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    The Infinite Monkey Theorem

    4.3 (261 reviews)
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    enjoying a bottle at a picnic the next day
    Jason S.

    We took the tour with Sally this last weekend and had such a fun time! The tour started with showing us the entire process beginning at crushing the grapes. We got to see the canning process which is so cool and a neat concept and then we learned about the wine barrels. It was cool to learn they last about 10 years and have some incredible wine batches in there. After the tour we stayed for a wine tasting and loved everything we tried. Our favorites were the Syrah and the Blond Watchmakers which I was told changes almost every time. They had something for everyone and the white wines are not sweet but instead is very fresh and crisp. They make the perfect porch drinkers. We will for sure be back the next time we are in Denver. We bought some bottles to go and enjoyed them on our trip and when we got home with friends. We don't have any left it was so good!!!

    Amanda F.

    This was my first time here but have been to the one in austin (temp closed right now). I have enjoyed Infinite Monkey wine a little too much. I highly recommend the watchmaker to try with BBQ. This location is located in the RiNO district. It is quite large with plenty of seating indoor and outdoor. You can easily walk to other places nearby if you wanted too. We didn't eat here but I believe you can purchase small bites.

    Sarah G.

    I am not really a fan of wine, so would not have ended up here on my own, but was very happy to have been part of a group that wanted to visit because there was also a stand-up comedy night, and I had a great time working at the bar and drinking spritzers! Would definitely recommend. The crowd and vibes were hitting all the right spots.

    Dana W.

    What a great little find. I walked in and immediately felt at home. It was super cozy and the drinks were perfection. Can not wait to come back here and play some games and catch up with friends. Street parking, but in a part of town it was easy to find!!! Love this place!!!

    Shizar H.

    Would give them 5 stars but they don't have Merlot which is disappointing, but other than that this place is amazing. Some of the best chill vibes in the city. Speakeasy vibes without having to jump through the usual hoops.

    Nice & fruity making it a refreshing sipper for spring and summer.
    Alisha Alexandra H.

    The girls & I celebrated National Women's Month with a private wine tour at The Infinite Monkey Theorem (IMT) winery in RiNo this past weekend. IMT is a female-owned-and-operated urban winery so it was the perfect spot to gather the girls together & imbibe in an empowering & care-free day, drinking delicious wine & learning about IMT's wine making process. IMT has the cutest industrial-chic winery & taproom where you can go and enjoy their wines (with or without a tour depending on your preference). IMT was one of the first wineries to ever put wine in a can - so cool. We arrived at IMT and got paired with our tour guide, Sally, in the taproom. Sally had an engaging, charismatic personality & was incredibly knowledgeable on IMT, their wines & their full wine making process. She answered all of our wine & winery related questions with ease. We got to taste 4 of IMT's bottled, kegged, & canned wines during our tour. Sally started us off with a canned riesling and we made our way into the winery. I really liked IMT's Riesling - it wasn't too sweet and had distinct peach flavor notes with a nice mineral finish. This riesling was recognized by Food & Wine as one of the "40 Wines That Changed the Way We Drink". Inside the winery, there was a vintage inspired seating area where we got to sit, drink our wine & learn from Sally. IMT gets their grapes from the western slopes of Colorado (Grand Junction & Palisade) - IMT prides themselves on making wine that is mountain grown & city made. The grapes from the CO western slopes are transported to the winery in RiNo where they are shoveled into the Destemmer-Crusher machine. This machine is responsible for destemming the grapes, splitting the grapes open and then crushing them for juice. One of the most interesting takeaways that I got from the tour is that the color of wine comes from the skin of the grapes. Think about red grapes - when you bite into a red grape, the inside is clear; it's the skin of the grape that is red. When the grape skins are left behind to ferment with the grape's juice, the juice begins to extract color from the skins and thus takes on the skins' color. The longer the wine ferments, the more color the liquid will extract from the grape's skin. Next up to drink was IMT's Rosé. The Rosé had great acidity & light carbonation that burst on the palate with flavor notes of strawberries & raspberries - nice & fruity making it a refreshing sipper for spring and summer. IMT's wine is stored and fermented in barrels. Oak barrel fermentation gives wine its structure and allows for oxygen exposure to assist with the wine's maturity. We got to see several of the winery's aging barrels. White wine is aged in the barrels for shorter periods of time than the red wine. Next up to drink was IMT's The Blind Watchmaker Red blend. This was my favorite! The Blind Watchmaker Red blend was a full bodied red with a strong fruity aroma and taste of crushed blackberry. There was a faint whisper of liquorice on the aftertaste. Once again, IMT was one of the first wineries to ever put wine in a can - we got to see their canning machine as well as pallets and pallets of their canned wines. We finished up our tour back in the tasting room where Sally bid us goodbye & left us to enjoy our final glass of wine. Such a fun way to spend the day with the girls & Happy National Women's month!

    Brena E.

    We did a tour here, so this isn't a rating on just the bar. It's a very impressive operation with what doesn't seem like a lot of employees. It's a cool space and our tour guide was very nice. I would say the price of the tour seemed very expensive for what we got though. There was a meat and cheese plate at the end and it was just something that was prepackaged, so not exactly what we envisioned. If I went back, I would just go have a drink at the bar as we did enjoy the wine.

    Alexandra D.

    I think I like this place. Super cute wine bar with not many choices but definitely a good selection of wines. If you're a beer aficionados they have a wine that is made with hope and is very aromatic from what I was able to taste. The place is super intimate and offers a great deal of siting options and, if you're up for it, even books to read. Price wise yes it may be a little on the higher site but then again you're in RiNo district lol Come by and have a glass or bottle. They make their own wine so give it a try

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    Cool spot in the Rino neighborhood, we enjoyed a night cap here, a great glass of wine and a relaxing/ chill environment.

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    Is this place dog friendly?

    Yes! Whole area out back for outdoor drinking where dogs were welcome

    Does this place have food?

    food trucks

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    Tues-Fri 4-6 and all day Mon

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