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    Kung Fu Tea

    3.2 (33 reviews)
    Closed • 12:00 pm - 7:00 PM
    Updated over 3 months ago

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    Trying my best to audition for a K Pop Girl Group
    Fox E.

    My Barbie loves Lemon Black Tea And she says that she'll share it with me But she fibs with her lips And then lies with her hips Shakira's full of S, H, I, T. Lust rises as temperature falls And my Barbie likes big ones, not smalls But when she gets her f*** on Just one thing she'll suck on That's KFT Tapioca Balls Certainly one of my favorite Kung Fu Tea locations in the world, located inside the 99 Ranch, and they play sexy K-Pop videos for everybody in the food court, not just for their own customers - which is really awesome of them. You can still sit in the food court during Corona so that's good. They make their drinks expertly, and some of the employees in particular are amazing at making drinks - such as the tall white guy with the long hair who I know from the Pearland location, and his good friend who is the owner of both this and the Pearland location. These guys make top quality products and are really good people, and that makes both of their locations some of the best around. They're also some of the best people owning KFTs anywhere in the country - very very good people and that matters a lot. I'm obsessed with their fruit teas, especially Lemon Black Tea, Orange Black Tea, Pineapple Black Tea and so on. They're marvellous. What to get: Lemon Black Tea With Tapioca! Pineapple with Black Tea too! Orange with Black Tea also! Lychee Black Tea if you want something sweeter! Also: get some amazing Puffle Waffles to go with your Bubble Teas. I'm feeling kung-ry. When you exit, your car door may lock At the Kung Fu Tea down here on Blalock And whenever I ask What Barbie wants, she laughs And invariably then she will say "c*ck." And of course you must get the Puffle waffles, named after our cat, Sammi Puffle! Every bit as good as the Lemon Black Tea, are the Egg Puffs aka Puffles aka Bubble Waffles. Adorably, they break them into single puffles and put them in a bag, so it's more like french fries or popcorn (who else does that?), but more impressively, they taste more moist, more flavourful, more pillowy, and more under-done (which is how they should be) and yet piping hot instead of lukewarm (which is an absolute must), so I'd say these are probably the very best Egg Puffs I've had anywhere. As good as the street ones in Chinatown Manhattan. Gong Cha Houston makes great ones too. But these are our #1. Still one of the best Kung Fu Teas you'll find, despite it being a little stand inside a grocery store. They have some of the best service and most chill and helpful employees who will make anything off-menu unlike most of the KFT locations within the city of Houston, and when you add to that the fact that they make their drinks expertly and wonderfully, you're talking about a top-notch five star Bobashop here. We come here whenever we can, and I get a little bit fat on these wonderful boba stuffs. They also play sexy K-Pop videos almost all the time as I said, which is pretty awesome while you are enjoying your food or delicious boba drinks. Now for some rap.. If you're a Cow, then you produce DUNG If you're part of a ladder, you're the lowest RUNG If you wanna bring it, it's already been BRUNG And if you want Boba you bring it to KUNG If you float like a butterfly, I'm already STUNG If you vape and smoke, you'll f*** up a LUNG If you like Boba shop girls, be warned, they're quite YOUNG But if you just like Boba, then you go to KUNG If you go to every bathroom that I've ever SUNG If you throw every insult that I've ever FLUNG If you ask for every topping (except for MUNG) Then, and only then, you feel the power of KUNG If you're a swinger, consider me SWUNG If you want to kiss, you should know I like TONGUE You'll like me a lot if you like them well HUNG And afterwards, for Boba, we'll go to KUNG WHAT

    yoghurt green tea with tapioca- med size
    Jeffrey L.

    I love kung fu tea, and this is a great spot to get your boba on after shopping at 99 ranch. However, I've had some mediocre boba from this place before, my most recent experience they served boba that was pretty hard, and way too much ice (I asked for less ice, too!). Everything else about this location is pretty on par with your typical KFT. They have a wide assortment of macarons, and the service is fast.

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    Love that they offer the calorie count for their drinks and toppings! Their drinks are also very tasty and customer service is on point.

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    This is my favorite boba place in Chinatown!! Fresh boba and flossy cream!! Friendly staff as well

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    Twotone - jade latte

    Twotone

    4.6(204 reviews)
    2.8 mi•Memorial
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    Love this place! Very high quality vietnamese coffee that is consistent! Quite a modern design…read moreinside, very aesthetical. The front can make it looked closed thougy. Parking is a bit difficult at times as well from my experience. Cashmere - velvet espresso with caramel, so smooth and a little bit more on the sweeter side but is great! Aoi banana (not pictured) - this is probably my seasonal favorite right now that im hooked on. Matcha banana and its the perfect mix and my group's favorite. Reminds us of the banana milk cans we got back in japan. An absolute delight that ill probably keep getting til they rotate it out Tried their chairoi banana which is the espresso variant of the matcha verison and it's good but I think the matcha mixes much better with the bananas Yuki matcha - white chocolate matcha- I personally liked this one quite a bit but I can see it wouldn't be for everyone. It's quite sweet, think of regular sugar in a normal boba/tea drink. Mixes well with the matcha but I won't lie, the banana verison has me hooked more! Overall I like their coffee here and it's definitely in my coffee rotation so I would recommend it! Its also not far from memorial park so.. a great excuse after a run after melting in the sun

    Sooooo delicious! Honestly best coffee I've had…read more We ordered the jade (pandan) and the purple stuff (ube). The pandan was sweet as expected but if you've never had pandan that might catch you off guard. The ube was so yummy. Definitely coming back! Worth the wait. Came on a Sunday afternoon and it was packed but got our orders relatively quickly after a short wait. Would maybe recommend more seating? But enough room to stand and wait.

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    Bean Theory - Interior

    Bean Theory

    4.5(54 reviews)
    1.0 mi•Spring Branch
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    Got the biscoff latte ~ super, totally amazing! Would definitely order again! I loved that it…read morewasn't too sweet even though I did not reduce the sweetness level. It took a minute to get our drinks, but I don't even mind because it was so yummy! Loved the vibes of this cafe ~ a great spot to study. Also, a great option to meet friends as theres a good variety of games to choose from!

    Came here to say after a walk at memorial park. My friends and I love to try new coffee spots and…read moreit's always a plus when they actually have food and not only pastries. Parking was difficult to find because it was a Saturday but they said it's usually not bad during the week. The loaded bagel sandwich was so good! The bread was soft with a good flavor and the bacon & turkey sausage complemented each other well. One of my friends had bean and cheese tacos and she mentioned it was a nice touch to have with black beans instead of refried. The biscoff latte was highly recommended in the Yelp reviews and I am a biscoff girly so I figured I'd start there. 10/10. O also had a lemon poppy seed muffin. Super moist and decadent, enough to share!! I'm not crazy about matcha but for those that are you are able to cyo, by selecting your flavor syrup and cold foam with tons of creations available. They also have some staff favs if you're in the mood for something different! ** I subbed my milk for pistachio (never had before) and it was a nice touch So many seating options from booths, couches to tables. Can't wait to try more!

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    Pistachio’s Coffee Shop - Pistachio latte

    Pistachio’s Coffee Shop

    4.0(141 reviews)
    0.2 mi•Memorial
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    I was scrolling through a certain social media app and I saw a promotion at Pistachios and given…read morethat it was on my try list, I couldn't pass up the opportunity and stopped by. It was late in the day but the laidback decorated space was packed, music not too loud with a pleasant vibe. I asked if I could get the pistachio dream with oatmilk and the server recommended against it saying it would make the drink too sweet. I appreciated her honest advice and got the dragonfruit strawberry refresher instead. It was definitely refreshing with the perfect amount of ice to keep it cold but not water it down. I also tried one of the mini croissants which is probably what will keep me coming back. Flaky and full of high quality cheese and spices, I wish I had gotten two! I'll definitely come back at an earlier time since a lot of the pastries were sold out.

    Pistachio Cafe is a cute and cozy spot that's perfect for hanging out or getting some studying…read moredone. I tried the Earl Grey Matcha and the Double Matcha. The Earl Grey Matcha had a nice blend of earthy matcha with subtle floral notes, while the Double Matcha was sweet, creamy, and great if you enjoy pistachio-flavored matcha lattes. My only critique is that both drinks were a bit sweeter than I expected. As the ice melted, they became a little watered down, so I'd recommend drinking them before that happens or asking for less ice. Overall, I enjoyed my visit and would come back to try more of their drinks.

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    Buzz & Bites - Texas Melt

    Buzz & Bites

    4.5(471 reviews)
    0.8 mi•Spring Branch
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    It's been many many moons since I last visited this place. I recall it as a great spot for…read morebreakfast/brunch and caffeinated drinks but this visit, I was a little disappointed. The last time I was here, a server took our order. However, this time, after waiting for a looooong time at our table, I discovered that all ordering should be done at the counter. I like how open and spacious the place is but the booth seats were in poor condition, with extreme cracks and peeling pleather. Also, many of the tablets were dirty and I had to get up and ask for napkins to clean up the stains. Help was very limited during this visit. The baristas were engrossed in making drinks and didn't seem very friendly or eager to help with questions. On the bright side, the young gal who brought out our food and drinks was really nice and helpful. She even offered to spray down our table and wipe it clean for us after she saw how icky it was. There's a Pick 3 toasts for $24.95 option and we chose two smoked salmon toasts and one avocado toast. They were decently good. It was a nice light meal to share between two of us. However, the quality of the drinks has declined. The strawberry matcha used to be excellent but the flavor has lost its vibrancy. I would not order it again.

    This place was a hit! I was visiting from out of town and my host brought me here…read more Ambience, 10/10: the place was well kept, great music, and seemed to be well managed from the time I was there. I went on a weekend so it was busy, but it wasn't unbearable. They have a decent amount of outdoor seating which was nice. Staff, 10/10: no complaints here! They were extremely patient with me upon ordering when I had a lot of questions, even though there were people waiting behind me. They were informative, had great energy, and were also hustling to get people their orders as quickly as possible Food/Drinks, 10/10: As a vegan, coffee shops can be hit or miss, especially on the food. Having clearly labeled vegan options made it easy for me to have confidence with my choice (vegan all day). The bread was perfectly warm but not hard. Great flavor. I also asked for a matcha with strawberry puree & no foam to meet my dietary needs. It was delicious! The person I was with had no the smoked salmon avocado toast and what I recall to be the amazon cloud. She rated them both 10/10 with no hesitation. Very flavorful and refreshing. Overall this experience was 10/10 for both of us. It's a not so small coffee shop with diverse options, friendly staff, and a clean ambiance that makes me want to go back. Highly recommend.

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    Buzz & Bites - Caprese w/ Grilled Chicken

    Caprese w/ Grilled Chicken

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    Slowpokes

    Slowpokes

    4.3(198 reviews)
    2.2 mi•Spring Branch
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    I've been to Slowpokes 4 times and the experience has been generally consistent each time. Start…read morewith parking: they have a tiny lot in front of the coffee shop but it's always full (I've never found a spot there - ever). Good news is, you can park in the big parking lot on front of Hando's and walk from there. Not ideal when the weather sucks, but you don't really have a choice. And though the coffee shop's address is technically off Long Point, you can't see it from Long Point. It's on the other side of the shopping center. Google Maps does a good job showing you where the entrance is. The ambiance: I love how spacious the coffee shop is. There is plenty of seating and I appreciate that. The staff are also nice. Sometimes the line to order can get really long but that's because customers usually can't make up their minds. The menu is fairly extensive so pros and cons there. Now for the coffee: I've tried their speciality drinks, the hot brewed coffee, and flat white. They are all OK. Not bad but not great. Not enough strong coffee flavor in my opinion. Flavors are a little off but get the job done. Prices are fair - maybe a tad on the pricey side. Worth it if you're going to sit inside the coffee shop and get work done or meet up with friends. I would go here to meet with friends but not necessarily for the best coffee in town.

    I love all slow pokes locations. All have a cool vibe, fun decor pops of green color, my favorite…read morecoffee "with love" always tastes so good at any location. This location is near a really good restaurant called Blind Goat. Not too far from memorial area. They have chess board and board games. Great place to study, work, hang out. Patio area and several indoor seatings. Always clean and service is always friendly.

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    Slowpokes - Salmon bagel

    Salmon bagel

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