Terrible service, tough and inconsistent food. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY COMING HERE…read more
We came here for dine out boston 2026, which was the prefixe menus for 46$. The appetizers we ordered were the maple miso Brussel Sprouts and the spare ribs. The spare ribs were so tough with barely any meat on them. I felt like a caveman trying to gnaw them off the bone. My partner got the Brussels, and while the flavor was ok, a lot of them were inedible because they were hard and raw in the center.
Service was slow. We were sat at 5pm, our orders were in at 5:10pm, and we literally waited an hour to get our entrees after an unsuccessful appetizer. Partner got the chicken, and I got the lemon haddock. The chicken was just OK, accompanied with some OK mashed potatoes, and lo and behold, some BURNT brussel sprouts (cannot make this up). The fish was surprisingly good, with no bones and a nice lemony flavor, but it was not good enough for the $100+ bill I paid.
While we were sitting, the entire time, a drummer was appointed to fill the room with live music. As a musician, this many literally "rat a tat tatted" randomly for an HOUR, akin to a 5-year old trying to learn how to play the drums, and then proceeded to do a "set" which consisted of him playing random drum noises at 6pm, filled with intermittent pauses. This was especially annoying since, we wouldn't have minded if the music was GOOD or the drums were accompanied by some other music. But they were not.
Ice cream came last. My partner said it was hard to mess up ice cream, but here we are, with freezer burnt ice cream that is barely edible.
Of course, it would be unfair to give criticism without constructive feedback, so what does the sea hag do well and what would I change? Like their name, they do really well with fish, and so I would lean into that. I have no idea why in gods name they would move to other meats, because clearly the chef is not experienced in that, as evidenced by the tough spare ribs and OK chicken. They also need a consistent way to cook vegetables. I feel like this is a basic skill that this restaurant is clearly lacking. Im sure the musician is great at drumming, but he needs to do so somewhere else, in a band or some other venue. This place was not it. I felt like I was witnessing a garage practice session rather than a performance. Finally, they need to have faster service. It is inexcusable how slowly we were served for the quality of food we got.
I cannot believe I spent 100$+ on such a let-down meal, and I hope you don't make the same mistake I did. When I applied for Elite, my application was based on me being a teacher, in this economy, where every dollar counts, and I wanted to make sure other people knew where they could save their money. Unless the sea hag makes drastic changes, do not waste your money or time coming here. It's not worth it.
Surprisingly, the only thing on the nose is the restaurants name: the sea hag is eloquently fitting for the terrible food we received.