Do you like to wait a long time for service? Do you enjoy food staff sticking their fingers into your dish? Do you crave the hostility with a side of irritation to come from your servers? Do you love Taco Bell so much that if you don't go to Taco Bell, you want to go to a place that is just LIKE Taco Bell? If your answer to any of these questions is "yes," then this place is for you! Otherwise, go elsewhere. Literally. ANYWHERE else. Sushi at a gas station would probably be a safer bet.
Our experience began when my friend and I walked in to secure us a table (there were four of us total, with two medium-sized dogs). We were starving and wanted a place to eat before heading a 1.5hr+ back home. They have a decent sized patio section, so we asked if we could possibly have a table near the edge, so we could tie our dogs to the OUTSIDE of the dining area (away from other guests), but still not have them sit in the hot car. The person who "greeted" us was giving us an unnecessarily hard time about that. Fine, not everyone likes dogs, so we'll let that one slide.
While the rest of the party sat down, I went to use the restroom. At the point when I came back to the table, it had been 5-7minutes after we were seated and I asked the table if they already brought up menus. Which they hadn't. Again, as a reasonable person, I would expect there to be slower service if the place was busy. There was one other table sitting outside with us and two inside. And they already had their meals, so I am not sure what was so important that it delayed us getting the menus. Especially, since we were already served the chips and salsa before even having a menu in our hands. Ok, fine. So I went to the front and got them myself.
Ten or so minutes later (again...WHAT is taking you so long?), the server shows up with the most annoyed look on his face and asks us what we want. We ordered some queso, my friend ordered a quesadilla, her husband a burrito, and I got a "two tacos small dish." Nowhere was there presented a choice of meat I could have on my tacos, so I assumed (my mistake, I guess?) that it would be like any other Mexican restaurant, so I asked for Carne Asada. The waiter frowned and said "you can't have that." "So...what ARE my choices?" "Chicken, shredded pork(extra charge) or ground beef." "Beef it is, then!"
We should have left when we saw that the queso was actually runnier than soup. But we carried on. Then the waiter came back with our meals...
The "two taco" dish that I got literally looked like they got two tacos from Taco Bell, dumped some refried beans from a can on the plate, and put some expired cabbage salad (literally a TEASPOON of it) in there for "decoration." When I say that these tacos looked like "Taco Bell" tacos, I am not exaggerating. Never have I been to a Mexican restaurant (or a restaurant that claims to be Mexican) that served their tacos on a crunchy shell (except Taco Bell), unless specifically asked. The inside of the taco had ground beef, lettuce, and cheese (sound familiar, Taco Bell lovers?). Lucky for me, I do enjoy Taco Bell, so I was okay eating the first taco. But it tasted off, so I could no longer continue on to the second one. The beans looked like they were from a can, so I felt safe enough eating those (it's sad when you feel safer eating beans from a can than restaurant food...). Not one person at our table finished their food, as it tasted quite subpar.
So...the questionable food goes well with the bad service. Lucky for us, they were quick to bring the bill and we got out of there quickly. As we were pulling out of the parking lot, I saw the busser woman clean our table and put chips/salsa on the table for the next group as they were heading over. What that group didn't see, however, was the fact that the woman dipped her finger in the salsa, then flicked it off on the table, then wiped it off. So...for all we know, we could have been eating salsa that has had every food servers' fingers in it.
All in all - avoid if possible. read more