So, I'll start this by saying the majority of food places in all of fire island, not many are that good and all prices are high. Makes sense for the location. We've been coming to the inn for years, service is always slow, food is always, eh. Last night, hands down horrible. Took 2 hours for food. There were 2 waitresses, they also might've been the chefs. I mean I can't even start to explain. Except to say that the 50$ voucher you get for parking the boat there isn't worth it read more

Not many choices in this direct area. There was a wait as expected on a Saturday summer evening. Didn't receive drink order until 35 minutes after being seated. Bar was packed and seemed like one bartender. I had read other reviews and already had a bad feeling about coming here...so I ordered the cheeseburger to be safe and so did the entire table. My bun was moldy. Very disappointed. Not much else to add except that the experience overall was awful. read more

Kismet Inn - Mold - American Near Me - Kismet, New York

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This place sucks !! I don't care how long they have been open 1925 ! They hire bartenders who are either blind or just do not care ! Do yourself a favor go next door to the dive. The Dive was jam packed and for good reason. This place maybe had 10 people at the bar waiting for drinks. I stood with my wife and son waiting to be acknowledged for 25 mins at the bar. Three bartenders all passed me and never said can I help you. ? I stopped one of them and asked them Could we order some drinks? She then went on to say have you never been to a bar before ? lol I was three times her age , never going back here ! I I'll rather wait for good service at the Dive next door which apparently everyone is doing. Either hire help that knows something about the service industry or train your people better ! This place blows !!! read more

The waitress came to take our order right away, so we were already off to a good start. We ordered lobster rolls, they were so good! Loved that the lobster was shredded, made it easier to eat. Loved the atmosphere too. Can't wait to go back. read more

What a great 'island' dive bar feel The staff is awesome , Taryn is an incredible bartender !! Larry , thank you ;) Best Bloody Mary I've had in a long time !! Can't wait to come back!!! read more

Kismet Inn - Love this bar !!! - American Near Me - Kismet, New York

Food was god awful. The bbq chicken wings tasted like play dough for some reason and the shrimp bisque also had a really off taste that i can't describe, plus it wasn't even warm. The place is dirty. The waitress was nice, that was about it. read more

I came to Kismet for the day looking for a nice restaurant and i was going to go to the one behind it but i decided to go here. Bad idea. the atmosphere is a little dirty and the tables aren't really cleaned, the food tastes and looks like school cafeteria food and they don't really have good options and also some of the food is almost raw and dry. The only thing i would say is good about this place is the view and the live band. I would say just go to the place behind it instead. Very disappointed especially since the area is so beautiful. The waiters were okay but the service was very slow. Also there was food already on my utensils when i came. Don't waste your time coming here read more

If I could give this place a zero stars, I would. I'm writing this review solely to call out the manager of this place. Me and my family came here after a long walk to get food. As we were leaving one of the hostesses, unfortunately, passed out and hit her head. The manager proceeded to NOT help at all and instead yell at another hostess for a simple work mistake as the young girl was laying on the floor passed out. My mom and another mom ended up having to be the ones to help the girl as the manager still did nothing. I'll be more than happy to recommend this place to other people the second they change their management IMMEDIATELY. read more

I love it here. I come here every time with my dad and his girlfriend. It's great when you come off the boat/ferry. There is a lot of tacky fish at the front of the bar but it's not overbearing. There are a few claw games jn the back, which is cool if you like them or you have kids. It's actually nice and spacious for a place in fire island. The food is amazing!! I can't get enough of it here. We always get the mussels, which comes in this 'soup', which isn't a soup but that's the only work I could think of. It does come with onions and garlic. It's not a bad combo but I could do without. The mussels are amazing though. We also got the clams as well. Which we get every time we go there. They are amazing as well. The service is great. From the bar to sitting in a seat. The bar backs and waitresses are amazing and very friendly. The owner is awesome as well. read more

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Worst service ever. Three weeks in a row waited hours no service. We left along with many others. How do you not know or be prepared. The dive closes for parties and could care less about their customers who waist their time going there and then get caught in your place. At least let the customers know, it will be hours before anybody services you. Hostess telling everybody 45 minutes. Shame on you read more

Suffice to say, missed the mark on everything from service to food. Forgot appetizer, missing utensils, no olives, lemons, limes , straw on my Bloody Mary? not attentive in the least to get something. My meal was clams in white sauce...chopped up clams on Long Island? What? tasted like canned sauce, the Great South bay is the home of the best little necks, give me a break...ugh! Shrimp cocktail was not even chilled. Been here before years back and was pretty good, but now just skip it and save the $300! read more

Stay away. "Kismet" is the wrong name for this place. Service sucks here. I saw a couple who were seated after us get their food before we did. I questioned the waitress and she replied with an attitude, "you ordered an appetizer so you gotta give us a sec." Snarky as hell. A "sec"?? We've been sitting here 45 minutes, waiting for cheeseburgers with fries. I guess the owner and manager don't care how rude their staff is or how bad the food is: the baked clams were purely stuffing, not an ounce of clam in sight or in flavor), and only 3 on the plate (the waitress forgot the forks and napkins) because this place is the only food between Robert Moses Field five and Ocean Beach. They know they will make money no matter what kind of snarky teen slings their slop. The manager clearly didn't pay attention to the weather report for this weekend: there were only three people to seat, serve, and bus on a sparkling fall day, probably the last good beach day for 2023 visitors on Fire Island. I won't be going back there again. Our bill was over $73 for cold burgers and fries. Boo hoo, Kismet Inn. read more

Kismet Inn - The fries were cold and soggy, - American Near Me - Kismet, New York

food was not good. too much salad dressing on caesar salad $8.95 and add 3 shrimp for $14.75 and your cost for a lousy small salad is $23.70. Mussels were overcooked and shrimp bisque soup had small shrimp chopped up and tasted like they over added flour to the mix. Place is over priced for lousy food. read more

I was so looking forward to a nice lunch after walking over from field 5 Robert Moses. Food was awful. Baked clams were burnt, fish sandwich was over cooked and the lobster roll was awful. It was so disappointing. read more

Came here for a break from our hike from Field 5 to Kismet and not too many choices for food as nothing was open and it was either This or pizza. There is a outdoor area for seating with a couple of tables with umbrellas and a couple of shaded tables along the wall. We opted for a table outside. Let me just say that the feed was extremely disappointing and very unfresh. We ordered the mussels which were sandy. The calamari was like rubber and I'm not sure what type of flour they used for the coating. I actually had a stomach from the food afterwards. The only good thing about the meal was the nice cold beer on tap. It's like they have a monopoly in the area since only the pizza place was open and everything else either didn't open til Friday or it was further down and you have to walk there. read more

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Stopped in to grab a bite to eat and a couple of cool ones at the bar after a day of fishing. The three stars are for the ice cold beer, but the baked clams were lukewarm full of breadcrumbs and not a clam to be seen within 5 feet. Maybe just a bad day in the kitchen. I don't know. We'll try again. read more

Best bar on Fire Island! The bartenders are attentive, welcoming, and hilarious! It definitely has a locals vibe but they are ready to welcome in everyone. The food was great and the prices were cheap. What more could you ask for in a beach bar! read more

Kismet doesn't have very many places to eat right when you cross over if you're walking from Robert Moses. This place was good, though. Nice patio for people watching! read more

Food was delicious! Service good!& ambiance wonderful! Fresh greens for salad, went well with the fish & vegetables! Enjoyed the pumpkin beer! read more

Great vibe, best cold drafts and one of my favorite places. Ya can't beat the steemers.

Service took forever on a mild day. Food was okay. They got tvs to watch sport games. But the service is slow read more

Kismet Inn - Chicken Caesar wrap - American Near Me - Kismet, New York

After a long walk from Field 5, the Inn was our choice for a much needed cold drink, or two, and a casual lunch. My lobster sandwich was very good, ample portion and fresh, my salad just ok. The grilled chicken sandwich was a tad overcooked but tasty. Friendly, polite service, great view and location. Strong 3 star. read more

Wanted to come for a fun drink but new rules say you have to order food also so we got lunch. Unfortunately they didn't have a drink menu tho and I can't just invent stuff off the top of my head so I stuck to water. I got a grilled cheese and fries-fries were awesome, so crispy! The grilled cheese was pretty greasy but still good. My bf got a beer and the blt which was also good-very crispy bacon! We walked over here from Robert Moses so it was a nice day! read more

Kismet Inn - Grilled cheese and fries - American Near Me - Kismet, New York

Outside seating for lunch in a beautiful day!!! The Caesar chicken wrap was delish as was the fries. Will def be back!!!

Worst service! Went there this past Tuesday for a cocktail with my girlfriends. The bartender with the mustache, couldn't be any ruder or unfriendly. Then had the nerve to trash talk us because we only left him a $2. tip, which trust me, was way more than he deserved. Complete jerk!!! read more

Might take little long for food, but I love this place. Service is very kind and attentive

The food here is just ok, but the location on the water is obviously fantastic! I prefer the Out for food, but if it's too busy or something, the Inn will do just fine. read more

Kismet Inn - Salad and mussels and fries - American Near Me - Kismet, New York

I came here a few weeks ago for lunch with 2 friends during a 1-day trip to Fire Island and they decided to have lunch here since it seemed to be one of few places to eat here. I ordered the portobello mushroom wrap and it took FOREVER to come. I got my order last and I know that it's not a complicated thing to make. My friend got the Manhattan Clam chowder and chicken wings. My other friend got the mussels appetizer (big portion and I would recommend that). It took about 30-45 minutes to get all of our orders. It seemed like there was only one waitress working during that time too. I'm not sure if there was a lack of cooking staff because there were other tables that waited a long time for their food. Overall, terrible experience. My other friend who was at the beach wondered why me and our friends were gone so long for lunch. I should have just packed a small sandwich from home and had a picnic on the beach like she did. I'm giving this place 2-stars since our waitress was nice and provided good service to us even though she was really busy with other customers too. This place really deserved 1-star for extremely slow food service and mediocre food. read more

Kismet Inn - Grilled Portobello Mushroom Wrap - American Near Me - Kismet, New York

This is a great bar on the island! Fisherman vibes and wonderful owners. I accidentally left a bag by the ferry dock in front of the Kismet Inn... When I called- they went out, grabbed it for me and held onto it until I could catch the next ferry back. So thankful they were willing to help! Also- Catch of the day is aways delicious! read more

Situated right next to the marina, the outside dining experience provides an amazing view. I had the steak tidbits with mozzarella cheese, the baked clams, and my boyfriend enjoyed a nice salad. We can't say enough good things about the Kismet Inn. Screw Olive Garden, when you're at the kismet inn you're family. Our server Kailey was fantastic and helped with a great dining experience! read more

Kismet Inn - Outdoor dining next to the marina - American Near Me - Kismet, New York

The Kismet Inn is doing their part to make sure their seating allows for social distancing. To start we order a Cobb salad which we both enjoyed and was big enough for two to share. I ordered a lobster roll and was quite disappointed because it seemed to be imitation lobster which I would never expect from the Kismet Inn. The lobster roll came with a choice of fries or onion rings. We choose the onion rings. They were good but not great. We also got two appetizers; calamari and clams casino. The calamari was a nice size portion but the breading was heavy and nothing special. The clams casino were small clams that were greasy and not very flavorful. The service was good and we were happy to be able to get in and out quickly. read more

The food, wine and decor were all very mediocre. It took over 45 minutes to get served when the restaurant wasn't busy. Some things we ordered were wine, beers, baked clams, lobster rolls and burgers. It tasted like stadium food. I would not return unless we had no choice. The one redeeming quality was our waitress who was very attentive and nice read more

Perry bad, no, awful. Atmosphere is nice, good bar, nice staff. Clean and welcoming. We tipped the staff as they were polite and attentive. The food is awful. Just terrible. I'd assume it was me but no one at my table made it though their plate. The clam linguini was stale and fishy. The seared tuna was rubber with fake wasabi and stale/soggy ginger, and the scallops were so undercooked, my guest spent the majority of the dinner fighting back vomiting(no kidding). The muscles were cold. The bread was hard. The drinks (mai tai) were the lowest quality; rarely does a drink taste this bad and not be strong but yes; watered down cheapest well liquor money can buy. If this all weren't enough to make the point, the prices are insane. $22 for a burger, but the toppings cost extra? And so forth. Our bill was over $120 for 3 gusts and what a mistake this was.. Yes, unfortunately, we won't be back. The moment a better place hits Kismet, I suspect this place will be quickly and happily forgotten. Just awful. read more

The service was terrible and I felt ignored. The staff made eye contact and I waited 15-20 minutes for the smallest things. Not asking for much here read more

Chili was fantastic, I highly recommend it with the cheese and onions added! Eve and Vito were super kind and helpful (: #drinkheavily

I mean...you're not coming here expecting a 5-star meal. This isn't a fancy, white-gloved meal service. This is beachside, summertime and the living is easy sort of vibe. And one of like, two restaurants on this section of F.I. (Kismet, as the Inn's name suggests). If you park at field 5 at Robert Moses and walk to the light house...just keep going until you hit the cute, family section of Fire Island (approx. 45 min walk in total from leaving the parking lot). I've always wanted to be able to own a home here, or at least rent a house for a week. Alas, I do not have that sort of cheddar, and until I win the lotto my friends and I will stroll on up here and just pretend we're living that vacation life. The drinks here are good, can't go wrong with a Pina Colada. The food may be more on the forgettable side, but I'm alright with that. It's all about the view and the positive summer vibes, baby. Service has usually been fast and friendly and they accommodated my friend and our little ones. So, a star for that. We'll see you next summer, Kismet! read more

The food is really delicious and great portions. Ambiance is beachy and mainly frequenters by locaslls. Nice service !

Stay away. Kitchen told staff to stop seating people no one ever told us. If we didn't ask the wound have never called us

Simple, inexpensive with a neighborhood feel. Kind and attentive wait staff. The kitchen seemed in the weeds when we visited on a sunny Sunday in late September. When the food did arrive, the lobster roll was tasty but the grilled cheese, onion rings and fries tasted like they had lingered too long under the heat lamps. High marks for the view, which is across from the harbor. read more

Kismet Inn - American Near Me - Kismet, New York

Good outdoor seating with a beautiful view of the water. The shrimp bisque is excellent and worth the trip in itself. The burgers were typical burgers - good Had a fun time during the day. Recommend read more