Ever since I was young, all of my girlfriends would get excited when summer came around because they tried to convince me that they ate less during the summer and more during the winter. They told me that during the winter, you're less active so whatever foods that you eat will not get worked off. Also, due to the cold weather, you're always in search of warmth and comfort and they insisted that you ate more during the winter than the summer. Therefore, when May or June came around, they would all be SO excited to take up the excuse of not eating and going to beaches for days at a time.
I beg to differ.
I will never forget the day I sat down at Upper Crust to reunite with my sixth grade teacher. She moved to Texas and wanted to see the ones that she still kept in touch with. It was a hot day in June and I sweated my butt off as I stepped off the T at the Coolidge Corner stop. I didn't walk for more than 3 minutes when there it was. I came in, shrieked and giggled like I was expected to, hugged her and my elementary school...er...acquaintances...like we were best of friends and sat down. What are you up to these days? You look great! You've been doing what? That's awesome! You know how it goes. We ordered. There were about...hm...I'd say ten of us? We started with three, large cheese pizzas.
As they came, we all took a slice and wolfed it down. Then we went for a second slice. Great. Four slices left, I was one of the people who grabbed a third. Seeing that we were all still hungry, we ordered two more pizzas. It came. I grabbed a fourth slice. Then a fifth. Out of pizza. We ordered just one more. By that time, everyone was pretty much done and were breathing heavily. I could see the droopy eyes of my friends and teacher, food coma settling in. I couldn't understand it. I could still go! By the end of those six pizzas, I had eight slices (a whole pizza) and was still hungry.
Dissatisfied as I was and as much as I didn't want to make a fool out of myself, I'm not exactly sure why, but I just wasn't full yet! So I ordered one more pizza, just for myself. All of these were just large cheese pizzas and I blame the fact that they were thin crust which is why I was able to eat so much. The pizza came, the oregano, Parmesan cheese, hot pepper flakes, and garlic powder went on ("Hey, Julie, you want some pizza with all that crap?). As conversation went on and everyone updated everyone else about their crappy lives, I continued eating, stopping only at the right times to laugh, gasp, smile, or make a man-I-don't-really-feel-bad-for-you-but-I-don't-wanna-seem-heartless-so-here's-a-face-that-makes-me-look-caring kind of face. Yeah, I'm cold-hearted, but it's really hard to care when you've got an awesome pizza in front of you.
Finally, I polished off the last piece and honestly, I don't mean to sound cocky, but it just wasn't that hard for some reason. I felt like I had just eaten a normal meal, not a gigantic, incredibly bad for you and ridiculous amount kind of meal. It was maybe the second to last slice that we ran out of things to talk about and everyone just kind of stared in silence as I tried to eat as fast as I could. I'm a VERY slow eater and we had been there about three hours and everyone wanted to leave, I could tell, but they were all waiting on me.
Eventually, I was done and I haven't gotten another email from my sixth grade teacher since.
I have never eaten so much pizza before in my life. This is by far the most pizza I have ever eaten (two complete pizzas), but I do blame it on the thinness of it all and the fact that there isn't much substance. I think that two of Upper Crust's pizzas would be equivalent to one of those subs/pizza places on the corner of your street. Anyhow, I told you all that incredibly long story to let you know how good this place is. It's so good that I ate two whole pizzas to myself even though the public could easily see me stuffing my face. Luckily, I have too much class for that now. I usually just bring it home and do it with a locked door and the shades drawn. It's the only safe place I can be with an Upper Crust pizza. read more