Why did you do it Amazon!
I used to be in love with Amazon, but we are now in divorce court over dealing with OnTrac. They might be OnTrac somewhere, but it isn't to your house at the time requested. So, I ordered a package from Amazon was told to expect it by 1700 on the day of delivery. So, I planned my entire day around not leaving my house so that I could be sure not to miss this package. Guess I should have specified the time zone, as I think they meant by 1700 on Venus, because at 1700 at my house, the only thing on my doorstep was my wasted time, and disappointment. So, I called the company, and suddenly things became so clear. Most times you are rerouted to Cambodia to speak with someone name Am-buh Jonesun (Amber Johnson), who is super obsessed with asking you if they have provided you with excellent service even though they failed to understand a word you said; however, OnTrac, is manned by good ole US Grade A housing project/trailer park/prison personnel, or at least that's what it felt like.... I think they still have an answering machine with a cassette tape.... one that loops for about an hour, because that was about how long it took me to get a "Representative" on the phone. After inquiring about the location of my package at now 1830, I was told that Amazon should not have guaranteed a time because they can't be sure that your package would arrive by then... WTH I said, well not only did Amazon say the package would be here by 1700, your email confirmed the same. She said, "That is automatically generated by the computer once the package arrives in our facility, but once it's on the truck i can take longer." I said, "I paid for this delivery because I needed my package by a certain time, and all I can see is that my package reached your facility at 0600, and then vanished, can you call the driver so that I can see if it is at least coming today...? "No." Can you ask them to hold it at a pick up facility for later, "No" So now at 1900, I have not left my house, the sun has even abandoned me, she tells me that the last delivery is at 2100, so I should wait for it until then. I paid $24 for next day delivery, guaranteed for 1700, and lost my entire day and money at this point. I called Amazon, who did reroute me to Cambodia, but Am-buh was just as annoyed as I was, so she called OnTrac for me, and at that time we were told that they could not locate the product, because their last update was at 0600.... Am-buh apologized and refunded my shipping, yay I guess, but I still needed my box. At 2317 I heard something thud against my door... Not a knock, buzz or anything, and just my sad, beat-up box... like the prom queen who showed up at the reunion as a Meth addict I'm sure my box started out great, but it was unrecognizable at this point. Furthermore, I was told that the last delivery would be around 2100 and they were closed at this hour, but I guess the driver stopped off for Happy Hour and decided to deliver the box after a pint and some hot wings. At 0800 the following morning I received a call from Ontrac apologizing and stating that they still could not locate my package, but would contact me when they had a delivery time??? I told Amazon if I order something that has to be shipped by them, just keep it. Last night I ordered my replacement wheelchair via Amazon, please please please Amazon do not send it by OnTrac so I'll have to drag my handicapped Arse around the neighborhood on my belly while the driver shoots dice with Peanut, Joker, and Sad Clown in the alley on my box top until midnight the following day. read more