In Dante's inferno, there are seven layers of hell. This golf course would be the crucible in which one must pass before entering eternal damnation. The only thing missing from our hellish experience, was nickelback being played on repeat and a group of angry old people following us around and commenting on our strokes. It is with great satisfaction that I have survived this experience and been graciously given a second chance of life. My friend and I have narrowly avoided death from heatstroke, malaria and toxic ooze that hides amongst the cess pools that riddle the course, on a day that is designated to be a celebration of paternal abilities. Despite the fairways housing the waste of every 3rd world country, we were delighted to see that the greens were in impeccable condition. However, any ball not played directly from the tee box to the green, were lost in the sinkholes that plague the fairway. The virtual scheduling process was simple and easy to use, and having a last minute tee time change, the customer support was gracious and helpful. Unfortunately, our story does not end here. The weather, completely out of control of the golf course, was abrasively hot (see Dante's inferno reference). If you pair this with the fact that there are 4 golf carts available for the entire course and 2 golf bag push carts, you find a recipe for heat stroke and dehydration. My friend and I found ourselves carrying our bags like the weight of our sins and taking a page directly out of Pilgrims Progress. To top things off, it seemed that everyone had the same idea of switching their tee time to 9 am. All 60 golf groups decided, "9 makes more sense" and the course coordinator thought it best to have a 60 man scramble at 9am. Sandwiched between two post-50's women's group, we enjoyed a leisurely 3.5 hour bake in the sky inferno as we crawled through 9 holes. On the plus side, our friendship was strengthened through this crucible, we finished at a course record of 115 strokes without having a stroke, and we have a story to tell for years to come. read more