This place is a vibe, for sure. Whether it's your vibe or not? Who knows! If you're easily wigged out by old dolls or clown items- avoid. If you're too soft for a stereotypically snarky PNW bartender- results may vary. If you like an EXCELLENT drink in an eye-catching environment surrounded by people who unequivocally don't give a single f*(k - you've found your new favorite bar! read more

My wife and I were in Portland for a long weekend and my sister and brother-in-law took up to their favorite burger joint. I ordered an IPA and a smash burger and a basket of fries. The smash burger came out pretty fast and it met expectations. Super juicy and hot and a perfect bun. Our server was super nice and the company all chatted and laughed. I ordered another beer and would definitely recommend this place for a Friday night dinner with pals. read more

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one of my favorite bars in portland! had such a great time and had such a great selection of beer on draft. i enjoyed the sour beer and the service was amazing. really loved my bartenders! the inside lived up to its name for sure, so cool! read more

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Decked out in Christmas decor right now, super cute! The bartender made me a tropical non alcoholic drink that was really yummy. There's a fun Photo Booth. read more

Creepy's - Outside signage - Bars Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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Loved the food and $5 beer. I expected this place to be more of a dive than it is. Very cute "creepy" theme. Not a ton of seating. Served quickly. read more

Bartender was nice and friendly. The vibe is definitely creepy so if you're not into clowns or anything that may spook you out, this isn't your place to go. It did take a while for the drinks to come out because there were a lot of people and only one bartender but for the place to have that much support says a lot about it. The drinks were definitely made well, I had a banana cocktail that was surprisingly really tasty. read more

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First time here and our group loved it! On a Saturday night, it was moderately busy, but we were able to find a booth to sit at. I ordered the zero-proof Riptide, which was very refreshing on that warm night! I also took a sip of my friend's Pickletini and liked it more than I thought I would! The decor above of bar was so fun to look at - this place had a "creepy" (haha) vibe to it, and I could see the subtle hints of the clown theme. We came here right after Raven's Manor and it was a perfect sequel to our night out! I would recommend this place to anyone looking to check out a new themed bar - a lot of the drinks on their menu looked appealing and the staff was kind and attentive! There was even a photobooth in the other room too! Plenty of indoor seating and clown merch to purchase if you're interested! read more

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This place is awesome. As much decor as a tiki bar but so not one (yet they do make a few tiki drinks and do a respectable job). Great clowney decor. Kick ass smash burgers (the BINGO is the shit). Good fries. Friendly staff. Pinball. Eclectic crowd. read more

Creepy's - Goth clown in a great bar. - Bars Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Went to Creepy's with my partner and some friends for a double date. It was pretty busy that night, so maybe that's why the service wasn't great -- both the server and the bartender came off a bit rude. We ordered a single patty burger, a double, and baskets of fries (same for our friends). The food itself was good, and the place has a fun vibe. I'd probably come back again when it's less crowded to give it another try. read more

Very interesting vibe here. It was on a Christmas list and did not disappoint. They had creepy Christmas decorations, and little hats on their portraits with Gremlins playing on the TV. We only popped in for a drink. Service was reasonable for the solo person working. It was definitely an experience read more

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Very cute and spooky aesthetic, definitely come by if you're looking for a spooky bar to try. Been here a few times and never disappoints, friendly staff and good vibes overall:) read more

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Fun kitschy dive bar vibe. "Creepy" decor either dolls, paintings, figurines. Friendly bartender. Plenty of seating at the bar or booths. Pinball machines in the back room. Photo Booth not working :-( Burger restaurant inside to complement the drinks. I had a Flim Flam drink. Refreshing and mule like. I had a single patty smash burger- could have used more seasoning on the meat but otherwise great for bar food. Pickles were sweet not sour on the burger. Stole a few of my boyfriend's fries and they were well seasoned and crispy. Street parking read more

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I saw that everyone was friendly, having fun, surprisingly good, weird food. Weird scary silly movie on. Too many art pieces to look at. Why so few patrons? read more

Atmosphere: Definitely a unique atmosphere with circus and clown-themed decor. It's a dive bar but I like the unique twist on it. Food: Smash burgers are good but on the small side Price: Prices are reasonable. Can get a Rainier if on a budget Service: Adequate Parking: Street parking read more

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This is an interesting clown themed bar and eatery, serving american food like burgers and hot dogs. We got smash burgers bingo style. It was oily and slightly lacking in flavor, but good enough to finish. The waffle fries were pretty decent, crunchy and lightly seasoned. The over under cocktail was sweet and delicious, and the lamplighter had a noticeably strong pineapple taste. Loved the artwork on the walls, beyond the clown theme, especially in combination with the dim colored lighting setting the mood. The props and decor in the bar area were just a bit "creepy", but also kinda random... like why is Elvis there?!? There's a game room on the other side, with 1-2 arcade machines, a pool table, and additional seating. Plus, even more seating outside. Service was great, staff was efficient and friendly, made for a pleasant experience overall. read more

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Love the vibes here and their full vegan burger is amazing. We also got the brussel sprouts and they were delicious. Great service and just an overall fun place for people who love offbeat weird places. read more

Bartender was great! Loved the drinks, very tasty and the overall ambience was great. Bathrooms clean. They had my favorite burger on menu, green hatch chile can't go wrong! read more

I had a really yummy vegan burger and fries here! The ambiance is filled with creepy dolls and clown photos on the walls. They were also playing the movie The Grudge while we were there. A spooky vibe all year round, but was absolutely perfect for halloween time! read more

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Thought there would more be clowns. Nice enough bartender, and quick service for a solid smash burger (soft bun but didn't like the sweet pickles on it). The downfall is the LONG line waiting in for another drink. Waited for about 20 minutes to get another drink. So instead, closed my tab and left. Saw several other groups do the same due to the wait and slow moving line (Saturday night only one bartender). read more

Creepy's - $10 happy hour smash burger with fries - Bars Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Perfect for a late night after party! We enjoyed smash burgers , a variety of drink options, however late night, the menu is limited. Fun hoppin music, fog machine and the Photo Booth. After a meal, I was exhausted and my group continued to party. I didn't want to be the pooper, so I put my head on my purse while all at my table carried on. Unfortunately that got us kicked out. No sleeping at the table! read more

Creepy's - Checking out the Photo Booth - Bars Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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The look is the same, but the menu isn't. Was super excited to come back for the menu they had when we used to frequent this place (before covid). It's a 180 - hamburgers and hotdogs. Not my jam. The bar tender was nice, drinks mediocre. Went to eat, but didn't read more

Cute bar however we ordered food @ 6 pm and it arrived at 7:;10. We had an Adam Sandler show at 7:30 @ MODA. Will def not return

Best fucken smash burger we've ever had! The fries were also crispy and delicious (make sure you add the hot honey!!). The drinks were superb and the service was great. The vibe is cozy and we felt right at home. 10/10!!! read more

Creepy's - Bars Near Me - Portland, Oregon

If I could give negative one stars I would. Staff is super rude and won't acknowledge customers specifically the women with a heavy black chest piece and a cross tattoo. Will snatch your ID out of your hand and give you attitude. Went up for another round of drinks after the first interaction because maybe she had needed a moment, when my partner and I tried getting a second round she wouldn't look at us or help us, just kept helping other people around. Also took her 10 minutes to make 2 drinks. Treat your customers better especially if they're paying $15 for a drink. And if you hate your job just quit and don't let others endure your misery. read more

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This definitely not a "clown car" but a dive bar with and eclectic collection of creepy toys and art. The staff was friendly and fun to chat with. I enjoyed sitting at the bar and looking at the collection of decorations. We got their smash burgers and WOW they were so good! Not just because it was a late night meal. I didn't have high expectations going in but was really excited about how good they were. My group and I were all really impressed with how good they were. read more

Creepy's - Some of the decor - Bars Near Me - Portland, Oregon

I'm going to be honest. I don't remember everything about this place because we ended up here after hitting a few bars in the area. The food came out fast and it was HOT. I know this because I burned my finger on the waffle fries. The bartender was super cool. The decor is in fact creepy. read more

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Los Burgers has been on my husband's list for awhile. It's inside Creepy's. Creepy's is a fun place with lots of clowns and other creepy things. It's pretty dark inside too. It wasn't too busy when we got there, so the wait wasn't too long. We both ordered the special... a smash burger with Oaxaca cheese and some sauce that I can't remember right now. We also got one side of fries to share. They split the side of fries for us, and it was a large order. Plenty of fries. Salty but tasty. The burger was very crispy throughout, which I liked. My husband didn't love that the entire patty was crispy though. I thought the flavor was great. Overall, it was a solid choice. read more

Creepy's - Bars Near Me - Portland, Oregon

If you like spooky atmosphere, this is definitely a place to visit. The drink selection was particularly good. And being able to order a Bingo Burger was particularly nice. We went right after catching an opening night screening of Long Legs, so this was perfect. Service was great. read more

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Bartender was very attentive! It looked like it was just her and someone back in the kitchen but she was on top of keeping everything clean and everyone's glasses full. We had a short Red Bull vodka/a tall whiskey soda, two green tea shots and a pickletini for 35 bucks, so I'd say they're definitely not overpriced compared to some spots in pdx. The bathroom was a bit odd, very tiny, wet floor, dark, fit the theme but I didn't like it, it felt dirty even though it wasn't (IYKYK). I'd definitely come back, they have a back area with a pool table which could be fun! read more

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A unique dive bar with eclectic decors. Lots of paintings and staffed animals. Their menu got some fun-sounding drinks and straightforward burgers, hot dogs, and waffle fries for food. We got the Single and Double Patty Smash Burgers with Waffle Fries. The patties were well-smashed, crispy around the edges but still juicy in the center. The burgers were buttery with soft buns, tasty sauce, and pickles. Everything was well-balanced. Unfortunately, some of our fries were way too salted. However, we got a basket of a new batch that was way better after we mentioned the issue to the staff. Super friendly people. Very casual vibe. read more

Fun dive bar with great drinks, fantastic burgers, and an energetic, young atmosphere. Easy to get in and get out...it was busy but service was quick enough that we were able to land for a bite and a drink and move onto the next bar! I'll definitely be back for that burger! read more

This is a great small neighborhood bar. We loved the decor and if you pay attention you will see some of the toys moving. They have local beers on tap and a full bar with some special cocktails. For food they have partnered with the place next door for burgers and fries. We would go back for the atmosphere. read more

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How can one not love Creepy's! Guaranteed to have a good time! Do yourself a favor and order a smash burger, you won't be disappointed! read more

Creepy's - Bars Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Loved this spot. Came on a Sunday looked like a slow night, wasn't busy. The decor in here is pretty cool, loved all the clown pictures all over some aren't clowns, even the bathroom has cool graffiti lol. Amazing drinks, I guess they have food but I didn't checked that out, maybe next time. read more

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Food was good :) love the waffle fries and the tootsie drink actually tastes like a tootsie which I was kinda surprised by. I liked that it's a themed place and has unique ambience! Burger has nice texture and taste. The worker was very nice and understanding! I accidentally used my old terminated card twice and it didn't go through, I went back the third time after I realized I was using a card I terminated. He was very patient with me! read more

Creepy's - My beautiful friend - Bars Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Where do I even begin with Creepy's?! It was love at first sight We came in on a Thursday around 6:00 pm. There were a few people at the bar when we arrived. We were greeted so warmly by the most incredible bartender. They were attentive, funny, and just a joy to chat with in general. The decor is creepy, spooky, and super friggin cool. I ordered The Pickletini. It was what pickle dreams are made of. It was the perfect combo of everything and the pickle was a delish addition. Not to mention that Pickletini and that smashburger are the most top tier combo I've ever had. The smashburger blew my expectations out of the water. I added caramelized onions and it was so elite. The meat was tender and flavorful. The sauce was soooo delish and added the perfect balance. I added waffle fries and they were hands down best I've ever had. I keep dreaming about them. We have already made the decision that creepys will be our happy hour date night as they have a cocktail & smashburgie for $10! What a deal! Prices were great for how incredible the service was and the quality of the food and drinks! Parking was a breeze for us, it's mostly street parking but plenty of spots were open when we went around 6 pm. I truly can't recommend Creepy's enough!! read more

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Both bartenders and kitchen staff were charming, fast, and knew how to do the things. 10 out of 10. Yet, like other reviewers my date and I were disappointed in the new, MUCH more limited menu. Zucchini - not a thing, deviled eggs - nope, cauliflower- nope, peanuts-not there, chicken - nope, new Cascadia buns -no... Smash burger was more sweet pickle than others in town but otherwise serviceable but identical. Bar stools also had seen better days and at times defied being used. Nonetheless, everything seemed clean. Was decorated as pictured. read more

True to the name this bar is CREEPY but it's cute and kitschy. Stopped by here on during my weekend stay in Portland and yeah it was a little weird but if you're into the creepy kitschy thing like me then this is for you! The cocktails are actually made with time and care as a craft and the beer selection had some great local brews! Would definitely recommend for people to check out if you're in Portland and want to do something quintessentially "weird" in Portland. read more

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Love this place. Maddison was awesome, very friendly and helped me out when my Creepy Shirt got stuck in the vending machine.. The pickletini was a highlight as well as the pinball and photo booths.. Gotta love creepy clowns read more

Came to Creepy's after a show at Holocene, it's like a 2-second walk and a great place to spend your night having a drink...or three. The dark, obviously creepy atmosphere was fun! I love a themed bar. There are weird dolls, interesting artwork, and nicknacks, a pool table, pinball machines, perfect conversation starters, or distractions if you don't want to have a conversation. I was so intrigued with the pickle martini, I love pickles so it was a must-try. It was extremely savory but tangy and tasty. I stuck with gin and tonics and chilled tequila for the rest of the night. We sat at the bar and the bartenders were peachy and attentive! The bathrooms were great for a photo opportunity (I love a good bathroom selfie). I just wish they weren't single bathrooms! No bar should have single bathrooms. Someone has too much to drink and bar bathrooms are just not pretty, you know? You know. lol read more

Creepy's - a portrait of a man in a black suit - Bars Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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