So many Mass places I've been
For late night food that's For The Win
But if you're in the pubs
Or with girls at the clubs
Go to Chinatown's own Double Chin
The Hong-Kong style treats will befuddle
And in winter it's cold, so let's cuddle
And the food is so great
But if you clean the plate
You'll end up with a Chin that is Double!
This is one of the best late night restaurants in Massachusetts, and you can find some good American-Chinese food and Modernized Coastal Chinese food (like Cantonese or Hong Kong style) too. It's cheap and it's cheerful and it's extremely fattening - and the service is excellent. Some of the employees are really nice, and I'm totally in love with my tatooed waitress - and I think she liked me too because we were having a discussion the following night about some racists that were making severe trouble in here, and she recognized me and flirted some more. I would have, you know, exchanged numbers, but I was tired and it was late and they were dealing with hostility, and who knows if the flirting is 100% work-related or was a sign of actual interest. Maybe if I ever see her again I'll ask.
Anyway I have nothing but love for the people here, and I saw a lot of racism (as I mentioned) with people coming in drunk late at night and being extremely confrontational with them, and they handled it well. The police had to come the second time I was here because of this kind of behaviour. It was not fun. Shirts were ripped off. Blood flew. Big punches thrown. It went outside and the sidewalk took a pounding.
Having said that I have nothing but love for the restaurant, and we'll definitely come here in future. Of course, I look forward to bringing Barbie here as well. Of course, it's one of the best places for people watching in Boston late night, and right next to where all the clubs are. As well as being of course right in the heart of Chinatown, which is a small, dense area full of amazing hidden treasures.
Some really decent person out there with a really interesting life had my previous Double Chin review removed, and whereas Yelp sends me a copy 99% of the time so I can edit, this time they said "we don't send copies", which is like Trump saying "I don't lie", so thanks Yelp for being so honest, and sorry to Double Chin restaurant and all Yelpers out there, because my much-more-thorough-and-awesome review was eaten by Yelp and they refuse to regurgitate it for me, so I can edit it (for whatever content supposedly broke rules) and repost it for all of you. But at least we all get paid for writing all these reviews so Yelp can be a billion dollar company. Oh wait.
Yelp aside, Double Chin is probably the most exciting and one of the most delicious places to eat in Boston's Chinatown at 2am. Delicious in all kinds of ways.
But shave before you come here. Otherwise they'll rename it Stubble Chin. read more