 1) forgetting that men wear clothes too! Some of us, hell, most of us probably hate wearing them, but to avoid jail time, we wear them and when we do....BELIEVE IT OR NOT.....WE GUYS...WE ACTUALLY DO LIKE TO LOOK GOOD! And you know what, Plato's and other stores....we can't look good when your mens section can literally fit into a porta-potty (rolls eyes)
The other thing I think why they shrunk down the size of the section...ready? Here is #2) the jumped on the man hating bandwagon.
The store is legit 97% all women and 3% men.
Ladies, I know in reality, women love clothing more.
But that ridiculous shit only applies to straight women lol because we gay guys...we do like clothes. Most of us like to at least look presentable. Some of the homos are like..over the top flamboyant and need more clothing than most women do, but I'm not one of those gays lol
I am a guy tho who has noticed so many mens sections shrinking down (lol SHRINKAGE!) and honestly, it truly sucks!
This day in age too, with the "metrosexual man" (sidebar, I HATE that term) I mean, those fools LOVE clothes!
I know Plato's is second hand, but I don't give a shit about that, lol. You can legit find some great things in stores like Plato's.
I'm convinced this store is owned by a chick who truly hates men, lol. ...because if you could see the like 5 racks they have and everything JAMMED in there...you's probably agree...gay guys or straight! Hell, I'm sure even the women are like..."damn, wth happened to the mens section? You can fit it in a shoebox!"
The staff is also miserable as all hell.
Man! Talk about a bunch of unmotivated individuals.
I walk in and I'm all like "hello! How are you?!?!"
Gothic type girl behind counter gives me that...like, fake, half smile. The type you do when you don't realize you're attempting to be nice to a customer, but then you realize "oh wait! Why am I being nice to him?!" Then you just turn away and pretend like you're enjoying your job, ringing up the girl in front of you..
Yeah, that was my experience with one of the employees.
I gave this place 2 stars...and honestly, that's 2 too many. BUT, I like the other Plato's I've visited, so I thought I'd be nice to them w/my 2 stars.
Seriously yall, when you look up this store for it's location....keep scrolling to the next store of its type.
This store was so great a few years ago, but now...DEAR. GOD.
GET.
NEW.
MANAGEMENT!
Hire staff that acts like they are happy to work and who actually love to be alive! Not these dolts working there now.
And GOOD GOD! EXPAND THE MENS SECTION!!!
If you wanna sell just women's clothes....add to the sign outside:
"Ms. Plato's Closet"
"Plato's Girly Closet"
"Plata's Closet"
Something like that, hahaha! Because saying you sell mens clothing is....an insult to men everywhere.
There's so much more I can say, stuff I think would be funny af, but we live in 2019, a time where everything is "offensive" when in fact...most things aren't offensive at all...
EXCEPT .....the hatred this store has for men and mens clothing! Hahahaha!
Guys, Wanna shop somewhere like this? Just look in your own closet! I guarantee you have more in your closer than Plato does! Plato is a dude, but he clearly hates men now...because the internet told him to, hahahahaha!!
Thanks, Yelping Yelperts!
Cheers to all you! Except you, Plato's! You don't get any cheers because you have no cheer, LOL!
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