I signed up for one of those 'dinner with strangers' events, and a surprise location was Botanero…read more Me being me, I looked up the menu beforehand, and I was very excited. I even briefly considered going beforehand so I could try without having a big group around me.
Alas, the experience fell short of expectations. Thinking to the experience before the bill came, I felt as though I won't be itching to return. After the bill? I'd spent $80 after tax & tip, and felt ripped off.
Points for their vibe, where 'chic' is a good word to describe it. Red and warm-white lights. The music also added to the atmosphere, however, while the volume was fine when it got busier, it was loud for my taste while business was slow.
I had the opportunity to try:
- Tuna Toastadita
- Empanadas (both chicken and spinach/cheese
- Panna Cotta
- Cute Bear (cocktail)
Tuna Toastadita: As someone who adored tuna tartares in their various interpretations, you *know* I'd be ordering this one! While the ideas were good, the execution was lackluster. No complaints about the tostada, this seemed to made in house, was sturdy and tasty, and it shows. The tuna was a miss - the guajillo sauce seemed to affect the tuna's texture and overpowered not only its flavor, but the avocado mousse as well. Further, while the toastaditas had an ample amount of fish and looked pretty, the presentation was at the cost of messiness. It would take a talented person to eat one of these finger foods without a bunch of tuna falling to the plate.
Empanadas: These were underwhelming to the point where the garnishes were the best thing on the plate. The empanadas were okay through and through - the flavors of both crust and filling seemed muted and uninspired. Thank goodness for garnishes offering some contrast, I guess? Note: it is not possible to mix & match, a 'stranger' next to me got one kind, I got another, and we exchanged.
Panna Cotta: This was the highlight of the night, and perhaps the only thing I would order again if I [somehow] find myself here again. Yet, it still had some items that need work. For the good: the cream was perfect in texture, sweetness, and creaminess. Caramel corn? Hard to go wrong there. Blackberries? Love the contrast in terms of texture, however, given the overall sweetness, raspberries might have been a better fit to contrast the sweetness (more my opinion than a criticism). However, the macaron is not saved from my wrath - rather than having some softness and give, this thing was so spectacularly crunchy it has no business being called a macaron.
Cure Bear: This reminds me of what my mom made me when I was sick as a child, only less acidic, and four times as sweet. With that, this is misplaced in the menu under the "boozy and bitter" section. It did have enough alcohol to go to my head, but no bitterness or booziness to be tasted - just sweetness and honey. Maybe it is misplaced, or maybe there was an error in its creation, but whatever the cause, it too left me disappointed.
Where it comes to the service, I have no complaints. Considering the size of the group, and that there were event-related activities ongoing, it was appropriately attentive and fast (given everyone got their items at the same time).
Finally, we come to the prices. Two tapas, one drink, and one dessert cost $81.41 after tax, tip, and 3.5% "Hospitality" charge. If the experience was next level, I wouldn't complain. However, when pretty much everything I had was "just okay," this is borderline highway robbery.
Thus, unless Botanero looks a good look at what they're doing and makes revisions to (for example) make their empanadas at least at the level of Lito's at Sterling Food Hall (formally Revival), I do not see myself coming back.