Like other yelpers have pointed out, don't expect much on wine education or tours of wineries, but do expect a very rowdy drive home.
Tips: Pack plenty of water and snacks. It's a long day. Or pack some booze if that's what you prefer. You can take a cooler with you on the bus, but no alcohol is allowed off the bus.
The wine tasting fee is separate, so if you get the groupon there will be more money to pay for the tasting. It is optional, but who goes on a wine tasting tour and not taste anything?
It is probably a better time with a group of people instead of a couple. If your are wanting a little romantic outing, this is not for you. If you want a party bus type of fun, then this is for you.
If you are looking for an actual tour of the winery, it's not happening. It was basically here's the wines, taste, next, taste, next....no real explanations of palate or pairings (with exception to the first winery; the owner did delve into that a little bit).
The winos will give you a nice glass to get your tasting on. We also received a cute glass from Fat Ass Winery.
Be prepared for a dance club on the way home. Literally. The music gets turned up and the ladies are in the narrow isles trying to bust some sweet moves while the bus is barreling down the highway hitting bumps and the brakes. Makes for some very hilarious moments! And makes for some unfortunate people getting drinks spilled on them, and having other people's nasty body parts in their faces. I was hoping the guide would tell the woman drunkenly spilling her drink everywhere, "Hey you're spilling your drink on these people who are trying to just get home in one piece." But he didn't do. A. Thing. Not cool.
Here's how our day with the winos went: Our day started out with a light brunch at a wine bar, which was actually very good and plenty of food and one mimosa (extra charge for more, or for coffee). From there, boarded the bus and headed to the first winery in Johnson City. It's a long drive, and the guide chats up folks and gives everyone a wrist band, and music is playing. BTW, your guide will also be indulging in the drinks, too. I thought that was unprofessional, because he ended up being responsible for a whole bus load of drunk people. I can see him participating in the tastings, but openly drinking the whole time was a bit much. Hell of a nice job perk, though! And don't forget to tip the driver, bless his heart, putting up with all that!
First winery was nice. The owner was a really nice man and gave us some history and little wine education, chemistry style. The tasting went pretty quick and then we had a lot of time to kill, with nothing much really to do. Well, besides drink.
Second winery was a mess. Just a hurry up here's your taste...and crowding around trying to get to the wine. Although I must say that the ladies that work at this winery were very friendly and handled the huge crowd very well. It must be a way better experience if you go there privately. Again, lots of down time waiting for the next stop.
The last stop was more organized. They obviously knew how to deal with the winos crowd, and has some light snacks for the group.
The drive home was the best part for me. Watching the ladies trying to dance on the bus...So funny!! We managed to not get spilled on or nasty body parts shoved in our faces, courtesy of the drunk kid behind us because he had his Styrofoam cooler in the isle. Until the brakes got hit and a drunk girl literally fell on top of it and smashed it to hell. Then my husband and two other people literally caught this girl as she was falling when the brakes got hit, again. And then there was the creepy old guy feeling up on these young girls...with his equally creepy old wife...*shudder* Some folks will enjoy this kind of shenanigans, some won't. So keep that in mind when deciding on going with the winos. And we were there on a Sunday. And also keep in mind that all those people left and DROVE home. *shudder*
I think that the winos could greatly improve on the experience in several ways. Instead of having so much down time, maybe take the group into Fredericksburg and allow us to walk around the town. It got pretty boring waiting and waiting for the next stop. Or, have a small tour of the wineries...actually I'm not sure how much there is to see, but there has got to be more than what we saw. Also, have your guide give some history about where we are going, some basic wine do's and don'ts, basic wine pairings...maybe even a little written info...engage the crowd in some fun stuff like trivia on the way, instead of just encouraging the endless drinking...perhaps have your guide not be drunk/drinking along with the crowd...I just saw plenty of missed opportunities. And lots of opportunities for law suits if something terrible were to happen.
Bottom line, it was a decent time, but I don't think I will go again. If you do go, get the groupon. read more