I wasn't a fan of Spanky's on first try, with Pizza and wings. I went for their Spaghetti and meatballs. I was impressed. Lots of parking fairly busy wait not bad. read more

Went here for a date lunch with my fiancé amazing quality of food was all very fresh especially the Caesar salad that I got and the watermelon. Margarita was very delicious as well. definitely coming back. read more

Spanky’s - Watermelon marg - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

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This place is the most inconsistent place ever. We've been 4 times in the last few months. The first time was great. Good amount of toppings, lots of sauce, crispy pepperonis. That was the only time - every time after we have just wished it was like the first time. 2nd time it was SO overloaded with a super thick stringy layer of cheese, the crust was soggy. So the 3rd time we asked for light cheese on half to see if it improved. It was laughable, we got seriously almost no cheese on the whole pizza, to where parts were just dried out bread. The 4th time was tonight and it was the thickest the toppings have ever been, this time there seemed to be a cheese layer, then a pepperoni layer, then another cheese layer. Seems like no sauce almost. Almost all the pepperoni was covered in a second layer of thick cheese so none of them got crispy, and the soggy nasty chewy crust underneath just separates from the thick layer of toppings (see pic). We decided tonight that's it, we are more than done with this place. Zero consistency, I gave 2 stars for the one time we thought it was good. read more

Spanky’s - The dough is soggy and disgusting bc they overload the crust, look at it separate from the thick blanket of toppings. Nasty. - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

I first had Spanky's at their Pasadena location but found this one closer to me. Ambiance is great. Soo much room, tables are not stacked up on top of each other, & decor is interesting. Service was amazing both times I've dined in. I remember asking my server what someone at another table had and she actually went and checked! & the food!! Can't go wrong with pizza and wings here!! Dine in or get it to go but trust me you'll be satisfied! read more

10/10 will definitely be back, loved the wings, the pizza was super filling !! Staff was super sweet too read more

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Love the food, and fast service. Awesome place to visit with family and friends! Definitely recommend!

I have been to the first Spankys on Telephone Road, so I already knew this location was going to be amazing!! I have been to this location multiple times, but today we ordered the side salad with ranch and the personal margarita pizza! The salad was huge and full of fresh lettuce and veggies!!! The pizza was phenomenal as always!!! I always want to try something new, but it's so good, I have to get it!!! It is served piping hot and the pesto melted together with the cheese is just unreal!!! The manager was great and checked on all the tables while we were here! My waitress, Vanessa was also great!! We had such a great experience and I'm so happy they have wine now!!! read more

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My friend was craving some pizza so I was like what the heck legooooo & decided to come here. This place is pretty new and very spacious. Our server was Roberto, he was amazing & accommodating. I decided to get the medium size sausage & pepperoni pizza and some wings as well. The pizza was okay, to be honest it just tasted like something you'll get at little caesars. It was also a little doughy & needed to be baked a little longer. The wings were good, they were huge, the sauce was a bit generic but it was still decent. I'll just say that I enjoyed the wings more than the pizza, it was also a bit disappointing having an undercooked pizza. Why a 4 star? Roberto. Other then that I would have probably gave it a 2 or a 3 stars. Will I come back? I wouldn't go out of my way but if I'm around I'll be back. Tip: they have some good specials. Monday & Wednesday 10.99 for a large (1) topping pizza (after 4pm). 5 dollar pasta's Tuesday. read more

Spanky’s - Medium size sausage & pepperoni pizza- it was okay 2.5/5. Wings- good 3.6/5 - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

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TLDR this place is ok. I ordered delivery so maybe that was my mistake from the beginning... on arrival the pizza and tots look very greasy. Another mistake I made was getting individual pizzas. I didn't realize the individual would have such a thin crust (not a huge fan of the thin crusts). The pepperoni was ok, the garlic in the margarita was nice at least. The tots were a bit mushy and stuffed with bacon. The pizza was ok. I think the place has some deals during the week where a large pizza is actually pretty cheap. During their deals it may be worth getting. read more

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Tried this location which appears newer and the dishes we got here were really tasty. Ordered the shrimp alfredo and a thin crust pizza along with the Philly sub. Love the crinkle fries and the alfredo was to my liking not salty over overly seasoned! The Philly was decent and the pizza is probably our favorite pizza making this our go to joint for pizza!! I want to mention that this is our second time and first time at another location and both have delivered food made fresh to order. Service was a bit slow after lunch and it looked like all the tables still needed cleaning up. Otherwise great expertise and food. read more

Spanky’s - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

Nice upbeat establishment kid friendly nice TVs nice lighting. Just beautiful. Mrs Samatha is a great manager. Friendly staff they have lunch specials and kids pizza under 12 years. It was super packed today "Friday" very cool. There is a bar as well as sports playing on television many tvs to watch nice spot for any occasion. read more

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Always GREAT pizza all the food is great and fast service. Always very accommodating for small or large parties!!

Spanky's is what Pizza Hut was in the 90s, amazing! Spanky's pan pizza gives me all the feels and childhood nostalgia of eating once delicious Pizza Hut (which now in my opinion has gone down significantly in quality). Apart from the pan pizza, get the fried pickles, they're so good! I deduct 1 star for service. The staff is often slow to respond while dining in, tables are often dirty, and the bathrooms could use a cleaning. read more

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First timer... nice location with patio seating, plenty of parking and seating area. We were a party of six adults and two kids.. table was very spacious and accommodating to our little ones. Our server was very attentive and friendly, never left us waiting for drinks. The food was delicious!! We ordered the meat lover pan pizza and the veggie New York style ( not my favorite crust definitely stick to pan pizza). The food was very hot and tasty. The drinks were good..everything was good. The place was nice and clean..definitely recommend. Will be coming back for sure! read more

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Fantastic pizzeria and service is always perfect. I recommend this place for family, friends, and date night. read more

First time date night stop and it was great! Service was amazing & atmosphere was cool & pleasant. Pizza was good but my only complaint was the ham is diced instead of sliced (like Canadian bacon) so next time I will try another topping. Margaritas were tasty & the fried mushrooms were good. A large was probably too big for 2 to share even with the desire for leftovers. Will get medium next time. read more

I've been to this place three times this week to try their menu and everything I've had has been absolutely delicious. I didn't stop in this place to do a food review. I just randomly stopped in here because it was on my way home and little did I know that I had stumbled upon a small gem, their pizza is delicious. But what shocked me the most was the wings I literally could not get over how good their wings are! I think this place has the best wings I've had here in Houston hands-down. Highly recommend y'all check this place out. read more

First, I would like to say that the aesthetics of the exterior and interior is very nice, clean, and bright. The people working here were very nice. The food on the other hand, well...I have to say that it was really not my cup of tea. I purchased the pepperoni pizza, Toscana pizza, fried mushrooms, and wings with sauce on the side. The pepperoni pizza... the cheese was just too over cooked... it was crispy and had no stretch whatsoever. I did not like the taste of the new york style crust...did not taste great at all. Basically, the pizza was not good. The toscana pizza, thin crust, was much better--had a delicious favor. The fried mushrooms were okay... some were not as tender-- kind of chewier. The fried wings were okay. I am glad that I got the chance to try Spanky's but really there's nothing that's gonna draw me back. read more

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Service is very friendly and helpful. Food is good and HOT! Let it sit a minute or you'll hurt yourself. Lots of cool old decorations for a sense of nostalgia. Sports is on the tv's so you have a choice. read more

Spanky’s - Lasagna - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

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First time at this Spanky's. We walked in didn't know if we could sit outside. We were looking out from inside to see if there was anyone sitting outside, when one of the servers noticed and told us we were able to sit outside. Within a few minutes we regretted it, they basically forgot about us after taking our appetizer order . A good 15 minutes later, someone came in to take our order for the entree. I ordered a Garlic and spinach pizza and I added chicken. The first thing I noticed when I picked up the pizza slice, was that the cheese was sliding off the bread so it got kind of messy to be able to hold my pizza slices like a pizza slide should be held . The taste of the pizza was a little bland but our appetizer was good thankfully. Also their restrooms were very clean read more

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5 of us foodies fell off our low carb diets, if you're going to cheat, it might as well be good....it was oh so good. Our son and I shared a medium meat lover's pie with New York style crust, a friend went with the thin crust Margarita.....both were amazing. My wife got the meatballs....the only one who stuck to her diet. Our daughter-in-law went with the chicken tenders. We shared and agreed that Spanky's is a go-to spot. Great service by Ariana. read more

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Spankys came through with the amazing service and tasty food. My school drama club partnered with them for our fundraiser and it went perfect. It was simple for us to sign up and the day of the event we were well supported. Spankys made the flier for us and all we had to do was get our people to attend. Our server (Alex) was brand new and he worked so hard to make sure we were taken care of! Thanks Alex!! Also, I didn't catch her name but I believe she is the manager (she has dreadlocks), she is AMAZING! Every time I go to this location I am treated well. She has a great handle on that restaurant and runs it efficiently. Thank you Spankys. This service is the reason I will be returning. 10 out of 10! read more

Food service and ambiance all great. The pizza is so good. Deep dish was our fave. We will be back. read more

Spanky’s - Deep Dish meat lovers New York Style Pepperoni passion - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

I was super excited when they opened one closer to me. This Spanky's is way more updated than the original. I not the hugest fan of their pizza, everything seems to slide off after the first bite. Their wings are tasty and their tater kegs are a Texan thing to order. Tater tots filled dressed with chili and cheese with pickled jalapeños-- yum! Their pasta portions are huge, share with a friend if you'd like. Nothing spectacular about their pasta though. Chili con queso is pretty good, the chips taste like their freshly made-- unless they're the ones from the bottom of the batch, just ask for some fresh ones and they'll bring you a fresh basket. read more

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***Update*** TLDR: A nostalgic throwback to the old school casual dining establishments of yore with some minor quality issues... but nonetheless, a solid choice for a family lunch/dinner. However, for the avid foodie looking for the trendy execution of pizza perfection, this may fall a bit short... and that's okay! I would say that this business still deserves a shot. Follow up visit: Weekday (dinner) Service: 7.6/10 The server was cordial but not necessarily knowledgeable about the beer selections or food preparation. However, the manager on duty did make sure to visit with us about our experience and made the evening enjoyable. Kudos! Order: Tater Kegs- 7.6/10 Giant tater tots that came out blazing hot and smothered in a plethora of toppings. Lasagna- 6.9/10 Not great. Not bad. Basic on all counts, but a generous portion for the price. It was a bit greasy, had a sweet tomato sauce, decent amount of meat/cheese ratio, and came with a piece of nicely toasted garlic bread. Thin Crust Meat Lover's- 6.7/10 (One Bite Score= 5.2) Everything about the toppings and cheese was nice... but the crust... well, let's just say it was rather soft and a bit doughy for a thin crust. When we took it home and baked it another 5 minutes or so it was actually quite decent. Boop Special- 7.5/10 Actually quite good! A bit on the sweet side, but it was definitely boozy enough to balance everything out. I'd likely get this again. All in all, I gave them a second shot and it was worth the trip. If you're looking for a family friendly, affordable, straightforward meal, you won't go wrong with Spanky's! read more

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Gosh I was so excited for another Spanky's location to open! I decided to order via Ubereats just cause this location had the shorter wait time and smaller delivery fee at the time. I ordered the Super Duper in a deep dish and the Margherita with the normal NY style crust. It was ready and delivered right on schedule. The Margherita had all the garlicky pesto toppings that I liked. It was a good pizza, though the crust was slightly bland. The Super Duper was way undercooked, the dough was soggy underneath. And what kind of deep dish is this?! It looked exactly like the NY style pie. Bf hated it and it's definitely not truly a deep dish pie. It was better heated up again in the airfryer the next day. Overall, I liked the original location better based on food. Can't review the service or the restaurant cause this was an order for delivery and this review is solely on the food received. read more

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Great service!!! The pizza was very flavorful and GOODT!!! The setting is family oriented and caters to folk who have patronized for decades, however we never felt as if we weren't a new customer....a must go to for good pizza!!! read more

This spot is around the corner from my job. Its very good and they serve alcohol. Really chill spot for good pizza.

Great addition to this area! Has large modern dinning area and nice patio with tvs. The wings were delish and the deep dish pizza was really good. Both were nice and crisp. I would not recommend if your trying to eat healthy but if you want to splurge on your cheat meal delish pizza and wings. read more

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We can here on Friday night because I was craving pizza. When we walked in we noticed how nice this place looks on the inside. Plenty of TV's if you want to watch a game, and they also have nice decor. We immediately got sat down, and our server was very quick to take our order. We started off with the Buffalo wings. They were tasty! Sauce had a bit of a mild spicy kick to it. Which is great if you don't like super spicy wings. Overall they were crispy and delicious. We also ordered the super duper pizza with the NY crust. Man was this pizza loaded with goodness. They really stacked the Ingredients on top to make for a great supreme pizza. The crust and sauce were really good! I can see why they say this is the best pizza in town. Our service was sooo great, our server was checking on us a lot making sure we had enough to drink and that everything came out good. The manager Jose also came around to ensure we were having a good experience. We will definitely be coming to this location again, we absolutely loved the food, the vibes, and the friendly staff. 5/5 read more

Spanky’s - Super Duper Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

It was a good celebration at Spanky's today. We just walked in with a large party and was sat right away with no problem. The manager kept checking in on us and gave us everything we requested. The food was good. The onion ring batter kept falling off and needed a little more Seasoning. The wings were huge and amazing. Will be back for sure. read more

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Arianna was awesome with tending to bar and the area around it. Very pleasant and attentive. My first time at Spanky's and the pizza was great ! I will come back soon read more

Spanky’s - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

We've been to this location 8-10 times. Most recent visit was 01/14/25. Our server, Tia, recognized us from a previous visit and was very friendly and gracious. Her service on both visits was EXCELLENT. read more

Hawaiian Pizza was delicious!!! Meatballs starter super good. Greek salad perfect complement. read more

Spanky’s - Dining area - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

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The pizza is grate and the people who work at spankys are so nice and patient. There was one time though when I had a waiter who wanted to rush, but the pizza is too good to deduct a star for just that. The restaurant also looks clean, and has a nice modern style with a touch of a few cool decorations. read more

Pizza is great and lots of size/crust options. Wings are deliciousssss super crispy and delicious hot sauce. Service has always been good. Great for groups as well! read more

Absolutely love Spankys pizza after trying it at a friends party. It's my new go-to because the NY crust is divine. Unfortunately, not all locations are consistent with the flavor (which is frustrating because I'm closer to the telephone road location) but this one on Bellaire is by far the best one. Skip the other locations. read more

Sporty restaurant with TVs pretty much everywhere to watch the games. Host was friendly and took us to our table. Our waitress was so nice and friendly. Can't say anything bad about the food. It was really yummy!! My favorite was the margarita pizza. They put pesto on it and it was definitely chef kiss. I highly recommend trying this place out if you are in the area!! read more

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Was riding in 59 on the way to run an errand and I saw the Spanky's sign out if the corner of my eye. I had heard great things about it but had never tried it. I got the individual "Super Duper" which is pretty much your basic Supreme pizza with extra meat. The rumors were true one if the best pizzas in Houston. Definitely worth giving a try. read more

Spanky’s - This is the Super Duper minus the black olives w/ jalapeños...It was fantastic. - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

Pizza is okay, the pastas are mid. The problem is I'll come here when it's not even busy and wait FOREVER for service, refills, or the check. They're either understaffed or just bad at the bar. When I got here everyone's sitting around with no drinks or empty drinks and the bartender is nowhere to be found. As I sit here right now every person but 1 couple has an empty drink. If you have to come here maybe sit at a table. read more