I got somewhat hot under the collar ranting about the winery Sunset Bistro is located within. This will be a test of impartiality attempting to separate the charlatanism of the winery from the quality of the restaurant. And let's be clear, this divide is vast. Like deserts of Arrakis vast. On one side, Summerhill is bonkers, and not the adorable crazy like Perry in The Fisher King. I'm talking homeopathy, dowsing, phrenology, Pythagoras bonkers.
I'm serious; Pythagoras was crazy, flat out nuts. He was afraid of beans, hated the square root of two, and had a guy killed over a disagreement about a triangle. So best avoid that lest you start believing in sacred geometries, ley-lines, or astrology, basically everything in the Rifts role-playing game.
It's important to understand the discrepancy as the Sunset Bistro is good...but there lies the conundrum, the crisis of principles. Does one patronize Sunset Bistro knowing where it is? At the end of the day, it's a good restaurant benefiting from a breathtaking view (usually, it was raining that day) and impressively plated cuisine. The dining area is rustic but comfortable. At the far end, you can spot a more lavish dining area bordered by an awe-inspiring stained-glass window featuring the signature pyramid.
We took images of our meals. Unfortunately, I cannot match them to dishes on their website, so their menu has obviously changed, but as plain and clear as peer-reviewed scientific journals, the food is well plated and presented with care. I admire restaurants that pull ingredients from their neighborhoods, and Sunset Bistro claims theirs are sourced from their own biodynamic gardens and wildlife preserves, another concept worthy of...wait, what?
What was that?
"Biodynamic"?
I must admit not hearing that one before. I had better do some--DARN IT! It's more pseudoscience! Using planetary locations and lunar cycles to determine sowing cycles? It quite literally uses magic.
I'm trying my best to tolerate organic farming despite the overwhelming evidence pointing to its dangerous side-effects including nutrient leaching, soil conservation, and the massive increase in land use required to produce food over its safe GMO alternatives, substitutions credited for saving hundreds of millions of lives in regions cursed with overpopulation and untillable land. But no, you're right, don't trust Norman Borlaug, the father of the Green Revolution; instead, embrace geomancy. I can accomplish the same effect with a traditional organic farm and a deck of Magic: The Gathering cards.
Seriously, folks, you have to read up on the field preparations for this lunacy...hmm...lunacy...madness brought on by the moon. And before you start with the defense of biodynamics, remember they were invented by someone claiming to be a clairvoyant that taught that a disease may be part of a patient's "karma" and that interfering with said illness would be unwise because treating only the physical body would require the patient to compensate in a future life.
And you must grind quartz crystal that's buried in a cow horn through the summer to aid in plant growth.
If I ever walk into the restaurant again, I'll bellow at the top of my lungs, "When single shines the triple sun. What was sundered and undone shall be whole. The two made one by Gelfling hand or else by none!" before leaving. If you got the Rifts joke, that one should be easy.
At the end of the day, the food at Sunset Bistro was good, not terribly expensive, and we found the décor pleasant. I am sure this restaurant will be appealing to those looking to center their chi. Obviously, I won't be back, especially given the broad choices closer to Kelowna. But I can't fault the chef on shift that day or the staff. They made good food. I just wished they had sacrificed a goat to Demeter using the old ways in order to secure a higher quality crop. Probably would have made the difference. read more