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The Gnarly Heifer

4.7 (83 reviews)
Closed • 11:00 am - 9:00 pm
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Good for kids
Outdoor seating
Dogs allowed

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Bodacious Brisket burger and fries

What an awesome little place! Greeted right away with menus and drinks. Answered questions and gave great recommendations. Hubby had the Bodacious Brisket burger and I had the burger made my way. I had sweet potato fries and he did the regular. We loved every bit of it! Highly recommend. Cutest lil place.

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Chantel M.

Okay guys, this is THE one. Cozy space, welcoming staff and ethically sourced food. Best meal we have had in a long time. We came here on the way home from a short vacation up north and Yelp guided us to this gem. We had no idea what to expect, but felt a calm come over us upon entering this bright and well decorated establishment with real plant clippings and healthy food options. I immediately vibed with the chalk board menu and daily specials. The waitress was down to earth and kind. It felt like a bohemian diner that was kid friendly. You guys... the food! Everyone cleared their plates. They made their fries from scratch. My carrot ginger soup hit the spot for a cold day along with my delicious veggie dipping sandwich. My hubby devoured his juicy burger and even their soda had a healthy undertone, marketed as "prebiotic grape soda." This place is not around the corner from us, but if it was... we'd be regulars! Definitely on our radar the next time we find ourself near Whitehall.

Cheeseburger (cheddar) + bacon, lettuce, tomato, ketchup, mustard - soooooo good.
Ali S.

Do yourself a favor and go get a burger here! I had an event in town and stopped by for a REAL burger, bun and all. At first it looked heavy on the lettuce, but it wasn't -it was perfect. I created my own with a single patty + cheddar, bacon and all the fixins. A server will come out to take your order whether you sit inside or out. You only order at the counter if you want it to go. Seating inside was pretty full, but I wanted to sit outside anyway since they offer plenty of shade. If there is a wait for indoor seating, they have a board for you to sign in at the door. They always seem to be busy (for good reason), so I apparently hit it at a good time... I was literally the only person on the patio. Good, kind people who don't mess around when it comes to good food and service. Great staple for Whitehall.

Order of fries big enough for 3 hungry cyclists
Scarlett C.

The best burger of my life? Perfectly smashed, incredible flavor. Got their standard burger topped as is. Picked it up and took it to the brewery down the street (they didn't have food yet at lunchtime). Love that they don't throw your fries for online orders in until you come in to pick it up. Slows the process down the littlest bit, but well worth it and I respect the commitment to quality. If I pass through Whitehall again or anywhere within 20 miles I'm going back for the Gnarly Heifer.

Salisbury sandwich on mashed potatoes

The flavor of the food was exceptional. Everyone working was welcoming and friendly. There isn't a lot of seating inside but there is more outside seating when the weather permits. We will definitely be back.

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Definitely one of the top 10 burger places that I have been to. Very good quality. Cute and cozy dining area. Service was great.

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3 months ago

Wow! The reviews were right! This is a great place. I highly recommend you stop by and check it out.

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Waffle fries, truffle fries, and burger were super good! Prices were pretty affordable as well! Definitely will be coming back

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5 months ago

Gnarly burger perfectly cooked. Gnarly sauce made the burger along with caramelized onions.

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Update...no improvement on getting served fries and burgers at the same time. It's a simple thing that they just suck at even for take out.

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Awesome with a capital A, bodacious brisket burger is the best burger I've ever eaten.

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1 year ago

Great fries and Tots. The Finish line was very good for a smash style burger. The mushroom burger was good and would be ordered again

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Great place to grab a burger, lots of options. Great seating area good for a summer day. Service was quick and tentative.

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By far the best burgers I have ever had!!! Good service. I only wish the place was bigger. Everyone is friendly.

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