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    Kung Fu Tea

    3.2 (33 reviews)
    Closed 12:00 pm - 7:00 PM
    Updated 2 months ago

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    Trying my best to audition for a K Pop Girl Group
    Fox E.

    My Barbie loves Lemon Black Tea And she says that she'll share it with me But she fibs with her lips And then lies with her hips Shakira's full of S, H, I, T. Lust rises as temperature falls And my Barbie likes big ones, not smalls But when she gets her f*** on Just one thing she'll suck on That's KFT Tapioca Balls Certainly one of my favorite Kung Fu Tea locations in the world, located inside the 99 Ranch, and they play sexy K-Pop videos for everybody in the food court, not just for their own customers - which is really awesome of them. You can still sit in the food court during Corona so that's good. They make their drinks expertly, and some of the employees in particular are amazing at making drinks - such as the tall white guy with the long hair who I know from the Pearland location, and his good friend who is the owner of both this and the Pearland location. These guys make top quality products and are really good people, and that makes both of their locations some of the best around. They're also some of the best people owning KFTs anywhere in the country - very very good people and that matters a lot. I'm obsessed with their fruit teas, especially Lemon Black Tea, Orange Black Tea, Pineapple Black Tea and so on. They're marvellous. What to get: Lemon Black Tea With Tapioca! Pineapple with Black Tea too! Orange with Black Tea also! Lychee Black Tea if you want something sweeter! Also: get some amazing Puffle Waffles to go with your Bubble Teas. I'm feeling kung-ry. When you exit, your car door may lock At the Kung Fu Tea down here on Blalock And whenever I ask What Barbie wants, she laughs And invariably then she will say "c*ck." And of course you must get the Puffle waffles, named after our cat, Sammi Puffle! Every bit as good as the Lemon Black Tea, are the Egg Puffs aka Puffles aka Bubble Waffles. Adorably, they break them into single puffles and put them in a bag, so it's more like french fries or popcorn (who else does that?), but more impressively, they taste more moist, more flavourful, more pillowy, and more under-done (which is how they should be) and yet piping hot instead of lukewarm (which is an absolute must), so I'd say these are probably the very best Egg Puffs I've had anywhere. As good as the street ones in Chinatown Manhattan. Gong Cha Houston makes great ones too. But these are our #1. Still one of the best Kung Fu Teas you'll find, despite it being a little stand inside a grocery store. They have some of the best service and most chill and helpful employees who will make anything off-menu unlike most of the KFT locations within the city of Houston, and when you add to that the fact that they make their drinks expertly and wonderfully, you're talking about a top-notch five star Bobashop here. We come here whenever we can, and I get a little bit fat on these wonderful boba stuffs. They also play sexy K-Pop videos almost all the time as I said, which is pretty awesome while you are enjoying your food or delicious boba drinks. Now for some rap.. If you're a Cow, then you produce DUNG If you're part of a ladder, you're the lowest RUNG If you wanna bring it, it's already been BRUNG And if you want Boba you bring it to KUNG If you float like a butterfly, I'm already STUNG If you vape and smoke, you'll f*** up a LUNG If you like Boba shop girls, be warned, they're quite YOUNG But if you just like Boba, then you go to KUNG If you go to every bathroom that I've ever SUNG If you throw every insult that I've ever FLUNG If you ask for every topping (except for MUNG) Then, and only then, you feel the power of KUNG If you're a swinger, consider me SWUNG If you want to kiss, you should know I like TONGUE You'll like me a lot if you like them well HUNG And afterwards, for Boba, we'll go to KUNG WHAT

    yoghurt green tea with tapioca- med size
    Jeffrey L.

    I love kung fu tea, and this is a great spot to get your boba on after shopping at 99 ranch. However, I've had some mediocre boba from this place before, my most recent experience they served boba that was pretty hard, and way too much ice (I asked for less ice, too!). Everything else about this location is pretty on par with your typical KFT. They have a wide assortment of macarons, and the service is fast.

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    Love that they offer the calorie count for their drinks and toppings! Their drinks are also very tasty and customer service is on point.

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    This is my favorite boba place in Chinatown!! Fresh boba and flossy cream!! Friendly staff as well

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    On that neverending search for the perfect acai bowl - I searched for places nearby that would hit…read morethat craving. JuiceLand had a few different bowls, so I ordered in advance for pickup. The location was the perfect size for a smoothie/juice spot, with a cozy but brightly lot vibe. The pre-prepared food selection in the refrigerator looked really tasty - but that's not why I was here! The cashier quickly retrieved my order and handed it off. Unfortunately, this is where the peaks of the experience end. The acai bowl had a $1.00 extra peanut butter topping and there was barely a tiny drizzle so I felt compelled to add a full tablespoon of my own peanut butter to the bowl. The fruit topping was fresh,but the bowl overall lacked the brightness and complexity I seek in an acai bowl. The other bowl, Bam Bam Bowl, didn't have a significantly different flavor profile, despite having a supposedly different base. All in all, a bit disappointing, but still really fresh! This won't be a place I will return, but it might have the fresh/whole food that you might be looking for!

    I always get intimidated by these menus, but when I came in today the staff was so friendly and…read morehelped to guide me to the right drink order. They listened to my concerns and pointed me in the right direction. I ended up ordered something off-menu, which felt extra fun. It was just what I needed! Also walked about with two immunity Dr. Doctor shots (2 for $6!). Will definitely be back!

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