We were in the market for a Big Green Egg smoker, but we weren't sure what size we wanted to buy. So we decided that we should go see the XL and L BGE in person before making a decision.
Being an avid Yelper, I looked up this place on Yelp and Google prior to going in. I wasn't impressed by the reviews. I called around, and they were the closest place that had the XL & L BGE in stock. I decided we should just stop by to just look at them here.
We walked in, and the only salesman was helping other customers. We walked past him, and we weren't acknowledged. Not a big deal; he was busy with customers. So we walked around the store to look at the eggs and accessories. After we were done looking, we sat down, and waited for about another 5 minutes before being greeted. Again, not a big deal.
We started inquiring about egg prices and tables. Rob, the salesman, informed us that the XL marbled top table and the L table were the same price since they were basically the same table with a bigger hole cut out. He also informed us that some people had difficulty with keeping a steady temperature with the XL egg vs the L egg. So we decided to leave and do some more research before making a decision.
Fast forward a week, and we were in the Tukwila area checking out the BGE at a different store for another inquiry. We asked about their prices, and they said the XL marbled top table was almost $200 over the price we were quoted at Fireside. We asked if they could match that price, and they said no. I wondered if we were misquoted on that table price. I called Fireside to verify the misquote, and sure enough, it was. I asked if they would honor the quoted price, and they said they would. Fair enough.
Because of them honoring this price, I decided to go with them. That was a mistake of EPIC proportions.
When I called on a Tuesday to ask how long it would take to deliver it, they said they could get it there by Thursday if we placed the order by Wednesday morning. Granted, I wasn't able to place the order by Wednesday since my dude was still trying to decide on XL vs L. I ended up placing the order for an XL on Thursday. I received an email 2 days later saying it would be delivered by Wednesday. What? I asked if they could speed up delivery, and they said they would try.
So this thing shows up on Wednesday, and they just plopped the boxes on our deck. My dude asked "Umm, aren't you going to assemble it?" They said "We weren't told we were going to assemble it. Did you pay for assembly?" Heh, no, I wasn't told about an assembly fee.
I called the office to inquire about the assembly issue. I looked all over the contract, and it mentioned "Installation must be ..." Little did I know there was a check-box for installation that wasn't checked. Sigh. They didn't even MENTION assembly fees for it when I placed the order! Apparently when they asked Rob if they were to assemble it, he told his office it wasn't for assembly! I asked if they did free delivery, and he missed his big chance to up-sell assembly. I have a bad back, and there's no WAY my dude could put together that thing by himself!
After telling them they can either come out and assemble it or they can come out and pick it up for a return, they agreed to assemble it. They spent ~2 hrs putting together the table & BGE. My dude went outside to check on how they were doing, and he saw that they had delivered the wrong table! UGH! When he told them it was the wrong table top, they said they would deliver the other tabletop next week. My dude told them "Alright then. I'm cooking on this thing this weekend." Their response? "We'll get you a new tabletop this afternoon."
We were getting ready to cook on it, and we noticed the egg was just sitting on the wood table directly. Let's think about this: hot ceramic, hot coals, on wood ... that kindles. Hmm. After doing some research, sure enough, not only would that void our warranty on our BGE if we cooked w/it directly on the wood, but it would have set our table, deck, and *house* on FIRE! Considering we would have put a brisket on the grill overnight for 16 hours, this could have been a disaster of EPIC proportions! Never ONCE did they explain "You might want to put something underneath that egg": not during the sales pitch, nor during the 2 hours they spent putting the table together and putting the egg DIRECTLY ONTO the wood, and certainly not during the time they spent taking the egg apart and putting it back together when they replaced the tabletop. We've had to painstakingly take the BGE apart to put a spacer underneath it.
I didn't tell them to come pick up their product (since they did not deserve my patronage) simply because I know it would have been a major hassle to get the egg back to them, and I'm sure they would have tried to charge us some MORE fees.
Do NOT give them your patronage. Almost setting my house on fire = kind of a big fricking problem. read more