Do you consider yourself a no-nonsense kind of person? Are you a fan of Jim Henson's Dark Crystal? Then this may be the bar for you! Nestled between restaurants and coffee shops is The Thin Man, a divey establishment known for their eclectic/broody interior, their basement comedy shows, and their extensive selection of infused liquors. My favorite cocktail on their menu? A refreshing mule with their housemade cucumber vodka. Top it all off with my personal favorite patio for a post-workday summer drink, and the rest is history. Check it out for yourself! read more

Fun bar with really cool decor and nice patio. Drinks could be better. I really enjoy coming to thin man mostly because of the atmosphere. The interior is really cool with all the lights hanging down, and the back patio is quite large so you can bring a big group here. The neighborhood is nice so it is a lovely place to stop in for a drink during the day or night. I will say, the drinks I have had are very average and the wait at the bar can be pretty long. Not a spot if you're looking for high quality cocktails, but it's definitely a vibe! read more

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Def address the tall man of color behind the bar as "Marquis"... he likes to be acknowledged first before taking your order. The French 75s are strong! Beer is on draft or in bottles!!! Atmosphere is chill tho they could use some music out on the patio area... read more

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Definitely my favorite bar in Denver! The music was a vibe all night. It was a bit all over the place with music between rap, reggaeton, and pop. But I enjoyed it. The drinks were fantastic. My wife said it was one of the best espresso martinis she has ever had. The bartenders were top notch. They provided great service and gave solid recommendations. The spot has a great ambiance. We liked the decor with the lights. This place is a must when in Denver! read more

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The vibe, drinks, and service are all great! One of our favorite bars while visiting Colorado! read more

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I really enjoy the Thin Man! Both as a bar and as a performance space. I first came to the Thin Man to watch a comedy show with my friend. It was such a fun experience and the comedians were hilarious! (Side note: downstairs doesn't have a bar so before you grab a seat, get a drink from the bartender to bring down) The interior design is nice and the bartenders are cool. Drinks aren't too expensive and there's even a patio for outdoor seating during warmer weather. Keep an eye on their instagram for upcoming shows and ticket-purchasing directions. Definitely looking forward to coming back for another show! read more

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In love with the lights. The ambience inside and on their patio is great. Cool decorations and vibes. read more

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The Ambiance was amazing and the drinks were so good, they have an outstanding seating area. You have to go to the bar to order. They're connected to a coffee with a shared outside seating area. read more

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Quirky little spot! The decor inside is definitely its own brand and very fun to investigate, though we opted to sit outside in the lovely weather. They've got a good amount of space out back with a variety of seating options. My one complaint is there are smokers and the smell permeates. My husband had an old fashioned and I had a martini - both were well made and fairly priced. I'd totally come back! read more

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What more can I say other than, Thin Man knows how to nail a theme ‍. This is my go-to-spot to celebrate an occasion. Their holiday / party / everyday decor is always unique and super detailed. Drinks are affordable, music and vibes are immaculate. What more could you ask for from your favorite Denver bar? read more

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I've been to this bar a few times and wasn't wildly impressed. Cool local neighborhood bar, evidently popular for first dates. I'd say it's a good "later in the night" stop if you're bar hopping. I had a Spicy Paloma on one visit and I'm sure a few others. Both drinks and service were okay, in my experience. My friends and I came here because we were waiting for a dinner reservation nearby. I would try again if a friend really wanted to come here! read more

Haven't tried the food just yet but the drinks were great. Stopped by for an after work cooldown and they were playing some Britney Spears and other early 2000s song which was fun. The decor consists of lots of crosses, religious iconography and awesome red lanterns (not sure if they're always red). The mix of this with the music put a smile on my face. The service was helpful and the vibes were good. I would check this place out more but it's a bit tight and tends to get a bit crowded for my taste - otherwise solid hang out spot. read more

Very unique bar with a fun ambiance. There's so much to look at when you're enjoying a delicious cocktail at Thin Man. Fun and interesting decor all throughout the perfectly dim lit bar. Bartenders are kind, attentive, and make very good cocktails. Did you know an espresso martini with THREE coffee beans is good luck? Yes, me neither. I love stopping in here in the afternoon with friends after walking around Denver botanic gardens, only a couple streets away. read more

Such a fun spot! Super glad we went and checked it out. Both the customers and bartender were so friendly. They had their own infused vodkas which we were allowed to sample. 10/10 recommend read more

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I've loved every single time I've visited Thin Man. Great spot for dates or hanging out with the crew. Haven't checked out the bites but I'm sure is good. read more

neighborhood jesus bar w jalapeno-infused vodka.. but like... in an unexpectedly cool way

Eclectic, vibey, with a solid beer selection. The inside is cooler than their patio but the patio still has great vibes

Everybody's welcome at The Thin Man where you'll see as many locals as first timers. It's a relatively small space, and it's one of those spots you'll see a mix of ages and a lot of hipsters. The paninis are a welcomed addition to your night if you get snacky, the drinks are standard, and the bartenders are either really sweet or really sour; it's all part of it. read more

A charming nonchalant vibe full of capable staff who can craft nearly any cocktail your heart desires. The red lighting is both alluring and flattering. Imbibe, relax, and take in the people watching. Cheers. read more

Great drinks and service. Awesome atmosphere! Look forward to visiting this place next time we're in Denver!

Oh, yeah! A local spot that was open beyond 10pm! HOORAY!!!! Our bartender was a wonderful lady that was busy, yet didn't miss a beat. There was great beer, local beer, options to enjoy. They had several "pickle shots", which my lady loved. The ambiance was interesting. I loved the Jesus, but I prefer him off the cross, then on! Either way, come and enjoy some local fun. read more

A bar where Jesus is watching you. I am seriously not mad about it. My husband and I stopped in for a few drinks to start our evening. Our bartender was nice and knowledgeable. We ordered chips and salsa and was a nice filler. They have a variety of infused drinks. My husband tried a shot of the pickle vodka. He was not a fan but he enjoyed the idea. Overall a cool little bar with patio area in front and back.. read more

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Awesome atmosphere 10/10 service love this place! My girlfriend and I found the spicy Jesus margarita delicious!

This place charges you a $60 fee to start a tab. It's cool in the inside and has great drinks but when I called about getting the $60 refunded they were really rude to me. It has almost been a week and I'm still out $60 when I only spent $24 on a few martinis.. I guess just don't start a tab and close o ur after every drink. read more

Do Not Visit! This place is awful! Visited this spot for the 2nd time to give it a chance... Bartender was outside smoking and therefore not available for 20 minutes and when he returned was super rude and disinterested. They didn't have multiple basic ingredients including limes (yes, I'm serious) and they're drinks are plain and overpriced. Will never be back and encourage everyone to not give them business read more

Fantastic old school neighborhood bar! The staff was great, the drinks were bombastic! The crowd was local, loud and fun! Adding this to my list of go to bars! read more

New Year's Eve at the Thin Man as an incredible annual event. If you have never been, go. Each year has a new theme.. Extemely creative.. Great fun, gret drinks, great music. Great times. read more

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I love the weird vibe inside. I had a regular mule but the real star for me was their homemade lemonade (in my case, vodka lemonade). The bartender was really nice and non-pretentious. I would go back read more

What a fun place!!!!! It was pretty quiet around happy hour then all the cool people started showing up around 8! Definitely an "it" place. Drinks were affordable and paninis for $7,50 on the menu. Will TOTALLY be back real soon!! read more

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Really cool little dive bar. Lots of religious memorabilia, some of it funny but all of it interesting. They make a mean dirty martini with a special jalapeño infused vodka. Spicy but delicious! I would go back just for the five, but the drinks were on point, so I'll be back for sure. read more

This place is the best place ever i love going there and I ilthink im going to have my birthday there. Great food!!!

The decor was fun and the drinks were good! Super small space though and was loud and very crowded.

Indoor and outdoor seating available. The hummus plate was good, lacking a little flavor but the pressed bread had good flavor. I love the ambiance. read more

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Glad to see Thin Man up and running during this covid time. For a weeknight there was a good amount of people sitting socially distanced on both the front and back patios. The owner has installed ceiling fans to help with ventilation and hung window panes over the bar to help keep distance from the bartenders. We thought the windows were an awesome and creative solution. Also 3 nativity scene figures were seated on bar seats to help indicate where not to be. They were both comical and practical! I thought the bar was really clean, friendly staff, and just a great place to get a drink and chit chat. read more

The Thin Man - Nativity figures show you where not to sit - Bars Near Me - Denver, Colorado

Pineapple jalapeño infused tequila with soda water. Shut. It. Down. It's a Saturday night and Thin Man is poppin. The vibe is edgy and vibrant. Our mixed crowd of couples and single friends lit up when we saw the array of mixed drinks in cantinas behind the bar. Strangers became friends quickly. From the bar to the bathroom lines, people wanted to connect. The best part of the venue is their backyard. String lights add to the cozy atmosphere. read more

Awesome local spot in City Park West neighborhood. Visiting Denver for a few months and our AirBnb is a block away so this has been a go to spot for happy hour drinks and even a night out on the weekend! Great indoor area with bar stools and some tables in addition to outdoor space in front and out back. Drinks are reasonably priced. Crowd definitely picks up on the weekend nights. read more

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My neighborhood hang. Great spot to kick it after a bad or a good day. Keep it up ya'll.

I feel incredibly old saying this but Thin Man was the place to be back in the day. Ever since my move to Denver some years ago, this place was my go to for Friday happy hours and Saturdays with friends! It's a simple bar that's not pretentious and trying to be "new" Denver. It's affordable and a nice place to chill without the hubbub. read more

Cool bar with solid drink options (good beer selection plus infused vodkas). Jesus art everywhere. Paper lanterns. Red lighting. Weird but I dig it. Friendly staff. Outdoor patio area. read more

Love love love the infused shots. Excellent reviews from friends about the very casually made paninis too.