I had an appointment this morning scheduled with Diana and Sherlock. Answered the door, on time, to a man whose name I don't remember and a dog named Dexter. No big deal, but a little surprised. Man asked what's been going on, told him that I saw a bug on my bed a few nights before, crushed it and blood came out. We tore the bed apart, saw nothing. I've also been getting a bite every 10 days since June between elbow and wrist and have a horrible reaction. He showed me a vial with live bed bugs in it (they use as a positive control for the dog to find), asked if the bug looked like them. I said no, and it seemed that he was just going through with a perfunctory inspection.
He placed the bait in a kitchen cabinet then brought the dog into my bedroom (across the hall) and told him to search. He sniffed around the bed & furniture, but kept pulling toward the kitchen, knowing that the bait and the reward for finding it were in there, and had to be continually redirected to search the room. After searching the room the man brought him into the kitchen to search where he eventually went to the bait cabinet, started scratching and pointing until the man took the bait out and gave him a treat.
The man then put the bait in the bathroom cabinet next to our guest room. Then brought the dog into the guest room to search the bed, furniture, etc. Again, the dog pulled toward the bathroom the whole time, and even when he lingered on certain areas, the man just moved him through the room. With the room declared clean, the man brought him to the bathroom to find the bait so that, in his words, the dog could find it, get a reward, stay motivated, and show me the difference when he found something, a change in body language. Maybe too subtle for me to see or maybe a result of finding the bait, but I didn't see it. Overall the whole thing felt like it was a game of find the bait. I said something to this effect and he told me how the dogs cost $15000, are trained only 2 per month. Not relevant... Not that I want bed bugs, but if I'm spending $300 for a 20 minute inspection ($900/hr!!!), I'd like to see that the dog is actually given a chance to do a thorough search.
We went back into the first bedroom so that I could write a check, and the man made a comment about how the goverment is using ticks to transmit lyme disease and how bed bugs would be much smarter, but they have an enzyme that breaks down viral load, which is a relief, imagine if your neighbor had AIDS and bed bugs, you could catch it! He asked how old I am, realized we're the same age and said- I only knew about them from "don't let the bed bugs bite," insinuating that they were created in a lab somewhere, if there are two males for a long time one can become female, if eggs are sprayed with poison, the ones that survive and hatch will be immune to that poison. Some useful facts, some major conspiracy theory nonsense. After this, he moved on to how unpasteurized milk has a protein in it that reverses autism and can kill cancer cells. Why is there such a low rate of autism in the Amish community? Combination of raw milk and no vaccines. Something about immune systems. This was surprising to me since I have a PhD in cancer biology. This went on until I asked him point blank are you telling me that vaccines cause autism? Because Andrew Wakefield lost his license to practice medicine, retracted his publications, it conflict of interest hoax. I told him that I study cancer biology for a living and have a PhD in it, he can believe whatever he wants, but the scientific community does not share that belief and he is factually wrong. At this point, HIS body language changed, he took a few steps toward me and said that Wakefield got his license back (false) and other scientists believe him (again, false). So now I am feeling threatened AND think this guy is a total quack and the whole thing is a scam. I asked for the total so I could write the check and get him out of my apt.
I called the owner, Jeff, to share my concerns. To provide a semi-scientific service (at $300 for 20 minutes!!!) and have an employee ranting that bed bugs were created in a government lab and vaccines cause autism gives me very little reason to trust any of this and makes me feel like I'm being ripped off. The owner listened to all I said. He agreed with me that it was completely inappropriate, and the employee is authorized to talk facts about bed bugs. He thanked me for sharing my concerns and said he'd talk with the employee about it.
Maybe we don't have bed bugs - I hope!! but maybe he never would have found anything? Especially since he also said, based on what you told me, I didn't think you had any, which leaves me wondering how thorough the inspection really was. So, buyer beware. I remain thoroughly unconvinced that this is not a complete scam and people are trying to recoup the cost of these dogs now that NYC has so many of them and so many fewer infestations than a few years ago. read more