Thin Crust, Thick Attitude!
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4 stars for the pizza.
Let's get the important part out of the way: this crust is thin. We're talking very thin, could-probably-read-a-newspaper-through-it thin. The dough itself tastes like someone actually cared, slightly chewy at the edge, not crisp in the middle, none of that cardboard-cracker nonsense some "artisan" spots try to pass off as minimalism. It's the pizza equivalent of a well-tailored blazer: simple, but you can tell it's good. Very yummy.
Menu's takeout only, thin crust only today, two options on the day we went. No square slices, no thick crust for us.
This place said "here's our thing, we do it well, deal with it," and the thing is genuinely delicious. We went with the margherita and it delivered! Bright sauce, good cheese-to-crust ratio. I WISH IT HAD JUST A TAD MORE mozzarella.
Now, the vibes. There was a whole crowd of people outside like it was a pop-up sneaker drop, but somehow zero line inside, we just walked up. The woman at the counter was deep in conversation with the pizza-makers behind her, which, fine, workplace camaraderie, no crime there. But the energy shifted the second we started asked a question. A Simple one, too..."any square slices?" Got a flat "no, sold out, this is what you have." Fair enough, but the delivery had a little edge to it. Not a good edge. Asking to heat up our slices seemed to be an inconvenience. And the sense of urgency to get us out the door felt a bit performative given there was, again, no one behind us. I saw the drinks after we paid, but there was no way I was going to bother her with ordering a self serve drink.
Could be an off day? Could be a personality thing? Could be a hundred things we don't know about, maybe she'd been fielding the same square slice question for six hours straight? Hard to say, and I'm not going to pretend I know why. What I do know is the pizza was good enough that we're already plotting a return trip, service vibes notwithstanding. Sometimes the crust redeems the counter.
Brace yourself for a slightly chilly welcome. Worth it.