Val's is basically the best burger and fries you're ever going to have. Ever. Times ten. Located in a tiny, cramped little shack, the cooking part takes half of the building and the "entry" area takes the other half. You order on a touch screen in the front, then wait for them to call your name. It's hella-cheap, but giant portions. Want fries? You get a bag of fries. Want a burger? It's a big ass, greasy burger that will run down your arms and drip off your face. It's just damn good food. There is no room to stand inside, let alone eat, but there are a couple of tables outside. Most of the time people just get it and take it home. Whenever you're on the east side, make sure that Val's is a stop on your trip! read more

Classic sliders! Awesome fries loaded with some sort of delicious MSG seasoned salt! The menu is as simple as it's gets. It's burger & fries or a big cup of beat it! This is a great, greasy, salty American burger joint. Milk shakes are pretty good but they are made from soft serve premixed stuff, the burgers & fries are why you go to Val's. They have this weird phone thing that you have to use to place your order. I usually just call ahead. In any case, Vals is worth the trip across town if you've never been. I go at least once a month. Probably the best burgers in town along with MTs on 8th. Although very different... Classic Americana! read more

Mr. Runge informed me that he knew of a burger joint that was better than Five Guys, and possibly better than In & Out. I got my chance. Val's Rapid Service is a stand alone, standing room only burger joint in St. Cloud, Minnesota. They do three things, and these three things, they do well; burgers, fries, shakes. Your order is taken from a touch screen, and what's nice about this, is two things: a) the order is digitally communicated, so being lost in translation is not an issue, and b) it is the same price no matter what you order. AWESOME!! I ordered a cheeseburger with extra cheese and everything on it, except ketchup. HATE ketchup, it's too sweet. Almost why I don't like barbeque sauce. Got my mustard! Very happy camper. Mr. Runge ordered two double bacon cheeseburgers with extra cheese, ketchup and onions with a large fry. Which really means an entire white paper bag filled with crispy, browny, goldeny fries. I also ordered a simple strawberry shake whose flavor was anything but simple. It felt like strawberry clouds sliding down my throat, something I sipped and sipped, happily floating on St. Cloud 9. Sweet, sweet air. What I can say is YUM. Outside of In & Out and an orgasm-inducing Gorgonzola burger I had in Chicago five years ago, it is one of the best joints to go to. It was de-lish!! The burger was juicy and so warm, the bun soft and warm, the cheese melty and warm. Nothing was cold, everything was lick-your-fingers-clean tasty. Which I did. Multiple times. I took my time eating the wonderfully decadent fries, dipping them into my strawberry cloud-in-a-cup. It's one of my favorite things to eat, if both are made exceptionally well. This was the case. Val's is enjoyable across the board, but their shakes are really the reason to go back. They have such a variety that I wouldn't even get tired of going back, because by the time I finished trying them all, it would be time to start all over again. Insanity is repeating the same thing over and over, expecting a different result. Well, Val's can and will do that for you. read more

This place is amazing the fries were hot and had the perfect touch of seasoning to them. The BURGER!!!! Was so juicy and flavorful. In my opinion it is the best burger spot in town. A perfect 10/10 read more

I don't understand why the 4 star ratings. This place is okay, nothing special. Pros - Fast service. Great salty shoestring fries (the regular is larger than most places large - great size to share). Cons - burger patties are thin like fast food chain stores (need to order double patties), burgers are lacking in condiments (only choices are ketchup, mustard, pickles, and onions...that's right no lettuce or tomatoes and the only cheese available is American cheese). But the thing that upset me is they charged for ketchup packets for the fries. read more

I love this place. It's been quite a few years since I've been there, but I'm sure when I head through town again I will stop there and it will be just like old times. Excellent burgers, tons of fries for not too much change. No seating, hardly any parking. If you think you are lost going there, you're not, keep driving and you'll see it. They used to be closed during wrestling season so the owner could go to all of his son's wrestling meets (or so the rumor was). I loved that, not sure if they are still closed then, but that made the place all the more dear to my heart, taste buds and stomach. read more

Amazing blue berry cheesecake shake!!! But the fries and burgers are equivalent to McDonalds Ive noticed people keep comparing Vals to 5guys but 5guys has a large number of toppings available and Vals has ketchup, mustard, pickles, and onions. Stop in for a yummy shake! Skip the burgers and fries. read more

The best burgers I've ever had. The pickles are like diced and spread in your burger and it's like the perfect amount of ketchup and mustard. Super cheap to and the fries are amazing even without ketchup because the flavor is sooo good. This place is a Saint Cloud classic so if you're not from here you definitely need to try it read more

Great and greasy food absolutely a great place to go and it's cheap also! I love the burger I had and the fries are the best fries around.

This place is a staple of Saint Cloud. The burgers are always cooked fresh, the shakes are yummy, and the fries are amazing! It can sometimes get a bit expensive but honestly it is well worth the money. Not exactly the type of place you want to go if on a diet; however, if you just want some great comfort food this place rules! read more

Val's is a place like no other, a family run restaurant that has lived through the ages of fad diets, and no carbs, low carbs, selling the something that people love, Greasy Food. Val's simple menu is something not seen east of the Mississippi, Instead of inundating they're menu with fancy foods and new recipes they serve what made fast food great in this country, Hamburgers and French Fries. I've been going to Val's for as long as I can remember. My dad used to take me here, then I started going there when I got older. And now, even though I've moved away, every time I go back to the St. Cloud area, I be sure to make a stop at my favorite fast food restaurant. read more

There's absolutely nothing special about Val's, it's easily the most overhyped food joint in this town. The beef used for the burgers is standard grocery store ground beef, it's not a mix made from ground short rib and chuck roast like what's used by burger joints that are actually upscale. People flip over the fact that they have many flavors for their shakes and let you mix them. Woo. Here, I took vanilla ice cream and added flavored syrup to it, somebody get me a Nobel prize. The fries are so, so oily. Their fries suck. It's not bad, except for the fries, it's just that everyone's looking at Val's through rose colored glasses. read more

Absolutely love this place!!! I tried it for the first time 3 years ago and have continuously returned. Some of the best burgers I have ever had from a burger joint. And the fact that you get quite a bit of food for not that much money is a huge bonus! Keep it up Val's you guys are amazing!!!!! read more

We were on vacation and wanted a place that was delicious, cheap, and hometown. This place hit the spot. We loved the food and the place was awesome. read more

Delicious! The blueberry cheese cake shake was one of the best milk shakes I've ever had. Burgers and fries also really good and decently priced. Definitely stop if your in town and want a quick bite to eat. read more

Yeah. I have been hearing about Val's for years. How good it is. I could NOT have been more disappointed. I ordered a hamburger with sautéed onions and fries. The atrocity that came out was a dry burger with onions and they had put cheese on it but SCRAPED IT OFF!!! Seriously!!! It was inedible and had to be thrown away. The fries were cold and the server practically threw my bag at me when I got there. Really! I will not be back. Step it up Val's!!! read more

I love this place. The prices and quality of food are not at all indicative of each other. I can feed a family of four for about $20 and never be disappointed. The burgers are great and the amount of fries in a large order is enough for 2 to 3 people. Shakes are always good. Yes, you can't dine on site (unless you sit in your vehicle) but that subtracts from the cost of dining. The building might not look like much but it houses a gem of a food experience. I recommend stopping in if you are in the area. read more

A must try classic! Everything is fresh made right in front of you and the value is insane! One of my favorite places and just a complete comfort food treat. read more

Stopped off looking for something interesting...and we definitely found it!!! Seems like one of the best "throwback" burger joints we could have chosen. Very impressive speed for our order - unexpected use of touchscreen technology - and one order of fries could easily feed 3. Very happy to have visited! Thanks! read more

Excellent burger and great service. IMO, the fries should be served with less salt. Ours were way too salty and almost inedible. OTT, it is easily one of the best burgers I have ever had in my life. I am coming back someday! read more

This place is special. A blast from the past. Everything is unique. Lots of fries for the money! You can also get a burger for 2 bucks. It was here when I was a kid and hasn't changed too much. No seating. Parking is at a minimum. Usually crowded. Go here. read more

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While visiting home for the first time in 8 years I had to stop by Val's. Double cheeseburger with onions, pickles and ketchup. It was yummy, just as I remember. So glad I stopped in for lunch. read more

Val's is a gem. It's in a tiny "in & out" house with a kitchen and about 10' x 5' of waiting space. They use a touch screen to take food orders now. Before that, people had to pick up a phone (inside the bldg) to let the order-taker know what they want. The menu is pretty simple- burgers, shakes, fries. Orders come as basic as they get. Any add-on will cost a little extra. Be careful when you order fries, they are extremely salty but their food is good- nice and greasy. Definitely worth a visit if you're in the St. Cloud area. read more

Seriously, can I get some more fries? Trust me you dont need em! When you go to this classic burger stand they just fill up the bag with extra fries! An oh man they are good! The burgers are simple and delicious. Mustard, pickles, onions. What else does a burger need right? They best thing about Vals are the shakes! SO many different flavors but every one is soooo good. Probably the best shake I have had. Worth the trip for sure. Give it a shot. read more

Great Burgers, Awesome Fries and Shakes. First time. I will be back. Went back a second on July 20th before leaving to return home to Florida. read more

Best burger joint in town! There isn't a bad thing on the menu that Val's offers that isn't fantastic. How busy they are everyday speaks for itself. 5 stars hands down! read more

This is a St.Cloud Staple. If you are looking for a unique experience with fantastic inexpensive and delicious simple burgers and fries THIS IS YOUR STOP. Very memorable and truly a fun experience to share with your friends and family over the same ole fast food drab. read more

i've been going here since i was a little girl. they always dump a huge extra scoop of fries into the bag, which is fun :) the service is speedy fast, and a great option for on the go. read more

Still one of the best places in St. Cloud! Best fries and shakes in central Minnesota and love the prices too! Love this place thanks for keeping it just the way it is and always has been! read more

Best greasy spoon in town! A local favorite, be sure to try (and share!) their fries and milkshakes. Fast, greasy, but oh so good burgers. Simple, tasty, fast, and cheap! Don't miss the BEST FRIES IN MINNESOTA! read more

Went there today. Got food poisoning. My stomach feels like it's about to pop out of my chest. I feel like I'm gonna die.

not that special any more, burgers are ok with dry buns,shakes are just ice milk with some horrible flavoring fries are not like they used to be,,seems as though the kids dont run it like dave did read more

Love this place! Used to go here all the time when I lived in St cloud! Now I make it a point to come here Everytime I'm in the area! Love their burgers remind me of the burgers a local restaurant used to have growing up! Also their shakes are the bomb!! read more

Last time I went to Val's will probably be my last the food just isn't what everyone in St. Cloud says it is. I myself used to love it as a kid, and wish I still did. Personally I think the food has gone down hill the meat has no flavor at all and taste frozen to me, fries are way to greasy and salty, and the shakes really aren't good at all. read more

Great burgers and quick service. Don't expect to sit down here as there is no inside seating. Relatively inexpensive!

Very busying but yet they can handle it such fast paced. Foods so good and staff are awesome. Excellent customer service

Love this place! The St. Cloud area, in my opinion, lacks original, independent restaurant options, so this place is right up my alley. Ordering on the touch screens is awesome, the food is fast, and the prices are more than reasonable. The best way I can describe it, this is what McDonald's SHOULD be like. If you are in town in St. Cloud for any reason, this is where you need to stop in! read more

Best burger joint around! I've been coming here since I was a kid and it never disappoints. Central MN would not be the same place without Val's! read more

Val's is a walk-in rather than a drive-in and even though you order on a self-service computer terminal this place is an awesome old school family run hamburger stand that everyone loves. I do have to admit the burgers are a little on the small side, they tend to be more greasy than juicy, and because everyone is moving so fast to keep up with the rush things are often just thrown together in a sloppy mess but I still love this place. The oversized orders of fries are the highlight of the meal, they are heavily coated with a special top secret seasoning salt that basically forces you to buy individual packs of ketchup (that's right this place charges for ketchup and still has a cult of loyal fans.) Go in with the right expectations and enjoy every last bite. read more

I am a French Fry Connoisseur and their fries are way too salty to the point that your lips will swell up as a result. Be sure task them for for fries with no salt then you will not only get normal tasting yummy french fries but also hot fries. read more