Cancel

    Open app

    Search

    Kung Fu Tea

    3.2 (33 reviews)
    Closed 12:00 pm - 7:00 PM
    Updated over 3 months ago

    Order Kung Fu Tea Takeout or Delivery

    Kung Fu Tea Photos

    Business Info

    More like Kung Fu Tea

    Recommended Reviews - Kung Fu Tea

    Your trust is our priority, so businesses can't pay to alter or remove their reviews. Learn more about reviews.
    Yelp app icon
    Browse more easily on the app
    Review Feed Illustration

    Reviews With Photos - Kung Fu Tea

    Trying my best to audition for a K Pop Girl Group
    Fox E.

    My Barbie loves Lemon Black Tea And she says that she'll share it with me But she fibs with her lips And then lies with her hips Shakira's full of S, H, I, T. Lust rises as temperature falls And my Barbie likes big ones, not smalls But when she gets her f*** on Just one thing she'll suck on That's KFT Tapioca Balls Certainly one of my favorite Kung Fu Tea locations in the world, located inside the 99 Ranch, and they play sexy K-Pop videos for everybody in the food court, not just for their own customers - which is really awesome of them. You can still sit in the food court during Corona so that's good. They make their drinks expertly, and some of the employees in particular are amazing at making drinks - such as the tall white guy with the long hair who I know from the Pearland location, and his good friend who is the owner of both this and the Pearland location. These guys make top quality products and are really good people, and that makes both of their locations some of the best around. They're also some of the best people owning KFTs anywhere in the country - very very good people and that matters a lot. I'm obsessed with their fruit teas, especially Lemon Black Tea, Orange Black Tea, Pineapple Black Tea and so on. They're marvellous. What to get: Lemon Black Tea With Tapioca! Pineapple with Black Tea too! Orange with Black Tea also! Lychee Black Tea if you want something sweeter! Also: get some amazing Puffle Waffles to go with your Bubble Teas. I'm feeling kung-ry. When you exit, your car door may lock At the Kung Fu Tea down here on Blalock And whenever I ask What Barbie wants, she laughs And invariably then she will say "c*ck." And of course you must get the Puffle waffles, named after our cat, Sammi Puffle! Every bit as good as the Lemon Black Tea, are the Egg Puffs aka Puffles aka Bubble Waffles. Adorably, they break them into single puffles and put them in a bag, so it's more like french fries or popcorn (who else does that?), but more impressively, they taste more moist, more flavourful, more pillowy, and more under-done (which is how they should be) and yet piping hot instead of lukewarm (which is an absolute must), so I'd say these are probably the very best Egg Puffs I've had anywhere. As good as the street ones in Chinatown Manhattan. Gong Cha Houston makes great ones too. But these are our #1. Still one of the best Kung Fu Teas you'll find, despite it being a little stand inside a grocery store. They have some of the best service and most chill and helpful employees who will make anything off-menu unlike most of the KFT locations within the city of Houston, and when you add to that the fact that they make their drinks expertly and wonderfully, you're talking about a top-notch five star Bobashop here. We come here whenever we can, and I get a little bit fat on these wonderful boba stuffs. They also play sexy K-Pop videos almost all the time as I said, which is pretty awesome while you are enjoying your food or delicious boba drinks. Now for some rap.. If you're a Cow, then you produce DUNG If you're part of a ladder, you're the lowest RUNG If you wanna bring it, it's already been BRUNG And if you want Boba you bring it to KUNG If you float like a butterfly, I'm already STUNG If you vape and smoke, you'll f*** up a LUNG If you like Boba shop girls, be warned, they're quite YOUNG But if you just like Boba, then you go to KUNG If you go to every bathroom that I've ever SUNG If you throw every insult that I've ever FLUNG If you ask for every topping (except for MUNG) Then, and only then, you feel the power of KUNG If you're a swinger, consider me SWUNG If you want to kiss, you should know I like TONGUE You'll like me a lot if you like them well HUNG And afterwards, for Boba, we'll go to KUNG WHAT

    yoghurt green tea with tapioca- med size
    Jeffrey L.

    I love kung fu tea, and this is a great spot to get your boba on after shopping at 99 ranch. However, I've had some mediocre boba from this place before, my most recent experience they served boba that was pretty hard, and way too much ice (I asked for less ice, too!). Everything else about this location is pretty on par with your typical KFT. They have a wide assortment of macarons, and the service is fast.

    Coffee Milk Tea with Boba & Passion Fruit Tea

    See all

    6 months ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    2 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    3 years ago

    Helpful 2
    Thanks 0
    Love this 1
    Oh no 0

    2 years ago

    Helpful 2
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    1 year ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    11 months ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0
    Photo of Fox E.
    4533
    16896
    49978

    6 years ago

    Helpful 29
    Thanks 0
    Love this 31
    Oh no 0

    4 years ago

    Helpful 6
    Thanks 0
    Love this 4
    Oh no 0

    4 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    2 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    4 years ago

    Helpful 3
    Thanks 0
    Love this 3
    Oh no 0

    8 years ago

    Helpful 2
    Thanks 0
    Love this 2
    Oh no 0

    6 years ago

    Helpful 1
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    6 years ago

    Love that they offer the calorie count for their drinks and toppings! Their drinks are also very tasty and customer service is on point.

    Helpful 2
    Thanks 0
    Love this 1
    Oh no 0

    7 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0
    Photo of jim n.
    71
    46
    30

    6 years ago

    Helpful 1
    Thanks 0
    Love this 1
    Oh no 0
    Photo of Khan P.
    636
    2
    0

    7 years ago

    Helpful 2
    Thanks 0
    Love this 2
    Oh no 0

    7 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    7 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    8 years ago

    Helpful 1
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    7 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    7 years ago

    Helpful 1
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    6 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    7 years ago

    Helpful 1
    Thanks 0
    Love this 1
    Oh no 0

    8 years ago

    Helpful 2
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    7 years ago

    This is my favorite boba place in Chinatown!! Fresh boba and flossy cream!! Friendly staff as well

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0
    Photo of Christy S.
    265
    27
    43

    8 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    7 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    8 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    8 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    5 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    6 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0
    Photo of Amora ..
    13
    49
    44

    7 years ago

    Helpful 0
    Thanks 0
    Love this 0
    Oh no 0

    Ask the Community - Kung Fu Tea

    Review Highlights - Kung Fu Tea

    I tried the Kung Fu Milk Tea with tapioca and my boyfriend had the Taro Milk Green Tea with mango popping bubbles.

    Mentioned in 2 reviews

    Read more highlights

    Verify this business for free

    People searched for Bubble Tea 9,412 times last month within 10 miles of this business.

    Verify this business

    Fiji Snacks and Smoothies

    Fiji Snacks and Smoothies

    4.7
    (46 reviews)
    1.4 mi

    Came here again because this place was an absolute banger last time, and I needed to bring my BFF…read morehere while he was down from Austin. Blended Vietnamese Coffee - Love the potent coffee taste. They use Cafe du Monde, which is already a strong indicator of authenticity. It wasn't the "kick me in the face with caffeine" Vietnamese coffee I get from 85°C in Katy Asiatown, but it definitely hit the spot for my caffeine needs. It's still very sweet, so I'm hoping it doesn't make me crash during my volunteering. Honeydew Smoothie - My friend said it was too sweet, but he also fasted for five days (bless his soul), so I don't trust his taste buds. It had a very noticeable honeydew flavor, which is exactly why I liked it. Coconut Smoothie (w. Ube Foam) - This was definitely a banger. It was perfectly coconutty with a light, milky taste. It reminded me of a well-masked liquor drink--you can drink a lot of it without realizing how much you've downed in 20 minutes. Definitely my favorite drink of the day at this location. I keep forgetting to try their foam toppings, so I'm glad my BFF got one. I still have to come back for that guanábana.

    It's neat that there is also a drive-through, makes it easier to grab and go. There is designated…read moreparking around the place. I like the colorful decor inside. It's small inside but there are a few tables to sit at. Fiji has a variety of drinks from smoothies, tea, to coffee. Price is pretty good compared to a lot of boba places. It's full size cup as well. I tried the fruit tea and it was very refreshing. It was not overly sweet and also had fresh fruits inside. Staff were friendly and service was quick. Overall, this is a nice addition to the area.

    Photos
    Inside
    Inside
    Fiji Snacks and Smoothies
    Outside

    See all

    Outside
    CHICHA San Chen

    CHICHA San Chen

    4.3
    (155 reviews)
    5.8 mi
    $$

    So glad to hear that one recently opened up in Houston. Would LOVE to take my cousins here one day…read more Environment/Atmosphere - Super crowded when we got here, but the lines moved fast, and there was a kiosk to self-order if you didn't want to wait in line for the cashier. One of my favorite things was how fragrant the space smelled while I waited for my boba. You could tell there was an exceptional tea aroma lingering despite all the cream and sweetness. The place was exceptionally clean for being so busy, and the workers consistently cleaned as they made the drinks, so you knew you could trust the sanitation here. Drink Design - I have to make a separate comment on how CUTE these drinks were. I loved the intentional sticker placement over the lips and the little carrying handle. You could tell they went the extra mile to make these drinks not just flavorful, but an experience in and of themselves. Even their receipt paper felt luxurious. That sounds ridiculous to point out, but the thought behind every aspect of this place is impeccable. High Mountain Pouchong Tea w. Lemon Juice & Mousse (Creamy Lemon Tart) - After all the sugar I had today, this lemony drink hit the spot with its perfect tartness. The cream had bits of lemon zest in it, adding to the aroma. I tried to adjust the sweetness when I ordered and was told it had a built-in sweetness, but if I found it too sweet, they would happily switch it out for another drink. I felt like I was dealing with Amazon's generous return policy--and luckily, the drink was perfect, so no return was needed! Creamy Mango Tart - Literally like the Lemon Tart, but mango. I loved this just as much and really enjoyed the refreshing flavors of BOTH tarts. Instantly a fan favorite. Dong Ding Oolong Tea w. Fresh Milk - Very mild and creamy, almost like a mellow latte. Not my favorite because it was a bit too creamy after everything else I had today. Still, I loved the tea profile and can absolutely see why others would love it. Overall, I love, love, LOVE this place. 1000/10. From the experience to the quality and intentionality behind every little detail, I couldn't be happier with my visit. I never thought I'd ever say that a drink was so Instagram-worthy, but these drinks were beautiful--like models of the boba world. Would go back in a heartbeat. This has officially won the spot for my favorite boba place.

    I have heard the hype for Chicha San Chen and I wanted to try it. This place is definitely a more…read moreelevated than your normal boba tea place and you can tell by the crowds. We had to wait a little in line but the service was fast! The tea tastes great and I like the cup they serve it. I appreciate that they offer your sweet level and ice level you prefer. And the prices are reasonable compared to other places I've visited. You see families of all ages come into this place, as it's shown in social media it definitely brings a crowd. One nice addition that I saw was a Photo Booth and tea tasting station! You don't have to worry about parking as it's located in a strip mall so there's quite a bit of spaces. Overall I enjoyed my time and would like to try other tea options here.

    Photos
    Green tea with milk and grass jelly.
    Green tea with milk and grass jelly.
    Cassie black tea + mousse
    Cassie black tea + mousse
    Mango high mountain pouchong tea with boba

    See all

    Mango high mountain pouchong tea with boba
    Teahouse Tapioca and Tea

    Teahouse Tapioca and Tea

    3.1
    (49 reviews)
    0.3 mi

    Nestled in a shopping strip across the street from Memorial High School, and located next to a…read moregreat hamburger place next door called Southwell's, Teahouse serves up some great drinks to enjoy at anytime of the day. I've been here a few times up to date and I've gotten the chance to enjoy multiple drinks and some food items. Overall I have been pleased with what I've received and have had little to no complaints about them. They are just like any other boba spot, with adjustments to drinks, ice levels, sugar levels and all the other good stuff. The indoor seating is nice for both groups and individual studying. The staircase seating on the right as you walk in is a nice different concept to have. Service can get slow if it's busy, so be prepared to wait for a little bit, but the wait isn't that bad or slow if there are just a few people inside. This place is great to come after having a nice lunch or dinner, great for the Memorial HS students as well to drop on by!

    As soon as I walked in I felt transported to a serene, happy place. A cool, calm vibe with great…read moremusic. Comfortable seating. Quick service. The star of the show was the Thai tea and fresh watermelon juice. Both were so satisfying on so many levels. They have a great menu. You will be able to find what ever suits your mood that day. I promise you. On a beautiful day, I walked out on cloud nine. I will be returning......soon.

    Photos
    Taro Cream Tea
    Taro Cream Tea
    Bar area
    Bar area
    Inside during weekday lunchtime

    See all

    Inside during weekday lunchtime

    Kung Fu Tea - bubbletea - Updated August 2026

    Loading...
    Loading...
    Loading...