Hey kids, do you live near Capitol Hill? Do you love Vietnamese food? Then do yourself a big phocking favor and check out the new restaurant at Colfax and Grant.
After a few reliable recommendations, anonymous and otherwise, the missus, a mutal friend, and I set our sights on the newest pho place in downtown. When it comes to location, Pho-natic knows how to pick them.
Since the vast majority of (reputable) pho restaurants are over yonder on Federal Blvd, it was great to find a worthwhile stop in our neighborhood. It's like a haven of heartwarming soup in a warzone littered with porn shops and liquor store. Definitely a welcome addition to the barely-East Colfax strip.
Besides prime real estate, the two best things Pho-natic has going for it are their cuisine and their service. First, the service.
The three of us walked in the doors of the place at 7:30 on a Friday night, and were seated at the only available table. Our waitress was a model of both kindness and efficiency, and was prompt with menus and taking our order. She was also quick with recommendations with each course, and instrumental in our dessert selection (more on that in a sec). I got the sense that the family staff at Pho-natic are exactly the kind of entrepreneurs you want working a neighborhood restaurant: eager, friendly, and hellbent on sticking around.
I also feel obliged to mention that by the time our bill came, it was nearly 8:30. We inquired when closing time was, and our waitress, smiling all the while, said that they closed their doors at 8pm. I really appreciate restaurants that don't try and rush you at the door, even though they'd be within their rights to do so. Class act, Pho-natic.
When it comes to the food, I have to say, I was impressed. Like a lot of Yelpers, I'd sort-of sworn off other pho restaurants after finding Pho 95 a few years ago, but this place gives that hallowed soup hub a run for their money. For starters, we split an order of the grilled meats spring rolls: two (big) rolls for four dollars. Totally worth it! I could've easily eaten another, but wanted to save room for the medium rare steak/brisket pho that was on its way.
As tasty as the appetizers were, the main course stole the show. It took a while to arrive, as the restaurant was packed an hour before closing, but was well worth the delay. The broth is a little sweeter than I'm used to, but still balances the salty with the sugary. The plate of veggies we were given was the perfect size; enough for everyone, without excess (unlike a lot of other Pho places out there). The meat was tender and very tasty, and they didn't skimp on the noodles (although the missus said she felt otherwise in her bowl, also a medium). Bowl was a good size; I didn't feel like a pig for finishing, but didn't puss out at the end, either. I can't imagine finishing a large in one sitting, though.
To finish it off, instead of basking in our belt-loosening pho coma, we ordered a dessert to share. I can't remember its Vietnamese name, but it's the first selection on the dessert menu. Although a goblet full of coconut milk, shaved ice and gelatinous tropical fruits didn't sound particularly satisfying at the time, I'll be damned if it was anything less than refreshing. I imagine this would be a great way to finish off a hot summer day; it reminded me a little of horchata in this sense. Recommended for those in the mood for an unusual but tasty finish to their dinner.
All-in-all, Pho-natic proved to be as good as we'd been promised, and I'd like to think we'll be back again before long. Two small gripes before it can earn its five star status:
1.) The eerie silence of a full restaurant. As I said earlier, the place was nearly packed when we got there, but people were talking at an almost whisper level at their tables. Maybe they could take a cue from every other Pho restaurant and cue up some Southeast Asian jams to keep the din a little livelier. A meal with as many slurps, burps and contended sighs as pho definitely demands a little background music.
2.) The bowls are a little more pricey than I'm used to. While $7 for a medium is certainly not unfair, it's counterintuitive to the 'cheapest meal EVERRR' draw of pho. However, it's worth pointing out that the rent prices on Capitol Hill have got to be a lot steeper than Federal and Alameda, and in my opinion, the convenience of kick-ass pho within walking distance is worth an extra buck or two.
I'll definitely be back soon, Pho-natic. Even if I have to bring my own soundtrack via headphones. I hear Cattle Decapitation goes great with the rare brisket bowl. read more