Clearly, this place has its acolytes. I mean, you read their page on Yelp, see the 4.3 star average at the time of writing this review, and think.."Yeah. This place looks like a high quality fine dining experience."
While not all bad, I'm here to tell you that the fine dining tier here is.....complicated.
We'll start with the service. Our waitress was...fine, overall. Like, she got us all our orders within a reasonable enough time, for the most part. There was just something....off...about her personality.
There would be these brief periods of awkward silence where she would stare at one of us as if waiting for a signal to speak or something. I felt like Po in The Force Awakens when he goes, "So...who talks first? I talk first? You talk first?" But otherwise, the service was fine.
To briefly discuss the atmosphere and decorum, let me issue a caveat: bring a flashlight. Because this place is dimly lit. And I'm not talking about the cleverly dim romantic lighting you see done well in other fine dining restaurants. I'm talking darker than your closet full of skeletons. You can actually see examples of this in the pics I took. Those all have the brightness cranked up to max after the fact, btw. Still dark as shit.
I speak no hyperbole when I say literally every other customer had flashlights hovering over their dimly illuminated menus. I've had more lighting in caves. If they kick the lights up about 2 more notches, I think they'd have the perfect amount of lighting for what they're going for.
Now, the part everyone cares about - the food.
The apps here were....a roller coaster of dining, to say the least. First thing we tried was the chilled lobster tail. This thing was a train wreck. Not only was the lobster about as rubbery as an eraser, but also bland to boot. And no, the cocktail sauce didn't help it any either. Needless to say, we sent this one back. 1 out of 10, #stopovercookingyourlobster.
Next, we had the shrimp skewers. These things were a total surprise to everyone at the table. Because they were phenomenal! The scampi sauce was especially delectable. 10 out of 10, this one's a must try!
Naturally, I also had to try the clam chowder. This one was....okay. Which is frustrating because it *could* be great. From what I understand, this one doesn't always seem to come out consistently. I've seen other pics of the chowder on this page. Sometimes it's creamy. Sometimes it's watery. Tonight....mine was a bit thinner than I prefer. Combined with the fact that it was also under seasoned, I'm gonna give this one a 6 out of 10. At least they give you plenty of clams.
Now, we gotta talk about the main courses and dessert. Because this is where it gets interesting..
Wifey gets the duck whilst I get the halibut. I will tell you...I was actually somewhat impressed with the halibut. I say "somewhat" because whilst I appreciated the crispy sear on the top of the fish as well as the flavor from the lemon butter sauce, it still could have used more seasoning. Same goes with the fusilli. Luckily, this place actually keeps salt and pepper shakers on the table. So, after adding a little, this dish was a 7 out of 10 for me.
I sampled the wifey's duck and....uh...okay. I need to preface this by saying I've never had duck breast until now. And I gotta say...far as first impressions go, this isn't a good one. At all.
The duck was criminally under seasoned and chewy. Is duck supposed to be chewy? I dunno much about delicate poultry.....other than the fact that it shouldn't wear out your jaw. I must've spent 10 minutes trying to pick out the rubbery fat from my teeth. I guess they don't do crispy skin here. My bad! 3 out of 10 for the duck. They tried (I guess).
Look, I know this must sound like a real downer of a review. But I'll end this on a surprising high note, then carefully explain my rating. The Tiramisu....is to DIE for! I have no words for how incredible this dessert tasted. Everything blended together perfectly and melted in your mouth with a silky finish. 10 out of 10, everyone needs to try this!
Guys, I struggled between a 3 and a 4 star rating for this place. Ultimately, what it came down to was this: if your best dishes of the evening are an appetizer and a dessert, whilst your main courses range from slightly above mediocre to downright inedible, then I struggle to go past middle of the road. It's even tougher, considering I also need to rate them by fine dining standards. In that regard, The Federal in Waltham is worth 3 silky Tiramisus melting in your mouth out of 5. read more