Dear Safeway,
The other day, at your store in Canton, Baltimore, MD, I wanted to pick up some of your Tuscan Tomato Soup at lunchtime. Unfortunately, a female employee was sitting on all the soup, talking in a low conspiratorial voice to a male employee, across two carts of large boxes. The woman glared at me so I decided to wait until they were done their confab before I got my soup. I wandered aimlessly, came back to the soup case, and they glared at me again. Moving towards the soup, I said "Excuse me."
The female employee gave me a glare so vicious I thought she might put my eyes out, so I said "Can I get some soup?" She slowly, slowly moved her butt off my lunch and I realized--and said, "You know what, I don't really want soup that someone put their ass on, and furthermore you didn't need to stare at me like that." I had had it with the Safeway Canton.
Innocently, she says, "Whaaa? I didn't HEAR you." Her boyfriend jumps in "We're STOCKING." Clearly, for the past ten minutes of googoo eyes over empty boxes, they'd been stocking!
This is a grocery with no one ever manning the customer service desk, a grocery store with wildly varying stock, inflated prices, and horrible produce, a grocery store that tows people from its vast and empty lot after one hour and fifty nine minutes (which is hilarious since it's impossible, on a large shopping trip, to get out of there in that time, since there's only ever one checker on duty.)
I have witnessed lines at the SELF checkout of up to twenty people. I have gotten ROTTEN food from the "fresh case." I have been sneered at by employees. I HAVE HAD EMPLOYEES PUT THEIR ASSES ON MY SOUP. So you'll forgive me if I do not want to shop there any more; it's actually easier to drive to Whole Foods, since the parking situation (at meters!) is actually better, the employees are nice, the place is actually clean, the prices are lower (!), and you don't feel like you're going to get knifed by a stock girl if you use the bathroom--which at Safeway Canton, I might add, is dirty, dirty, dirty. (The cleaner of the bathroom leaves her mop and bucket propping open the door all day long, though there's never an actual cleaner in sight, and it's never clean--I wonder if she's in the back making out with the butcher, putting their asses on the steaks?)
I am sending this to the Great Safeway Corporate In The Sky in the hopes that this very convenient grocery store with a lot of potential will clean up its act so I can return. (Honestly, how hard is it to find decent employees in this economy? This has to be a failure of management, and I suggest Safeway Corporate read Yelp! once in a while if they're evaluating stores--unless they just don't give a damn, like the employees and management of this particular Safeway. They say it starts from the top...)
Until I hear otherwise, it's Whole Foods for me. Just because this Safeway is in an urban food desert doesn't mean they can abuse their customers with substandard service and absurd prices, even if they're incompetent or evil. Even when I was put off by the place, I went there, 'cause I was a captive audience--but asses on the soup and the girl who looked like she literally wanted to murder me kind of turned me off. Good luck Safeway of Canton. read more