I didn't really want to go there. It was a dreary glum cloudy summer afternoon, and the sight of…read morethe restaurant sitting there on the corner, the color palette of the interior against the somber sky, and the type font of the sign's logo... all conspired to force a recollection of some event in my past life that brought me pause.
But my Bride said: "c'mon! It's really good!". So I relented.
Greeted at the door by a trifecta of Blonde Gorgeousness, my mindset relented just a bit. We were seated immediately.
The venue, like just about EVERY restaurant nowadays, was fitted entirely with hard surfaces, and thus was inordinately loud, as if it had been specifically-engineered to make the guests uncomfortable, and increase the turnover rate at the tables. Not assisting this - everyone we spoke with (employees) did not project their voices AT ALL, causing quite a few "please repeat that's?" and so forth. And I continued that with my wife, sitting across from me at the table - most of the time, I simply could not hear her.
I will (and *DO, OFTEN!*) happily report overly loud venues to the correct Authorities. I pulled out my dBm meter and checked - they were within bounds. Gia Mia is loud, but not unlawfully. The music was on, but never called itself to attention by being too loud. Kudos there!
The menu was well-varied, and took a bit of study: many of the items involved cream sauces. I'm allergic to cream and similar foods. Kudos to the head chef - they identified each item for me on the menu, and saved me a good deal of interrogation (or worse results after the meal).
I'm not a Restaurant Critic, except when complimenting of exorcizing venues on Yelp ("for the Greater Good") - but their menu seemed nicely varied. Pleasant to see!
In the end, my Bride and I appetized with the Calamari Fritti (versus Griglia, which I prefer). So, I was a bit bummed when it arrived, breaded and fried. But, no worries! Chef knows his game - for Fried Calamari, this must rank as the BEST I've ever had. The breading texture, seasoning, crunch, and - ah, "enjoyability" were simply sublime. Just the RIGHT touch of salt, no ostentation here. Perfect! We also split some meatballs, veal, which were magnificent.
My Bride ordered a pasta dish, which looked wonderful (and she advised that it WAS), as I debated the menu yet again. This being my first visit to Gia Mia, I decided to take a chance, and ordered the Bruno pizza.
Now, I'm a native of Washington DC. Growing up, I had always heard that "for good Pizza, you have to go to Chicagoland!". There was a venue in DC, the kind with the Mob Room in back, that I frequented for years, whose "Cosa Nostra" Pizza was the BEST. Not on the menu; you had to know to ask for it.
Life brought me to Chicagoland in 2014, and for the past 11 years, I've been diligently seeking that "really, REALLY good Pizza". I hadn't found it. I'm not a fan of deep dish, either.
Then, in front of me landed "the Bruno". Now HERE's a Pizza that met the mark. Simply the FINEST Pizza I've had since 2014. Thin crust, crispy, hot, with EXACTLY the right proportions of each component. Eating it is tricky: without the usual "too much tomato paste that turns adhesive during cooking, glueing all the components into a single, flavorless mass", the components of the Bruno are different: they WILL fly off the Pizza as you eat it. By the same logic, each flavor stands out on the palette as a separate taste and texture, gloriously melded by Chef into a unified experience. "This," quipped I, "is a really, REALLY good Pizza!"
Again -I'm not a food critic. I DO have high standards: I'm older and have earned the right to be crochety. But I despise writing bad reviews, and gladly write-off "single episode bad experiences", because EVERYONE is working to feed their families, and are entitled to having a bad day. We're all in this life together.
On the flip side though - when a restaurant and their Staff come through with a really unique and pleasant experience, I feel I owe it to them to let the world know. With Gia Mia, I have happy occasion to write a nice review.
You have been thus advised!
Summing up: their prices were fair, portions excellent, service excellent (but need to learn to project their voices), food excellent and deserving of Award. The dining environment so-so: way too loud. A good place to go if you want to be alone, with nobody talking to you. I'd weigh them as Six Stars for the magnificent Pizza, withholding one for the noise, so Five Stars here.
The triad of Blonde Gorgeousness was no longer available for viewing as we left, close to Closing Time. We emerged back into the drear night, well fed. Thanks!