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Stoney's

3.7 (501 reviews)
ModerateBars, American, Burgers
Closed • 11:00 am - 3:00 AM (Next day)
Updated over 3 months ago

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Casual
Loud
Good for groups
Happy hour specials

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Steak and Cheese with fries

The food, I give it a thumbs up, the service is good but you will need to tell the bartender where your sitting at, its self seating when you come in. The ambiance is good they had the football games on and it not too noisy to hear the games, good atmosphere here. I would definitely come back here with friends.

Never seen fat orange cat on tap...maybe next time i go I'll try it.
Chris M.

I was at Phillips for the Bonnard exhibit on the third floor. Very well put together if you like impressionists. I was craving some wings and remembered Stoney's came up on a list for "best wings in DC". It was a nice day and I decided to go. Maybe a 5 block walk, nice weather. I roll in a few minutes after 11AM Saturday last. The kitchen was still catching up so I ordered a Stoney's lager and had a seat at the bar. It's a small place, going back a bit from the street. Definitely a neighborhood hangout. Soccer is on (fun to watch but i don't know anything about soccer). After another beer I order some wings hot. I was hungry and thirsty was being worked on. The wings show up after someone scored a goal on the big TV. They're hot and fresh. Just what I was in the mood for. The wings have cooled off enough to eat. Very tasty. Definitely filling if you're looking for some quality chicken. I grab another brew and I'm out. Nice place for a meal or drink with friends. Chase behind the bar is a solid server right on time when I'm empty with the glass or the wings.

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Shavonne H.

Good place to grab a meal and drink in DC. I went to DC for a girl's trip in July 2022 with one of my best friends. Our Air BnB was about a block and half from Stoney's which was extremely convenient. We arrive on a Thursday afternoon to DC. After traveling all day from North Carolina and getting to our Air BnB we were tired and just wanted to have a chill night exploring the area a bit. We decided to just walk around and stumbled on Stoney's and decided to check it out and I'm glad we found it on our first night. When we arrived we sat ourselves. The restaurant looks smaller from the outside than it is. It's not wide, but it is long. There's a big section in the back then the kitchen is also in the back. We sat in the bar area, but not at the bar. We ordered a few things to share. We ordered a pizza and onion rings and wings. They were all good and the prices were great. We enjoyed it so much that we decided to return Saturday for a take-out order to take back to our Air BnB. This time I ordered a bowl of chili and my friend ordered a burger. Both were delicious! It definitely has a local feel, which I loved. DC is a tourist hot spot, but I always appreciate finding local hidden gems.

Most most delicious Grilled Ham & Cheese
Andrea R.

What a fantastic meeting place with lots of energy. OK this is the cutest meeting place/sports bar grilled cheese exciting atmosphere to go. We found this place thru my son and it was a 5 star experience. The sever was happy to greet us and inform us the specials and we were there to watch football, eat and drink! The grilled ham and cheese was amazing, the French fries bring a group Of friends and you will not be disappointed!

Super Grilled Cheese
Doug B.

Another great meal at Stoney's. It was a slow day. However, still really good service and experience. It was also a fun local crowd at the bar with Reese. She was amazing, very attentive, and kept my drink filled without asking. I love this place for the tater tots. I came in for a burger but remembered they had grill cheese. So, I got the Rocket with tater tots (small upcharge for the tots). The bread was tasty, sprinkled with sunflower seeds. Enjoyed the Swiss cheese. Both sandwich and tots were amazing. Love this place. Stop by and check them out.

Stoney's Cobb Salad
Amelia B.

Yummy Cobb salad!! Great staff with prompt service. Stopped by when visiting DC for the weekend.

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Julio C.

The people and the Reuben! I have to change the review and give them an upgrade, because I was not aware of how amazing they are.

False advertising!

Website says $6 bloody Mary and mimosas. They charged $8. When we complained and showed them the menu on their website, they still charged us $8. So, they overcharged by $8.

Robert M.

Overall not impressive with my visit here sorry Our waitress was very nice and attentive and she was a great seller and sweet. HOWEVER my brother and i complaints was the bathroom where smelly awful and super dirty . My biggest concern was health wise. We saw more than one mouse running towards the kitchen spoiled my appetite i was no way i could eat there we leave right away. I do not recommend anyone to eat here sorry drinks only alcohol kill germs right.....

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Great beer, awesome food, the Buffalo Chicken Sandwich might be the best in town.

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Nice little neighborhood. Yummy pizza at a decent price.

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There Grilled Cheese are the best! I also recommend their hamburgers. Their happy hour 1/2 price appetizers are ok. The service is fast.

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I love stoneys! The pastrami delight is awesome. Order the sauce they serve with the onion rings to dip your french fries in!

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4.3(1.1k reviews)
0.8 mi
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Amazing service and food. Came here specifically for the parmesan truffle fries and it was so worth…read moreit. The best I've ever had! The Capital burger was good too. They also provide complimentary sweet pickles. Enormous thanks to our server, Stephon!! We loved his contagious smile, he treated us with so much respect and kindness.

Have you ever been to a high end place and ordered a burger? You get that look like ordering steak…read moreat a great seafood place. Well I do enjoy burgers and plenty of places have upped their burger game. As much as it cost for a burger at certain fast food places you might as well hit up some of these other places. The prices are basically the same now. On a few trips to Capital Grille I did go with the burger and so I decided to check out its affiliate Capital Burger. Capital Burger actually has more burger options to choose for over Capital Grille and a more slimmed down menu. Still with the name burger in its name, you know where their focus is. I went with the bacon cheeseburger that comes with candied smoke bacon that came at $22 with your chose of sides (fries or various salads). It was cooked to the perfect medium rare and you can tell when a burger is cooked with better ingredients and cooked with a give a damn. It was not thrown together, and the fries were not just sitting under a heating lamp. I actually ordered a to go burger for the spouse. Here is where customer service comes in. I was asked how far I had to travel and the person taking my order said she will separate portions so it will travel better. Thank you. It is that little extra that goes a long way. This time I went with the Capital Burger to go along with some key lime pie to nibble on later. Great service and great food. There are plenty of good burger places but if you are a burger fan then definitely check this place out. Absolutely no disappointment. For a true high end burger experience I have no problem giving this place a solid five stars.

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7th Street Burger Georgetown - Two stacked double smash cheeseburgers from 7th Street Burger with crispy beef patties, melted American cheese, pickles, and ...

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If you're looking for a classic style smash burger reminiscent of old-school diner food, this might…read morebe THE place to go. Seriously, for a classic (impossible or regular) burger patty with McDonald's style pickles, melty cheese, and a buttery toasted bun, this is the best burger I've had around DC. The patties might not be huge, but the burgers pack the best flavor punch and the fries are the right level of salty and crispy. Added bonus that the classic burger and ghost pepper sauces are both great pairings with the fries and patties. I'll definitely be back to get my burger + fry fix soon.

This go around was better than my list visit!…read more I for one, am not too fond of driving in DC...so when I pulled up and found parking easily- I thought this was a good sign! :)))) Placed my order through the app and used my promo code for my free meal and it was ready when I pulled up! Traffic was a breeze and I was greeted promptly and handed my bag and before I knew I was well on my way! I decided to enjoy my impossible burger and fries in my car! :)))))) hahaaaa! And my burger was definitely better than what I remembered. I think the key is enjoying it fresh! Thank you Sydney! Appreciated the meal! Happy Yelping!

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4.2(648 reviews)
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Wow this place must be popping when the zoo is really lively! It was the tail end of ZooLights, and…read moreit was busy, but my friend and I were able to grab bar seats. A friend invited me to go on a little Duke's tour with her, and this was our first stop. They were decked out in panda decor and had a charming menu. I was mainly there for their drinks, but I decided to try their quinoa salad too. What a hefty, satisfying salad! The butternut squash, goat cheese, and pumpkin seeds were the highlights. Based on this initial experience, I'd be back for sure. Good happy hour too. Now, this location may be a little out of my way, but thankfully there are closer Duke's.

Stopped in at Duke's before heading in to the zoo. I was really excited after reading a lot of good…read morethings about their burger. It was an overall ok experience. The service when we went left a lot to be desired. It was busy for sure being a weekend but not overwhelming. There were empty tables inside. Even still, it took forever to get acknowledged at times just to take our order. If we hadn't asked someone walking by for the bill, we still may be there. We had an app of fries and then my main was the burger with fries. The fries were great. They are those style of pub fries that are crispy and delicious. The garlic aioli dip was a great pairing for them. The burger was fine. It wasn't anything out of this world but it was still good. All the toppings blended well with the burger. I felt it could have used some more flavor. Duke's is in an unbeatable spot being right across from the entrance to the zoo. If you are looking for a bite right there, it's a good option.

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Jon’s Joint

4.4(182 reviews)
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Happed upon this place while driving. Was hungry, it was close, had good YELP rating, so I came in…read more Basic. Nothing at all spectacular. Cute posters. You can tell the owner is really into Superheroes. I ordered the grilled chicken. The good thing is that it is cooked to order. Loved that. Downside, no seasoning, AT ALL. This would be fine, I understand dietary considerations with sodium. What had me perplexed was they had NO PEPPER in the entire restaurant. I've NEVER been at a restaurant that didn't have any pepper. Plenty of salt, seasoned salt and even more salt. No pepper. Burgers seem to be popular. Wasn't very crowded, but seemed popular by locals. It was a "meh" for me. I do however really like that the food is cooked to order.

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4.4(238 reviews)
2.8 mi•Navy Yard
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This was my first time ever eating at Swizzler Crispy Chicken and Smash Burger, and honestly... I…read morewasn't even supposed to get this order. I had ordered Wise Guys on Uber Eats, and this showed up instead and I am SO glad it did. Whoever originally ordered this got a bacon jalapeño burger and a spicy chicken deluxe. The jalapeño burger was a 10/10. I'm not even big on peppers, but it had the perfect amount of jalapeños, great flavor, and was just really well done. I passed that one to my friend, and I took the chicken sandwich. The spicy chicken deluxe was incredible. Perfectly crispy, great sauce, and I'm pretty sure it had bacon on it, which just took it over the top. Everything worked together so well, and I was honestly upset that I hadn't known about this place sooner. The fries were also really good, crispy and plentiful. They remind me of Five Guys fries, but honestly? This felt like a better version of Five Guys overall. I don't even know what the price was, but I can confidently say I would pay good money for both the smash burger and especially that chicken sandwich again. The best part? This place isn't even far from my house, so this is officially my new burger spot. Sorry to whoever lost their order,but thank you for putting me on. I'll definitely be back.

Great burger , great service and actually better than i expected! I like this place better than…read moreshake shack plus the aesthetic inside is so cute! I have to try the chicken sandwich if the burger was that good! 9.3/10

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