I was so ready to hate this place. Truly. All of the hype surrounding La Quercia and all of the glowing reviews had me itching to write this place off as a restaurant for pretentious food snobs (y'know, the snobs that you love to hate).
But, I was wrong.
First of all, to enjoy La Quercia means you need to adjust your expectations somewhat. It's very clear from the get-go that La Quercia is a restaurant that demands that its patrons play by its rules. And there are lots of them. But, if you play along, you will be handsomely rewarded.
Right off the top, when you call the restaurant, it's more likely than not that you won't get to talk to a real, live person and that instead you'll get immediately bumped to voicemail (even if you call when the restaurant is open). It can be a little off-putting, but just hang in there.
Then, when you actually speak to a real, live person for a reservation, you're given the option of 2 seatings: an early seating (usually 5 or 5:30) and a late seating (usually around 8:00). There are no choices other than "A" and "B", so don't even bother asking, Princess. Also, if you get the early seating, they make it clear that you have to eat and be gone within 2 hours, 30 minutes.
If you can get past these initial hurdles, as the poet Bon Jovi has said, you're halfway there. But -- surprise! -- there are a few tips to heed. Although it's not an outright "rule", your friendly server will give you a polite, enticing hard-sell the 7- or 10-course "alla famiglia" tasting menu, even though there are usually about 15 or so a la carte items. The tasting menu requires the diner to submit and surrender absolutely to the whims of the kitchen; translation: the kitchen will cook whatever it wants and you're going to enjoy every bite, damn it.
Don't worry, you will.
If you choose to submit, the madness behind all of these little rules becomes crystal clear: dinner at La Queria is a carefully choreographed dance. The reason for the 2 strict seating times is so that the food can come out at the same time. At the end of it all, the house staff can then strike down and reset the tables with little fear of disturbing its patrons. A little self-serving for the restaurant, but I'm not complaining -- it's actually quite clever.
When the rush of food starts rolling out of the kitchen, you quickly realize that the hard-sell of the tasting menu is another stroke of genius on La Quercia's part. While the kitchen prepares its food a la minute, I'm pretty sure it does so in batches. You see, while the kitchen is slaving away on the dishes for your table, it's likely working on the identical dish for the table next to yours, too. Perhaps this is a method that the kitchen uses to ensure quality and flavour. Whatever the reasoning, I don't care and neither will you, because it works.
That being said, there is some flexibility in the tasting menu and the kitchen is very accommodating in this regard. For instance, on the night I visited, we asked for a 7-course vegetarian/pescetarian tasting menu. There was no fuss or drama from the kitchen (even though we were -- gasp -- breaking the rules!), and our tasting was markedly different from the other meat-centric tasting menu. Even within the meat-centric tasting menu, I noticed some small differences from table to table.
As for the 2 hour 30 minute time limit, don't worry: even if you hmm-and-haw over whether to order the tasting menu or go a la carte (and trust me, you will be torn), and even if you nibble on your food at a leisurely pace, you can definitely finish a 7-course tasting meal (which includes a dessert course) within the allotted 150 minute time limit. The food comes at a fairly steady rate and there isn't much of a lag between courses.
Now, for the food itself. It makes little sense to talk about individual menu items because La Quercia changes its fresh sheet every day. The food isn't mind-blowing, but it is carefully prepared, with interesting but familiar flavours where the ingredients remain individually distinguishable. Rest assured that your meal will be well-executed and impeccably seasoned. Odds are also that you'll probably enjoy some delicious fresh, house-made pastas (both of the stuffed and noodle variety) that are cooked perfectly. Delicious.
The service at La Quercia is fantastic: the servers are knowledgeable, patient, detail-minded and attentive. Our server carefully went through the 16 individual items that were written on the menu board, which blew me away both from a service standpoint and from the sheer fact that the guy literally knew something about everything on the menu, which I will remind you, changes (even if only a little) every day. Impressive.
Make sure you give yourself plenty of time to call ahead when making a reservation, because once you make it in, you won't be disappointed. read more