What is it with me and bakeries? In my quest to visit every bakery and consume all their delights, I have popped into Northside Bakery on more than one occasion. This is certainly not a bakery in which you wish to linger - if you are looking for the alluring smell of freshly baked bread and a welcoming staff, do yourself a favor and seek refuge elsewhere (pro tip: Bakeri is not very far away).
This naturally leads to the appeal of this Polish bakery - it is cheap. Incredibly cheap. In fact, I think this is precisely what Jesus had in mind when he did that brilliant bread multiplication trick - 5 loaves of bread at any other establishment are almost equal to 5,000 at Northside Bakery. Parables aside, however, what one gains in quantity, one certainly loses in quality. The bread tastes store bought and certainly lacks the feeling of a hearty artisanal loaf that one expects from a bakery in Williamsburg (or anywhere for that matter). At best, I would designate the store as a purveyor of bread in its most generic form.
The service is also highly dependent on the traffic in the store - while the staff can be perfectly friendly during quiet times, prepare to have someone yell, "Yes?!" with overtones of utter disdain during busier hours. As noted earlier, it is not the most welcoming of environments.
The good bakery also sells pastries and is listed under the doughnuts category on Yelp. It is probably safe to say that no sane person would choose a doughnut from Northside over the quality fare - at the same price - offered at Peter Pan Bakery, for example. The doughnuts at Northside contain some ambiguously sweet sludge that comes in a choice of "custard" or "jelly," though these items usually make the briefest of guest appearances in the doughnuts and the taste is nothing short of perplexing. Following the sweet theme, they also sell poppy seed-related pastries, which are somewhat more satisfying, though certainly not worthy of a special trip.
While the bakery also serves hot meals, I have yet to indulge in one as they certainly don't look that appetizing, though one cannot judge food on appearance alone.
Conclusion: If you wish to stock up on your supply of bread for the year, this is the place in which to do it. Furthermore, if you're not looking for anything fancier than what you would obtain at the local grocery store, this is a reasonable alternative. However, if you're interested in procuring bread that will complement whatever you're serving it with, best you journey elsewhere. read more