If you are not currently at D&G restaurant, stop reading, GPS directions to D&G, safely, but quickly, go there. Review is over, stop looking up restaurants, you want to rest here. Done. There is no need to read on.
For those still reading, fine, let me break it down for you. What do you want when you eat? Since time began, to today, and on, it's more or less the same. Let's start with sustenance. Our bodies need fuel. D&G will fill you up with hearty quantities of delectably seasoned, life replenishing, bon appetit delights the likes of which your poor mouth is sorely lacking. Shame on you, show yourself some respect. Treat yourself to D&G. Now. Not later. Not tomorrow. Now. Your welcome.
Holy smokes! You're still reading? OK, let's have at this. Sometimes when animals eat, they enjoy the company of others. Something, something, socializing I think. Guess what. While eating at D&G you will be in the phenomenal presence that is Ze Mac and his eclectic entourage, aka staff. That thing a business occasionally has. Fortunately for D&G, Mac has employees that care, and love to cater to us weary souls that come out of the dark for a moments reprieve from the stresses of every day existentialism. So take your negativity, put it in a zip lock bag, or a back pack, or your gall bladder if you still have one, or, wait, where do you put negativity? Shucks, I'll have to look that up later, maybe WebMD? Whatever, that's not important. Gather those things that bother you, place them aside, put your happy face on, and come mingle with down to this earth good people, and relax with fine cuisine mixed with humble hosts. Thank me, or rather D&G, after. You won't regret it. Now go, you should already be there.
!Ay, caramba!, why you read still? Are you touched? Oy vey, I'll reiterate the aforementioned scribbles passed down since Cave Man Bob, or Cave Woman Bobet, or whatever you associate chicken scratches refined over some millenia by my superior ancestors who dissolved it into the letters before you, and attempt to describe it to the gifted group before me. You are making a critical mistake in life. You have not been to D&G Jamaican restaurant. It's OK, you are forgiven. But only if you rectify this grievous error promptly. Find wheels, or use legs, or crawl, or mount a camel, or.... you should get my jab, transport your meat bag and organic computer to this location. Splendors are waiting for you their. Play some good music on the way. I personally recommend Fear Nuttin Band. But that's not a requisite for your attendance at this happy place. A great attitude is suggested. You don't have to be in a good mood to revel here. This sanctuary will make you leave in one. So go my children. Eat. Ands be merry.
Sincerely. Irish Sean. read more