This rap is Ew.
Let me tell you of the best Persian I've HAD
Hipsters haven't found it, or it would be a FAD
Other place cost a lot, some are really BAD
I'd rather go to England and eat with my Persian DAD
I like to go on facebook and random ADD
Girls from BAGHDAD and RIYADH
Mafia wives and the gf of a TRIAD
Your sister, mother, and your GRANDDAD
Recently I added this UNDERGRAD
Doing a semester in LENINGRAD
She was trying to post a Backpage AD
But her listing came up as CHAD
I told her to stop being so SAD
Cause Backpage Chad would be her LAUNCH PAD
But before she left for Africa, I made her GLAD
By taking her out for Persian at SAMAD
Angelina once got food here for BRAD
Nickelback came here and it really pleased CHAD
Watch out cuz the red stews stain like MAD
Will leave your shirt and napkins looking like a used PAD
See? Ew.
Get it? Pad. See? Ew.
What to get: Whatever the daily special is
What not to get: Whatever the daily special isn't
That seems simple enough: So do you
I said to my Dallas gf: So are you living in a new place now, or are you at the Samad-dress? I only ask because if you like, I'll pick you up and take you to the cutest little homemade Persian food place (that's Iran to all of you terrorist haters) (I'm Iranian so I'm allowed to say that) (we're not actually terrorists at all) (it's a lie to justify the invasion and pillaging and demonizing of an entire region) (so I'm really just making fun of you) (but anyway on with the review).
Samad. Interesting. Friendly AF. Cheap like your ma was last night on the corner. Barbie says it's a weird little place with interesting decor, but the food is perfect. I really liked it too.
I love Persian food and it's so nice to find a place that isn't pretentious and expensive serving home-cooked Persian food. It's sort of like Darband (Houston) in the sense of authenticity and dirt cheap prices, but totally different in terms of decor and size and popularity and products and service. Nevertheless, these 2 cheap Persian places in Texas are the best 2 Persian meals I've had in the state, and 2 of the very best in North America.
Samad is a blast from the past. The Persian past, if you like. They only have one dish per day and it's always very good. Sort of like a soul food cafe where they make one thing a day and everyone orders it. Except it's Persian.
The guy here is ridiculously friendly, and his products are really well-priced. It was only $9 each for dishes that filled both of us up. He brought us water in the middle of it and didn't want to take my tip that I gave him. He did the Persian "taruf" thing but was really nice about it. He wouldn't even let me force it on him. So I left it on the table so that he couldn't possibly protest, because we'd be gone by the time he found it.
He brought me extra plates so we could share without me even asking him to. We didn't even ask for water and he brought that as well.
I hear that Japanese people love this place too. Some of them so much, they'd die for a meal here. A death of their choice, which would probably be death by Samad-rai Sword.
It's really weird ri to find this place, looking like a run-down residence, next to a train track and hidden away in the lot of an auto sales business. You will be confused about where to park, but you could always park yourself in my bedroom.
And if you ever do that, here's Samad-vice. When it feels like you're about to pee, just go with it. It's not pee. It's something different entirely. You're welcome. read more