Sorry, but this place is getting roasted: 2 stars (with an asterisk)…read more
Let me start by saying I'm going to do a Guac Time vs. Talkin' Taco comparison since they are next to each other, just to save you from disappointment. This place will NEVER, EVER sniff a 5-star rating, unless you're an idiot with bad taste who just likes to give out random 5 stars.
The food was OK at best. I had the tacos and the bowl. FIRST OF ALL, let's start off with the biggest elephant in the room. I looked this place up online because my brother got me some chips and guac, and I noticed, "Hmmm, these are some big bags of chips." The chips are oily, and the guac is the biggest piece of dog crap guac I've ever had. I've had store-bought guac better than that! If you want good guac, go to Talkin' Taco; don't waste your money or your breath for this experience. I'm TELLING YOU!
I got online to check their prices and I was like, "Oh, OK, the prices ain't that bad." I thought it was going to cost $26.50 + tax, as it said on the website. Oh my days, I was freaking wrong! I ended up spending a dang $42, and that's not even including the drinks--which I obviously got from outside because drinks are a low-quality item no matter where you go.
The rice tasted like cafeteria rice, typical enriched rice. The chicken was OK, but yes, they skimp on the protein. Their sauce selection is trash. It's just a wannabe Chipotle with more sauce selections. Basically, this place has no reason to exist, in my opinion, because it's more expensive than Chipotle, and Chipotle is legit right up the block.
It's just another trash Halal place using hype to make money with low-quality food. The interior was freaking trash too, looking like a dang Subway. Listen, I've got high standards. It doesn't even have to be that high, but at least Talkin' Taco has 5-star potential. This place doesn't. This place has no right to be in this location because it's nothing but a money-grabbing, piece-of-trash place. You can clearly go somewhere else. Support local instead, because you'll be more satisfied. I'd rather go to a Mexican food truck. Like dude, at this point, just serve halal food, bro, cause y'all are never sniffing 5 stars...
Like I said: either go to Chipotle or go to Talkin' Taco! Don't give this place a chance, you will regret it! I'm 100,000,000% sure! Get this place out of here!
I'm only giving this place 2 stars because the employees were OK as well, so shout out to the workers.