Came here the other day for lunch and I'm already planning my return! What acute unique " lively " place!! (Saying this for the coffin) Came in on a rainy day, the person behind the bar gave us menus and let us sit where we wanted to. The booths are so retro and cute also extremely clean! I definitely want to come back and make some photo content the place is so unique and fun to look at. When we were ready to order, we walked up to the bar. I forgot what burger it was, but had faithful in the name ordered our drinks. They made our drinks right then in there and we sat down with a number on our table. Although it was a slower day that food came out so quick and it was hot, you can tell it was made of fresh to order. The burger tasted very charbroiled. Also enjoyed that the fries had a lot of seasonings. I'm a girl who loves ketchup and I was able to eat these fries dry. Very tasty meal! Thank you who ever made that I enjoy the unique menu and fun names for everything that gets me. Excited about coming back again! Definitely want to try those slushees! Just wait for my wallet to get some meat on her and I'll be in!!! Take a trip to sad valley read more

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I just fell in love. And I went in soft and dry. Friends asked me to join them on a Monday night for karaoke. Ok, in the way back I had a group I would karaoke with but slowly our places closed, switched locations, changed crowds and it just was not great. The few spots I like are very crowded. This was such a great night. Crowded enough to be uplifting (seriously great crowd of awesome people) but not too many to be overwhelming. The Halloween AND Christmas vibes were pretty great. Made respect for first mounting a coffin on the ceiling, second - shoving a disco ball in it and, third... lighting it up like a freaking unicorn. Thanks to everyone putting in unique songs with a special shout out to the gent who put in sex Dwarf AND Too Drunk To Fuck... bravo... And, of note... I was having a less than stellar night with mobility but I didn't have a difficult time at all! It's a very straight forward space without crazy obstacles and the 'stage' area has a small step up. Even the bathrooms are accessible and easy to get in and out (and clean with fun graffiti!!). I can't wait to go back! read more

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This place has a vibe and I'm here for it. It's cozy and there's a coffin hanging from the ceiling!! The menu design is super cool, I tried the spaghett drink which was really good, it's a miller highlife with aperol and a lemon. We went during Christmas and it was decorated so well. I want to go back again and again and get a Photo Booth. It was busy on a Friday night but we got a booth and drinks no problem. read more

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I came here on a gloomy Sunday afternoon. I was trying to fit the vibe as I was not in a good mood. Sad panda. However, after coming here though that helped put me in a better mood. I had two cocktails while I was here. I got the brave Marion, manzanita, and also some tater tots. Both of the drinks were very flavorful and well-made. The tater tots were a huge basket for eight dollars. Definitely enough to share. However, when you die alone, it doesn't matter and you can have as many as you want. That's a bonus of the single life. I did like that I could pick my sauces which I got a vegan sriracha sauce for dipping. The tater tots are gluten-free, but there is cross-contamination in do to the fryer for those who also are gluten-free. The bartender was friendly and also helpful. There is plenty of street parking however I could see it being a little bit more busier in peak summertime read more

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We came in for the Summer of slushies. There were 2 choices of summer slushies available. Alcohol or no alcohol. We sat at the bar and it was very dim lighted establishment. The slushies was good. I had the non alcoholic one. Frozen slushies on a summer days are definitely good. They have a photo booth too at the corner of the establishment. Service was attentive. A nice big restaurant/bar. Enough seating for everyone. They had booths and tables available for your choosing. Street parking only. It's in an area where there are other restaurants nearby. read more

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Cute vibes for a more divey type bar. There's a casket suspended from the ceiling with a disco in it. It was right up our alley. There were movies playing on a tv and projector in the space. The drinks were decent in taste and in price. Would go again, but not itching for a need to go back. read more

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Great local bar with kitschy funeral theme. Strong commitment and support for Dining out for Life !

My favorite bar. The drinks are perfect, the food is great and the vibes are immaculate.

Amazing ambiance is only 2nd to the great bartenders and service. The best place to embrace your true sadness in the best possible ways read more

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Absolutely incredible bar! Great food great drinks great atmosphere great bartenders I can't wait to come back! read more

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Found this place on yelp, first coming in I loved the vibe but that quickly went away. The bartenders name we ordered food and drinks through was Sunshine, which he severely lacked LOL. Maybe because the bar name is sad? Anyway We sat at the bar top but had to get in line to order drinks because he did not come by and check on us. He's also looking at a "cheat sheet" for specialty drinks so maybe he is new? Doesn't matter. We got cry baby shots, not bad! Then tecate's, my friend got the Mexican squirt with tequila, it was exactly that it was. Angel wings I ordered, the dipping by sauce was so Light it literally tasted like nothing, the wings were not spicy, too much cumin and skin rubbery. My friend got the BLAT add fried chicken, his fries came out cold, the service was so slow we decided to not say anything and just air fry it at home later. Sad that this place wasn't the vibe, I'll stick to tulip tavern across the street. read more

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Came here for sandwich week, where they offered the Birds of Pray. This thing was packed with a mashed potato gravy and fried chicken, a unique combo that worked really well. I believe it may also be on the regular menu but not sure. They also have a pretty solid happy hour that I would like to check out. Atmosphere is on the darker side inside read more

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This place has unique decorations and the food tastes great. I have green salad with chicken added to it. It's a lot for me to eat. Maybe I should have a small salad next time instead of having bigger one. The music and lighting also make this place feel unique. We scanned the menu and ordered at the bar. They brought us the food when meals were ready. read more

i love doing karaoke, but it gets so busy sometimes that it's hard to actually get on the list and be able to sing. lots of waiting around wondering if your song will actually get played read more

This place was OK. Staff was great, food was good, but it must have been over 80 degrees inside and it wasn't even that hot of a day. Ambiance is chill. Place is decorated in a strange, eclectic way. read more

love the food and vibes. great staff and awesome movies. The bartender let my partner pick the movie and she fell in love with this spot read more

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I've been here a few times and I'm excited to see the menu has expanded! Food is yummy, I'm a big jalapeño poppers fan so was psyched to see them added to the menu. Drinks are fun and priced just about the same as everywhere else, weird Paloma is a fav. Service is quick, decor is cute, no complaints! Match boxes are a nice touch, I love how cute the design is! read more

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The vibe here is kind of like Halloween strip club, but in a good way. They've got some cozy booths and karaoke. I imagine it getting a bit rowdy at nights but I went earlier during their (un)happy hour every day til 630. And btw, the earlier you go, the cheaper the beer is btw. I went w/ one of the HH specials - Faith healer burger, fries and a pint for $13, quite a deal! The burger was a tad small but nice brioche bun, patty & thick slice of bacon. read more

This is such a fun spot! I've wanted to come for years and finally came by happenstance. They have a solid tap list and a wonderful ambience. Lexy was super attentive and knowledgeable about fun things to explore around the bar. Look forward to coming back some time! read more

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It's an open space that is clean and the decor is unique. I really liked it, well put together. The bartender was attentive and kind. The menu was small, like very small. Here's where I got impressed tho - I ordered a sandwich asked for no bun. The cook himself came out to ask me if he could alter my food in another way. I agreed, and was so glad I did. He personally brought the food out and explained a little further what he did. Hats off to you buddy, you made my experience. I feel like there is so much impersonal about how we receive our food nowadays. Appreciate this level of service. Good mocktails, na beer options, fun decor, just give it a visit!! read more

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Monkey is what brought us in, but Cody has always kept us coming back! I loved Neon Boots, but there's blatant rip offs of it in Seattle if you're into that. Absolutely worth every train ride and/or Uber from Seattle and back. Literally my favorite bar in all of the PNW. Due for another trip - maybe even a move at this point. The decor and the food and the drinks and the service and the bits and pieces - I just - I cannot sing high enough praise for this incredible art piece of a bar! read more

My favourite bar in Portland. Great service. Excellent obscure music. Rock solid food. Best happy hour (now with food options). Dark chill vibes and decor. Total ace place. read more

Chill, friendly staff, good drinks. Wish they had more snacks/apps options. It does get busy but overall still recommend checking it out! read more

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Walking into this bar felt like a treat for the eyes. Colorful, eclectic and curated for the creatives looking for a beautiful beverage. The bartender was super sweet and helpful. The booth we sat in allowed us to take in the space and appreciate all the details. We don't live anywhere near this bar but knew we had to check it out. Looking forward to coming back when we are in that part of town! read more

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This was a stop for our girls night out on Saturday. I made a Yelp account because I can't stop thinking about this bar. The service was good. You could tell everyone who works here really enjoys their job, and that's always a good sign. Everyone I interacted with seemed genuinely happy - although maybe they should be more "sad". I got a POG drink that was delicious and my friend said the martini was yummy. We didn't get food because we ate across the street. But the reason I can't stop thinking about Sad Valley is because of the vibe and decor. Just so creative and you can tell a lot of time and work went into making it feel special and one of a kind! I can't wait to come back! read more

Bartender was incredibly nice, really solid bourbon selection here for a great value. The food was amazing, especially the fritters! Can't wait to come back read more

Nathan was such a lovely bartender. He complimented me on my song for karaoke while also suggesting a drink for me! Thank you Nathan and to Sad Valley for a great Monday night! read more

I had been waiting for this spot to open and glad to say the wait is worth it! The first thing I noticed that this place is a funeral home theme and they nailed it. On the cieling sits a white coffin with a rotating disco ball in it. The bar area has some really colorful cieling lights and all if the walls are in this almost Florida like pastel. The tv was playing the original Poltergeist movie followed by some other 80's horror. In the back is a taxidemied fox and a photobooth near the bathrooms. Moving to food and drinks. I ordered a mocktail with ginger which they came up with something that worked well. The quesadilla was very impressive. The size was great for almost three people and had delicious cheese with broccoli and peppers. Can't wait to visit this place again and take unsuspecting friends who want something on the more unique experience side of Portland. read more

Seems like a fun bar but the bar tenders tend to be clueless on how to help people standing right in front of them. Maybe we aren't the right clientele? You don't want to take our money? We don't fit the young hipster so they don't want to help us? Not sure but it's happened twice to us and years apart. I might give this place a try again but that will be it. the too cool blonde hair dude who couldn't bother to take our order you kind of ruined it. read more

This place is amazing, great martini, comfy seating, inspiring decor. I will for sure be back, it's only a few blocks from my house. I wasn't impressed with the undercooked fries, but I'm for sure going to give that another chance. read more

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Loved the morbid ambiance. Very cosy. The service was friendly. The menu is smaller but they do everything very well. We will be back! read more

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Fun atmosphere. Good is good but not glorious. (Apparently my review needs 85 characters to post). read more

Honestly, the best slushie drink I've ever had.. I'll be coming back for it all summer long!

I really like this spot! They just opened up and it's really vibey in here. Food and drinks are delicious too! read more

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The gimlet was excellent. In fact, I think they may be using the name ironically because we had a great time. You may come in sad but you'll leave happy. read more

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The sad valley is here for me. Best bar food- fried chicken strips are moist white meat with super crispy outside. Excellent ambiance and free tampons! read more

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First time in Portland from California & the vibes were not it! I got served a Paloma with an attitude & no alcohol by sunshine the bartender , just pure squirt. I didn't feel welcomed, neither did my friends. I will say the only nice person was the server but the bartenders need a class in social etiquette. read more

I wasn't planning on leaving a review; I figured everyone could figure out themselves how disappointing this place is. The food and drinks are bad and the decor is disjointed. However, they don't have AC. That's whatever, it's Portland, it's not hot most of the year. But they remove comments from IG that state they don't have AC... which just seems kind of shady and weird?? read more

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we returned for lunch yesterday with friends and sat in a comfortable pew/chairs... i had a rainier tall boy, and my partner had a marionberry tequila cocktail.........two others had a ipa, and another had a soft drink, another water.....i had the veggie burger and sub salad, and she had the breakfast tacos with tater tots....our friends had salads, fritters, fries, and more....the staff is great and friendly...the drinks/food is delicious....the coffin and disco ball on the ceiling, plus all the hearst items are fabulous...thx so much..... read more

Came here to check the place out after the great reviews. The space itself is really cool--fun theme, super awesome interior and fun horror movies playing. The service was good--but there was only one person behind the bar when we were there. We ordered fries which were good--but maybe could have used another minute in the fryer. The cocktail selection looked good; we ordered two different ones. Both were waaaaay spirit forward. One was supposed to have apricot liquor and lime--both seemed completely absent. In fact, it tasted closer to a gin and tonic than what was described in the menu. Another drink we ordered had marionberry listed but it was more for color than for taste. If the cocktails could find some flavor balance and not be so boozy, I would come back in a heartbeat. read more