This is food so good, you just have to SEE IT
So formidable, you just want to BE IT
If it was a sports car, you would never KEY IT
If it was a beard, you would GOATEE IT
If it was a ballot, you would ABSENTEE IT
If it's Oscar Season, you would NOMINEE IT
If it were in Shawshank, you would try to FREE IT
if that didn't work, you would PAROLEE IT
If it was Akeelah, you would SPELLING BEE IT
If it was a Greek God, you'd AEGEAN SEA IT
If it was on Fox News, you would NBC IT
If it was understated, you'd HYPERBOLE IT
If it was in Chinatown, you would BUBBLE TEA IT
If it was a Yelper, you would FOX E IT
If it was in a movie theatre, you would PEE-WEE IT
And if you are in Houston, then you must NOM NOM at VIET!
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And this is yet another example of wonderful Viet-treats in Houston, which is surely the Vietnamese capital of the world... at least the western world... although some tell me that lies up near San Jose California. Well I say it's Houston. I meat have you seen Alief lately? And the whole area really. Well chalk this one up as yet another amazing place in the annals (I said annals, there's 2 "ns", so stop being dirty) (of course you were being dirty don't lie) of Viet deliciousness in HTX.
VNN has friendly service and tasty coffee and good food. They have a lot of great Vietnamese items and a modern flair, but also a homestyle feel as well. It's a lovely little shop in the city of Bellaire, and gives some amazing ethnic delights to a neighbourhood that is in some ways lacking in them.
And now more rap:
Yo, I'm Fox and I come from TEHRAN
I like to have sex while I eat WON TON
I do 160 on the AutoBAHN
Like Right Said Fred, I'm too sexy for MILAN
I learned to French Kiss while at the SORBONNE
Doctored in Maths, I could've been a DON
I'm like Oppenheimer, girls tell me I'm the BOMB
So until the DAWN, let's Marvin Gaye and get it ON
If I was in Star Wars I'd be HAN
If I was Kirk I'd be the wrath of KHAN
If I was Connery (SEAN) I'd be BOND, James BOND
And like Jerry Maguire, I'm the ambassador of KWAN
If I was a Beatle I'd be JOHN
If I was an Eagle I'd be DON
If I was N'Sync I'd be GONE
And if you're in Houston, VIET NOM NOM
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So it's definitely five stars, and definitely somewhere that we will be coming back to in future. It feels comfortable and very friendly, it's homely, it's homestyle, it's clean, it's bright, it's very much worth a visit!
And let's finish with extra rap:
I'm closer to China than f***ing TAIWAN
Only thing that comes before "mi" is BANH
I been having sex while you been having NONE
You wanna Josh Duggar wit yo sister and yo MOM
I be friends with Cheadle, you don't know DON
I f***ed lots of Latin girls, you ain't f***ed JUAN
If you did, you'd have a premature ejaculaTION
Like Nic Cage, in 60 seconds you'd be GONE
I count to a billion, you only count to ONE
The biopic about me was screened at CANNES
Every girl I meet wants to have my SPAWN
You eat Sweet N Sour Pork, I eat VIET NOM
Any place claiming to be better is a CON
Slow start, but ugly duck became a SWAN
Tastes better than the girl I just went down ON
And her sister, 2 brothers, Uncle and her MOM
And my Arabic boyfriend named HASSAN
Viet NOM NOM is a PHENOM E. NON
Michelle Pfeiffer comes here for Dangerous LIAISONS
Owner so rich he got 69 MAISONS
I won't eat your muffin if it's got nuts and RAISINS
And I don't understand how this rhymes with NOM NOM
I get excited watching you dance to ReggaeTON
You need to cool down, girl, drink this EVIAN
Skip General Tso's, try this VIET NOM
Damn girl, where's all my Banh Mi GONE
You'll wanna make babies and feed this to your SPAWN
You'll wanna marry Bowie like IMAN
You'll make Argentina cry like EVA PERON
You'll come back for more from VIET NOM NOM
I just f***ed 3 girls, 2 were named YVONNE
My Dad's from IRAN (but my real Dad's from KRYPTON)
He spilled VIET NOM NOMS on his KORAN
But Allah forgave him cuz ALLAH LOVES VIET NOM
If I was Edward this would be my Bella SWAN
If I went Overboard I'd be Goldie HAWN
If I crashed weddings I'd be Vince VAUGHN
If I was Borat I'd be from KAZAKHSTAN
If food is the Mafia, this is the DON
Come right now to VIET NOM NOM
Oh sh*t, split ends, need to go to a SALON
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