I made the mistake of never coming to Sala Thai in all the years I had an office just a few blocks away. Friends who lived and worked downtown all told me how great the food was, but every time I thought of walking into Sala Thai I chickened out. "Great Food! Best Thai Food in Hawaii!" was usually followed by something about Thai Hostess girls sitting next to you trying to get you to buy them drinks when you eat there.
No. Thank you for the gesture. But really. Um. No. Please.
Please...? I just want to eat...
I always imagined, in my weird INFP vignette world, that the day I finally decided to walk in there, I'd open the door to find colorful disco lights spinning around in a dark room with stages and poles, a half-dozen scantily dressed Thai girls all looking up at the door at the same time, tossing their hair or dragging their finger across their red lips provocatively at the new fresh meat that just entered shark infested waters (that would be me). Something like Andrea True Connection's "More more more" would be playing suggestively, and the place would smell like a mix of really great Thai food and that weird sour smell you smell when you walk into the back of a strip club.
When I **actually** walked into Sala Thai (yes, in real life), it was NOTHING like what I imagined at all.
Instead, while it still looked like a bar, it looked like pretty much any other dive bar I've ever been to. Dart boards. Booths. Bar with stools. TV. Kind of dim. Quiet, except for some Thai music playing softly in the background. A distinct lack of Thai Hostesses. Sunlight streaming in through the window shades. And two booths, side-by-side, with Russ M., Jon A., Lori I. and family, and Dale looking up and waving at me, welcoming me to come eat with them. Some of the best Spring Rolls I've ever had were already on the table, and after one bite of those I forgot completely that I was inside a place that until just 5 minutes earlier, I had been terrified of.
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Here's what you need to know about Sala Thai:
FOOD:
Amazing. I have several benchmark dishes, among which I tried two here. The Green Curry and Pad Thai were probably the best I've had outside of Thailand, period. The Evil Jungle was delicious too, for the first 2 seconds after putting into my mouth, but before my head exploded from the spice. I think Russ was trying to kill us. Word of warning here: I like spicy. But "spicy" here does not mean what most people think it means. Spicy here should have a skull and crossbones on it. But like many things that can kill you, sometimes you just can't stop. If you understand the harmony of pleasure and pain, you will probably like this kind of spicy deliciousness, at least until you fall over dead... but happy.
Spoon food into mouth. Have mind blowing multiple food orgasms. Wait two seconds. Go into convulsions from the Thai Chili you just swallowed. Drink a full cup of water. Wipe sweat with napkins. Sit back and mouth "Oh dear God, no more..." Then repeat all over again.
Also, rice comes with the meal, unlike many other places. I like this.
PARKING:
Minimal. A few stalls in back of the building you can check, but otherwise good luck parking on the street. Metered street parking immediately outside. You can usually slide up easily to pick up take-out. Avoid the prostitutes if possible.
ORDERING/ SEATING:
Full Service. 8 booths seating 4, bar seating for about another 8. Lead time about 15 minutes.
SERVICE:
Surprisingly (yet not surprisingly) excellent. Hostess-related establishments need at least one of two components: 1) Attractive girls 2) Great service. While I haven't seen the girls at Sala Thai, our service was top-notch. Water constantly full, mostly because I was choking/ gasping/ turning red from the spiciness. Napkins brought to the table in stacks, mostly again because aforementioned water was turning into instant sweat. Table cleared and cleaned quickly the whole time. Service speaks English fine, very friendly, attentive and quick. Does not ask you to buy drinkie (at lunchtime at least).
ATMOSPHERE:
See above. Also, if you're going to take photos, the light is very low. Meters at about 1/20 at f/4 at ISO6400. Bring the 1.8 or an IS/ VR lens. Also, the colored lights put weird colored highlights on the food. Try to shoot near the window where there's more natural light (I couldn't).
COST/ VALUE:
Incredible. Our literal feast cost us only $12 each after tax and tip. This is probably not only the tastiest Thai Food I've had in Hawaii, but also one of the cheapest as well.
VERDICT: 5/5 -- I've found my new #1 Thai restaurant in Hawaii. Delicious, cheap, conveniently located. I think I'll still take-out though, unless someone wants to UYE here again. read more