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Satellite Bar

4.0 (66 reviews)
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Closed • 4:00 pm - 2:00 am (Next day)

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What's the vibe?
Moderate noise
Divey
Juke Box
Happy hour specials

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The Game ™

Somebody in here plays great fucking music. Solid Jell-O shots. Bitchin hot sauce made by Mike himself. Still too much metal.

Stephanie B.

We always try to look for a small dive bar and this is definitely the place. Mookie was our bartender and he was really nice and gave us some good travel recommendations! They also have a fabulous selection of chips!

Why are all the straws different lengths?
Nick G.

Why are the straws all different sizes? This really stresses me out. Also why is the bartender so damn sexy?

Samara K.

Satellite bar is a great little dive bar. Cold beer, great service and local patrons. How can it get any better?! I'll be back next time I'm in town!

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I have a stutter and the bartender just rejected me because couldn't speak straight. Wow.

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14 years ago

great place to have a drink. Friendly service, fair prices and a very clean bar

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11 years ago

Divey. Bar tender was very friendly. Pretty solid beer selection. Good watering hole.

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8 years ago

Well lets star and start it up with this... this is the second time on my credit card that I have been charged.

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10 years ago

I really like this place. My friend Flop C. Loser is a fixture in this place. And boy!!! Does that guy know how to order a beer. Whew!!!

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Latchkey is perfect for many vibes depending on the day! It's in walking distance from me so it's a…read morenice spot we go for a quick drink. I see they just added a cute hanging side on the front, so it's easier to locate. Their interior is divided by the huge rectangular bar in the middle. It gives space to both sides. There are TVs all around. There is also an outdoor patio that is perfect for warmer nights. I've been a handful of times and was able to experience it busy and slow! The first time we went is for an event after a Billy Strings concert, and the place was packed. Even then, the drinks came pretty fast. On the slower times, I was able to order their craftier cocktails. Their cocktails are decent. The major upside of this place is the prices! I find them to be on the cheaper side of Denver drinks. Latchkey has quickly become a go-to of mine and can't wait to see them grow more!

Latchkey seems to be THE neighborhood watering hole. Went here for an after party and arrived…read morearound 11:30 pm and closed the bar down--we weren't the only ones! There are so many activities you can participate in - pool, darts, a "fun" vending machine that does not disperse food or drink, watch sports, photo booth, hang outside on their patio, hang inside at the numerous tables and chairs, or hang out at the bar with the bartenders - there is so much to do! You can bring your own food in as well. It is set up for large groups! Service was great, tables were clean as was the bathroom. It's a fun place to be, especially on a Saturday night!

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4.2(99 reviews)
1.9 mi•City Park, Northeast

Honestly - fire all around. Everything we had was phenomenal…read more I think they change their menu often but we got - CRAB + CORN HOLUBTSI: which was my favorite thing on the menu. Cabbage wrapped crab and corn. Super flavorful perfectly cooked. - ADJIKA PELMENI: almost like a ravioli or tortellini. Wasn't my favorite, but everyone else loved it. Very earthy. - VEAL + POTATO FLAKE SHASHLIK: basically a shish kebab with veal and potatoes and the sauce they had for it was to die for - SQUASH BLOSSOM FRITTER: not exactly what I expected - it was a flattened fritter with everything on top, but the flavors were super great. - PAN SEARED RED PERCH: instead of perch, they had something similar to salmon and mussels. Everyone loved this dish and thought that the salmon was cooked to perfection. Service was great - no complaints Ambience is quaint and cozy!

Okayyyyyy Molotov, I see you!!!…read more TLDR: I was impressed by pretty much every single thing we ate. Beautiful plates, delicious and surprising flavors, friendly service. For our monthly dinner, my Yelp Elite girlies and I headed to Molotov. I don't know a ton about Ukrainian food but I'm always open to try new flavors and cuisines. I ordered the Moryana cocktail. It was a savory cocktail and had the most unique smell...after some questioning, I think it was the MSG! I didn't love it but it was incredibly unique. We shared all our plates and ordered the Marigold + Charred Leak Babka, Crab + Corn Holubtsi, Adjika Pelmeni, Veal + Potato Flake Shashlik, Squash Blossom Fritter, Pan Seared Red Perch, and Beet S'more. Standouts for me were the Crab + Corn Holubtsi, Veal + Potato Flake Shashlik and Beet S'more. The Crab + Corn Holubtsi was fantastical. If you love corn, you should get this. It's a great combo of flavor, a little sweet, savory, and the textures throughout are excellent and balanced. The Beet S'more is delightful. The marshmallow is bright and tangy which pairs so well with the white chocolate and the ice cream brings it home! It was the perfect ending to our meal. Shout out to the salmon that was so perfectly seared, I could've cried. I believe the red perch was replaced with salmon. Service was great, our server knew all the details on the dishes and was super helpful. 10/10 recommend y'all. You guys have to try this place out! Also, reminder, it is a tiny space (with beautiful decor might I add), so I would make a rezy.

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Tiny Kitchen where the Chefs are whipping up dishes in a Ukrainian dervish

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