I've visited many caves in both the US and abroad, and I've always been on the main tours, craning my head around the corners, looking past the "Do Not Enter" ropes and wondering "What would it be like to go down THAT passageway? Could I deal with going feet first down a black hole lined with sharp rocks?"
I got the answer this past weekend during my Inner Space Cavern Wild Cave Tour. This is NOT, I repeat NOT a review of the regular, take-the-kids-and-follow-the-walkway tour. MY trip was the extra-extra special, helmet, kneepads, pant-tearing and claustrophobia battling tour through the underbelly of the cavern, accompanied by a few friends, a few strangers, and the brother-sister guide team of Brennen and Dani.
The operators of the cave provide a list of what to wear/bring, and they provide helmets, knee and elbow pads, and head lamps. After a brief orientation, we headed into the pit, past not one but TWO "Do Not Enter" signs, and got our "Before" pictures taken. In looking at those pictures I'm reminded of my 1988 HS Senior Pictures, "I look so...clean...".
What followed was 3+ hours of driving ourselves through an incredible Inner Landscape on our hands and knees, knees and elbows, stomachs, backs, and fingertips while the guides explained what we were seeing and experiencing.
Dani and Brennen were fantastic-they were great teachers of technique ("OK, now twist around that rock and PULL!") as well as good story tellers. The family dynamic between them was an added element that we appreciated-at one point Brennen threatened to teach Dani's 2-year old son "adult" words if she kept talking about how hungry she was. We had a fun group, and we asked as many questions about the different experiences the guides have had as we asked about the cave formations we were seeing. Funny stories about the kind of questions people ask when they call the info line ("Have y'all changed location at all?") and what people ask on the tours ("How long did this place take y'all to build?") seemed to top the list.
While navigating the route, there were plenty of tight spots that made me grateful that I'm only mildly claustrophobic. A particular crevice where we had to crawl, twist around and then leverage ourselves up to a higher passage was very challenging, and on the last 40-foot crawl on our bellies, the ceiling and the floor seemed to be no farther apart than the EXACT dimensions of my backside. Those were about my limit, but they were all ultimately navigable. One of my companions mentioned that he never felt any kind of concern at all, so I think 99.99% of visitors would find the experience doable. There are plenty of rest stops, incuding a meditation-inducing Nap Room with all the lights off and comfy, crunchy rock to lie down on for 20 or so minutes.
And it is incredibly worth it to experience the Mud Room, the Dragon's Mouth, The Canyon, and numerous other caverns that would be impossible to sample without braving the tight passages to get to them.
There was only one real concern about the trip-There is NO way to...ahem...use the facilities... while in the caves. If you are on the tour, make sure you take the Guides' advice and hit the restroom a last time before leaving the check-in/gift store area. And make sure you've eaten OK, there's no food allowed on the tour, although the Guides do carry a few water bottles to share. It's a very physically demanding trip, and I was definitely glad I had packed PowerBar to devour as soon as we made it out of the caves and back to our stuff, stored in the office for the duration of our adventure.
A couple of notes-
This may not be a good trip for people of strong religious beliefs about how and when the earth was formed. Frankly, I want my guides focused on telling me where the footholds are versus defending the statement "It takes thousands and thousands of years for this little pillar to form, imagine how long to make that big one over there." While there were no issues within our group, apparently that kind of thing has come up occasionally in the past.
Don't wear ANYTHING that you'll be unhappy having ripped, torn, COVERED in mud and clay, or otherwise damaged. The sharp and pokey rocks are...well...sharp and pokey. I had a cargo-pocket torn half-off, and the olive green T-Shirt I started with was a lovely muddy khaki by the end of the day.
Finally, I think that any reasonably in-shape person should be able to do this tour with very little problem. The guides are experts at showing different ways to get through passages and up/down holes. We even had some discussion about upper vs. lower body strength and which method would be best for men (in general) vs. women (in general). Everybody made it out ok.
The price tag may seem a little steep at the outset, but now, having experienced it, it seems like a great price for an experience that was challenging and fun.
Bottom Line-GO FOR IT!! read more