Oh my, Bloomington does love its date night places. Because it's not date night unless you have a white table cloth, a server that pretends to be your friend and a $17 pile of rice in front of you.
Now, to be fair, it wasn't just rice. There were all of seven little chunks of lamb and what tasted like frozen spinach on top as well. But it was mostly rice.
I've been for lunch and dinner. People kept telling us about the lunch buffet, and how it was such a good deal and that we have to go. It reminded me of the Indian buffet on 4th Street but with fewer items. Not the decent Indian buffet, but the crappy one. Yeah, that one.
And I'm not trying to equate Bloomington's bad Indian food (that is to say that it really is all pretty bad) to any sort of true representation of Afghan food. Years ago, in Tucson, there was an Afghan restaurant called Sultan Palace. Their first location, right by a mosque, was inside of an old Denny's type place with no remodeling. The service was terrible (usually one of the family members, who were not trained as servers) and it was pricey, but that was really good stuff, and I loved that place. They moved closer to campus (and right by another mosque) and eventually went out of business. It was an unfortunate loss, because I've never been able to find food like that since. Shola was my favorite. It was pressure cooked rice topped with little chunks of lamb, mung beans and a yogurt sauce. I could eat just that on its own at least once a week.
But, here, no shola. Maybe the guy's from a different region. The best thing about the meal at dinner was the weird appetizer we got. It was a thin slice of eggplant covered in spices. It was very good and surprisingly spicy. When I got that, I thought to myself "That bad lunch buffet experience was not a bad sign at all. This is good!" But, when the entree came out, I knew I had been right all along.
As we walked in that night, my wife had asked me "Are you going to be sad if we figure out that the food is great and we never came here?" I said, "No, I'm confident that it will suck." And it does kinda suck.
Pluses: good service, cheap wine.
Other minuses: awkward and crowded. I mean, what's with putting people on display in the front window while the host station sits BEHIND them and a wall?
Again, if I'm going to spend $17 on a meal, then I'll just go up the street to Topo's. The food is just better there, and it's comfortable. read more