The Review For Normal People:
The Continental Club is one of the foundational venues of the Austin Music community.
It has a status comparable to that of the Saxon Pub.
Both the Continental Club and the Saxon Pub have an older age forty and up clientele.
The run is to ex-hippies and tech people/arts people who never lost their cool.
A visitor to Austin will almost never go wrong going to the Continental Club.
You don't get the legendary bands of the Mohawk currently or Antone's in its prime.
But you get an extremely solid cast of characters from a country-rock-folk-blues spectrum.
You will almost never get a bad band
(Unless John Dee Graham is playing cough cough cough cough cough.)
If the Peterson Brothers are playing their blues, you will hear unforgettable music.
The decoration is dive bar.
The alcohol offerings are good enough for what you are trying to accomplish.
I personally am a Mohawk kind of guy.
Alt, Drone, Shoegaze, Noise, Dance songs written in 11/17 time, Anthemic moments ...
That is what fires my spark plugs.
For Continental Club's country-rock-folk-blues niche, I tend to go with Saxon Pub.
The artists that they book are just a notch better.
But for Keep-Austin-Not-So-Weird, the Continental Club has its place.
A night at the Continental Club is almost always a good night.
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The Review for Technophobes.
I hate South Congress.
There are some good establishments there.
There are some overpriced rip-off-the-tourist establishments there.
There are way too many tourists there.
(Although I suppose they pay the bills for the Austin restaurant and club economy.)
Parking on South Congress is a nightmare.
The neighbors don't want their streets flooded with tourist cars.
So there are signs everywhere saying in essence "If you don't live here, you can't park here."
The spaces that exist have to be paid for with phone apps.
This will not bother 98% of normal human beings.
It will certainly not bother the 99.99999999999% of people who are Yelpers.
Yelpers love their phones.
I hate my cell phone.
I am afraid of it.
I don't know how to make anything work on it.
I don't know how to read a QR code.
I can't take pictures.
I know how to make voice calls.
I don't know how to text anyone.
So I personally can't park anywhere on South Congress.
If I plan ahead ... I can get to where I am going super-early ...
Park at a distance and walk in.
But I don't always plan ahead.
On my most recent visit to the Continental Club, I couldn't find anyplace non-phone based to park.
I took a space, sat in the Continental Club for about ten minutes,
And the whole time all I can think about is that they are going to tow my car.
The band was a perfectly lovely Americana-folk-rock group.
The lyrics were probably excellent.
But after my ten minutes of dread - I couldn't take it anymore.
I left the Continental Club and moved my car to safety.
Safety was C-Boy's one of my favorite clubs in the city.
C-Boys has its own parking and the parking is free.
They book a mix of funk, soul and blues with a heavy heavy orientation towards danceable.
C-Boys too has an older clientele -
But those babies dance up a storm.
The dance floor at C-Boys is live.
You know how this plays out.
There was an amazing dance blues band playing. (The Moeller Brothers.)
Various surprise legendary figures from Austin Music History showed up to sing a song or three.
At one point, someone rode a full-size live mule through the club.
It was a night to remember.
My car was safe and sound and parked for free.
I learned a life lesson that night.
The Continental Club is famous.
C-Boys is fun. read more