Creepies could be worth a visit just to see the restrooms. They are gorgeous single serving affairs, with an old fashioned toilet - you know, the box and the chain thing. At first glance, you might think you could tape a gun behind it.
The tragedy, though, is that there is no room between the box and the wall, foiling your scheme to kill the corrupt Chief of Police and the Turkish Gangster who wants to kill your father for withholding political protection for his burgeoning heroin market.
Missed opportunity or prudent crime prevention strategy? You make the call.
As for the rest of the evening, there is good news, and bad news. Let's start with the good.
Their cocktails are barrelled, and they are quite good. My noble Bourbon Boozers will enjoy the Corpse Reviver #1, rarely seen on restaurants cocktail lists.
Bread and butter is excellent, as are the gruyeres - small bites that seem to be glazed in honey. The Parisian gnocchi with ham, swiss, and egg yolk is a heavy, gooey delight that is quite shareable.
For entrees, the Dover sole was a large cut at a very affordable price. Perfectly flaky, but I didn't care for the elderflower sauce - I would have preferred butter. The chicken in liver sauce is large - half a bird. Leg and thigh were great but the breast was dry. Gently crispy skin, and a strong, earthy sauce.
For the dessert, the baguette soft serve was good, but the malty addition to the vanilla soft serve was a bit too subtle to notice. But simply vanilla soft serve is still good.
For the bad, its primarily the wine list. The wine list is entirely natural wines, and the important thing to know about natural wines is that they are an acquired taste.
(Put simply, they are awful.)
Specifically, natural whites all taste like cider, with various degrees of sour funk compounding the assault. Natural reds are thin, devoid of fruit and highly astringent. You can almost feel your enamel being eaten away as you drink them.
In a word, unpleasant. And I say this as someone who enjoys earthy Old World wines redolent of barnyards. Natural wines, I find, are a bridge too far.
You'll find no elegant Bordeaux reds or crisp Burgundy whites here.
I specifically requested the least natural of the natural whites, and the server - to her credit - was helpful in finding it for me. However, it was still funking things up a bit in the glass.
You have been warned.
A final note for accessibility. There is a small - 3-4 inch - step to get in the restaurant. If you have a companion or can pop a wheelie independently, it is entirely manageable. The front room is a tight squeeze but there are plenty of tables and banquettes that can handle a chair. Two of the restrooms are fully ADA accessible, as well. read more