Naughty Pierres's Burlesque Show exceeded my expectations.

There late night burlesque show is great I laughed so hard the whole night. Amazing performers and they really go above and beyond to make v.i.p. guests feel special. Great servers very friendly staff I would recommend this to all weather male or female there is something for everyone pure fun I love this place. Not to mention the drinks were great and very well priced. read more

Came here as an event during my bachelorette party and had so much fun! The burlesque show was super entertaining and the host was pretty hilarious. The drinks were great and the service was excellent. The waitress even taught us how to do her glitter lipstick look :) I would definitely go back for other shows. read more

This was painful to sit through and even more painful to pay $40 to watch a bunch of amateurs "perform"

Oh my god so much fun!! Very entertaining! I went for the 90's themed show and the girls work it! Ill be here all the time now!!

I'd give 'em 10 stars if I could... for THE BUTTCRACKER holiday show. The Demented Divas outperformed my most wild expectations. I laughed so hard I almost wet myself. We got tickets for a friend's 40th birthday and some of these friends were all "meh" and then by the end they were ROLLING in their seats and begging for more. Stephanie our server did a FAB job and the sangiovese we got for the table was great... We'll be making this an annual tradition if it's available. Thank you, Lannie's and the Demented Divas. You made our friend's birthday unforgettable. And I'll never forget seeing my husband on stage in drag. He actually made a fine looking woman! read more

Not many places can provide a fun atmosphere for a bachelorette party and a date night, but Lannie's can! I've been twice, and had a blast each time!! I wasn't quite sure what to think at first, but the burlesque dancing, hilarious comedy, friendly staff and yummy drinks ensure a very entertaining evening. Whether you're looking for a fun girls night or a sexy date night, Lannie's is the place to go! read more

Had an amazing time. Never been to a burlesque show so we searched and saw this was popular. Yes it's cramped a bit but it's an older club underneath the clock tower. The acts were funny and great. Had an awesome time and if I come back to Denver I will be back. Thanks for a great evening. read more

We went to their Sexy Circus Midnight show for my birthday in January. The show was pretty good but a little lacking from all the hype I've heard. I loved the place though. I felt like I was stepping back in time. My only real complaint was that we weren't offered a final drink before we were served our bill. The truffle popcorn was DELISH. Definitely worth going for the experience. read more

Went to my sisters wedding at this venue and was in awe! It must be one of the best wedding settings I have ever seen! The staff was on point ... It may not be that big of a place but it definitely is the spot for some of the best scenery and memories! read more

This show has really gone downhill in the past few years. mediocre performers and senseless "headliners" They seem to let literally anyone on that stage these days. The performers are hideous, and not entertaining. its overpriced and inferior to other local shows. At best the Lannie's Burlesque show is superbly over-rated. read more

The wife and I went to the L'estrange Mengerarie. It was our first visit, and we had a great time. More silly than sexy, it was a good mix of humor, camp, some pretty impressive acrobatics and debauchery. I doubt this will be our last visit. read more

I have been seeing shows at Lannie's since it first opened. I have seen the Under Paris Sky, Big Band Review, and The Movie Songs shows as well as the burlesque show, and they all have been wonderful. Lannie and Pierre are entertaining and funny. Lannie can sing and her bands are always swinging and tight. I know for a fact that she uses Denver's best musicians in her show. In the basement of the clock tower, I always feel transported to another time and place. If a place can be funky and romantic, Lannie's is. The food is delicious, and don't forget to try the world's smallest sundae. read more

This was a lot of fun. I love the atmosphere. We attended the Rockabilly Burlesque show and had a great time.

Servivce was friendly, but terribly slow...i.e.. +30 MINUTES FOR OUR FIRST drink. We were there to see, The Motown review....had the worst seats in the house....Motown group was a C+....choreography which real Motown was perfectionism...marginal here. No energy from the group...sing...talk. sing...talk.. 3 or 4 songs as a medley to create some enery wouuld have been nice. Other show might be better..but until this group gets WAY better...skip it. read more

We have been twice so far to the late night Burlesque show but the first time was better than the second. The show was still good. The host is what makes the show. There was a really creepy nun part that made me feel uncomfortable and I felt I had to go to church on Sunday!!. We booked super late so we had to sit on the ramp which sucked cause you could only hold your drink or set it on the floor. Overall it was a good show. The Banana girl Rocked it!!! read more

One star is generous. I'm not sure who or what these other people happened to see but my friends and I left early. We couldn't stand anymore. Could see that it could be neat if I wasn't sitting in a cramped basement staring at a tiny stage... read more

Thoroughly enjoyed myself. The ladies of the 80s was a fun event. Very will rounded staff. The drink list can use sprusing

What a cool, funky joint! Saw Shelvis and the Roustabouts do Blue Christmas. Very entertaining. Great location, definitely recommend going to check out a show here. Service was great. read more

I went to Lannie's show "Under Paris Skies" on a Saturday night and it was great! We called ahead and were able to reserve a table for 11 of us for my friends birthday. The space was small and had a great ambiance. Very much a 1920's-1940's underground club. Even though it was crowded you could still see the show. Lannie was a fabulous performer and even gave our friend some special shutouts her show when we let them know it was her birthday. Lannie also gave her 2 free tickets to her next show!!! The music and band were wonderful. Lannie has a great voice and the band was very talented. The lead guitarist did a song using just two finger to play which was really cool to see. We didnt order any food but the drinks were pretty good. Slightly overpriced for nothing too special though. Our cocktail waitress also wasn't the most friendly. I was surprised to see the crowd was a lot older than I expected. Most were over 30 and in into their late 60's & 70's. Overall I would definitely go back with friends, family, or even a first date! read more

We went for a birthday/ girls night out. Patsy DeCline was hysterical! Lannie is very talented, great band and wait staff. I felt the seating was a bit crammed but once the show started, I didn't care. Great fun! read more

We rented Lannie's for a private birthday party. If you want a venue that needs a minimal amount of decorating, beautiful lighting, has a great sound engineer, an incredibly accommodating staff (they even dressed in costume for us), and is cheaper than any other place in the area, this is your place. I felt they were constantly looking for little things to do to make the evening better for us, they were there whenever I needed them and were all smiles for the guests. I can't wait for an excuse to use them again. Amazing place. read more

Amazing and welcoming place! It truly is perfect for anything ranging from a date to a party! The staff is very friendly, and it definitely has a classic feel--not only because of the architecture and design (and burlesque music), but because they offer complimentary coat holdings upon entry. The menu is relatively cheap with some snacks and plenty of drinks to choose from. The space probably fits around 130 people, but it still manages to keep a very intimate feel, even when fully booked. Whether you are here to see Lannie, Patsy Decline, Burlesque, or some other show, you are sure to enjoy it! Not to mention the performers sometimes visit with audiences and if you're a regular, you'll most likely become familiar with the heartwarming staff as they will you! read more

The Clocktower Cabaret - The famous dancer Midnite Martini & me, 12/30/15 - Bars Near Me - Denver, Colorado

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We didn't see the Cabaret, or Burlesque show, but rather the Neil Diamond cover band, "Diamonds are Forever." If you're a fan of Neil Diamond, check this out. Gifted musicians and vocalists, blended with a nice amount of Neil Cheeeze. read more

What a wonderful surprise tucked in the basement of the clocktower. We went to the sexy circus side show for the late Friday show and had a wonderful time! The magician Shawn Preston was amazing, the host Felix was totally entertaining and the hoola hoop and ring dancing ladies phenomenal! This was a really fun change of pace and a fun thing to share with friends! I would recommend it to anyone and also recommend having a manhattan while you are there for the show! read more

We had the greatest fun at the Cabaret. Multiplicity of talent. The Motown Review was delightful. Good drinks.

Made reservations for the BURLESQUE show. The ad looks wonderful, the 11:00 show is when the door opens.. but the show doesnt start until 11:30pm . Kind of an odd show, girl dancing in a roof suspended circle, one girl dancing with a hula hoop, a belly dancer, and oddly enough a man dancing on stage with a fake penis in his pants while a woman sang a off key song. It was all very odd and not very Burlesque. I will give credit to the few women (maybe 3 or 4 of them) who truly did a great job with burlesque. Also "Nasty Pierre" saved the show with his humor. Now lets talk about the drinks. Both my boyfriend and I ordered drinks at $10 each. They were terrible, my whiskey sour tasted like it was made of watered down pear juice and bad whiskey, I was able to take about two sips and couldnt stomach the rest. Boyfriend drank his drink simply because he paid $10 for it. For $10 that drink should of tasted like gold! We also ordered the Mediterranean snack dish of olives and bread and two sauces for the bread. One sauce was very good but the Hummus dish was not eatable. I had high expectations for this show since I had been to Lannies Clock tower for a different type of show which was wonderful. I would say "dont bother" but if you do.. make sure you drink before you arrive and have your meal elsewhere. read more

What a great show! I often take out of town guests here and celebrate special occasions. It's really awesome. So much fun! The food is great too! And the wine list is pretty impressive. read more

Went to the Off the Clock show last night and had a blast. We are 50+ and the audience had every age group from 21 (adult show) up. Funny and titillating! The entire staff from the show girls to the wait staff made sure we had fun. Decent drinks and appetizers that were priced comparably for downtown Denver. Will come back again! read more

Love, love love this place. VERY unique and cool for Denver. Props to the proprietors! Went there to see some burlesque and was pleasantly surprized at how classy the joint is. If you haven't been there and would like some fabulous entertainment in Denver, check this joint out. read more

Don't bother going. The show wasn't funny; the 'entertainment' definitely was not; someone seems to think ribald/risque is always comical, but it isn't. The highlight of the show was Cletus McPhee, who really had skills, but the rest of the cast was abysmal. Don't waste your time or money. I noticed many tables not applauding or just looked plain miserable. There were about three tables who seemed to have 'ringers'- people who went out of their way to be as loud as humanly possible to give the illusion of audience involvement. I can see why they handed out noisemakers to everyone in attendance- so fewer people could make more noise since it appeared most were not enjoying the show. read more

This was the most fun night that I have had in Denver yet. Dirty Pierre is hysterical, Professor Phelyx is a one of a kind mentalist, and each performer clearly put a ton of care and energy into their routines. You absolutely have to go here! Your night will honestly be unforgettable; it's not just a show, it's an interactive experience. read more

I came here for my birthday last year and saw Naughty Pierre's Burlesque and Comedy show. My goodness, it was fabulous! The ladies were beautiful and extremely talented, the comedy was definitely funny, the piano player was great, and the setting was very intimate. read more

I was traveling for business to give a review of downtown Denver and came across The Clocktower Cabaret. Sounded fun as I was traveling alone...not. I went to the Valentine's Day show on 2/11/17 and had by far the most uncomfortable experience. I show up and the hostess states quite loudly that I'm there alone. FYI if you've ever traveled alone the last thing you want is to be singled out. She could have said "for one" or really nothing at all. The space is exactly what I wanted as strangers sat with each other at small tables; great way to make friends! Except she takes me to a single chair, sectioned off by a rail, on a ramp people use to go up and down to the bathroom. So I'm there sitting by myself in quarantine without even a table to place my things. About 20 minutes later a waitress comes by because she didn't see me and asks if I want anything. I say no because I don't have a table to put anything on...money lost. The woman sitting closest to me asks if I'm there alone and I can tell she feels bad but the show begins and our conversation cuts off. What's better is apparently this was a sold out show so unless maximum seating is an odd number there was someone else there alone or with a group of three I could have joined. Incredibly poor decision on management's part and I was sure not to recommend anyone of our clients to go there. read more

Bring Back Lannie - they used to be so much fun. We went five or six times a year. Now that Lannie had a falling out with her biz partners every aspect of this place has gone downhill. read more

such a great night here... nice venue, good food. the show wasn't that amazing, as another guy said the dancers could create more interesting and sexy routines.... but that is coming from someone who has seen a lot of great burlesque shows in places like san francisco. but still a very fun night, especially if you grew up in the 80s. lots of interesting and friendly people. go! read more

We went to the Saturday night burlesque show and I was actually surprised how disappointing it was because I'd heard good things. The actual burlesque was okay but not much of the show was about that. They had two guys juggling bowling pins for a good while. Then a bit about Monica Lewinsky which was....weird. Then some stuff about how they are better than a strip club. Then an absolutely TERRIBLE act about sex that was so bad (and I don't mean in a good way) I wanted to get up and leave. And did. It just wasn't even worth my time. They should have paid me to be there. The service was good - so we tipped her nicely but not before I told her the show was just downright lazy and not entertaining at all. I don't know. Maybe it was supposed to feel like it was appealing to the lowest common denominator but I expected sexy and classy and stimulating and that is not at all what this was about. read more

I paid for VIP seating, but I was sat in general. It wasn't until I realized other perks were being offered to others that I realized the establishments mistake in marking my group as General tickets. They gave us some props (all VIPs get for free), and let us send one person up on stage (again, part of VIP package). Another part of VIP was better seating. I'm short, so I paid for VIP seating so I could see. They informed me they couldn't move us up because the show was about to start and they had already filled the tables. Nothing was offered to comp or even a discount for the next showing. I had trouble viewing the entire show and found myself shifting in my seat just to view. The acts were great, from what I'm told. 2 out of 4 of my group couldn't see well (we're short, I.e. why I spent the extra $12 per person). It would have been great if they would have made it right. We showed up 30 minutes early, and I paid $220 for seats that were only worth $165. Overall, disappointed because it was so hard to view, even though I did everything possible to pay for and arrive early for better seating. It was my first time in Denver, as my group was from out of state. If you go, just make sure they have your tickets marked correctly and it should be a good show. read more

We went about a month ago. It was a free show so we had left our wallets at the house. An hour into the comedy show the waiter said we had to leave because there was a two drink minimum. Which wasn't posted anywhere on the place that it was required or we had to leave. So around 9 pm the server finally asked us if we wanted anything an hour into the show and we said no because the show was practically over. So she said you need to buy something or leave. So we went home mid show, the girl was so rude. She had the section near the bar to the right right before the stairs. I would not recommend this place at all. If you want to be harassed and forced to leave then go here. read more

Went to my first ever Lesbian Speed Dating event Wednesday night. It was so fun! It was such a good vibe, we got to meet some awesome people, and the host Shotza was so fun and charismatic. I would love to go to another event like this. I will bring more people with me next time. Thanks again for giving lesbians a chance to date and meet new friends. read more