Ah ranch the boxy pizza of 90's video games. I was very skeptical eating here as I'm more of a wood fired Neapolitan type of gal, but the deep dish pizza here is good! I really liked how soft and airy the dough is but crispy due to the pointy edges. It's the perfect game night or lazy week day type of pizza. I would definitely buy these pizzas if I have to feed a bunch of kids or at adult functions. It retains its crunchy crust for a while. 5/5 would return read more

Ranch - Ricotta, fennel sausage and sun dried tomatoes. And a hefty side of ranch. - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

A quarter pizza from ranch with ranch always hits the spots. It's quite rich as far as pizza goes. The ranch is crazyyyy good clearly made in house (would be weird if it weren't haha) Love this place. Cure and clean. read more

It's a big barn of a place with picnic table style seating, and an outside patio with more of the same. Order at the counter and they give you a pager to come pick it up when ready. There's no soda fountain, order a soft drink and they hand you a 12 oz. can. Pizza is square, 1/4 pie is enough to satisfy most people. Crust is thick, the ingredients are good quality and the results are very tasty. I ordered a #4, and it was good, but not piping hot out of the oven, more like it sat a while. Over all very tasty, will repeat. Oh, and yes, the homemade ranch is very tasty. read more

Ranch - Veggie - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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It's just phenomenal pizza. The care they put into the toppings is next level. It's not just canned pineapple, it's hand cut and drained - non-soggy pineapple. It's not just ranch, it's homemade and garlicky-ive yet to find better. They next-level every ingredient they add to your pizza. They don't skimp. Not on quality or quantity. If you like Detroit Style pizza, I'm not sure you'll find better on the West Coast. read more

Ranch - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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The pizza was good, but the irony of a place named 'Ranch' being so light on the ranch was shocking. You only get two small containers with a whole pie, and if you want more, you'd better have exact change because the staff was very blunt about not being able to provide any back. Between the 30-minute wait in an empty shop and the rude customer service, the good food wasn't enough to carry the experience past a 2.5 star rating read more

Came in late the other day and they were ok with taking our order. The pizza was airy and light even though it was thick. Crunchy edges and the right amount cheese and sauce. But the Ranch sauce it came with, was to die for!!! Never ate ranch with a pizza before because I enjoy eating pizzas without it, but this one is different. read more

Wow, this bad boy was serious. When they handed me this box I thought they handed me a box full of encyclopedias. To my surprise there was a pizza in there. Also to my surprise, the pizza was fantastic. It's a heavy and filling pizza. Hunker down and be ready to stuff yourself. This had everything I wanted. It's a Detroit style situation but more dense. It's the real deal. That's all I'll say. I don't need to get into much more detail (4.7 Stars) read more

Ranch - #4 Whole Pie - DEKUM - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Detroit style pizza with at least two locations, but a little bit on the higher end of pricing. I ordered online and it said it would be ready quicker than I expected, nice! You can choose quarter, half, or full pies. I got a half and half pie. "Hawaiian" split with "#4" Of course I added two ranch! I said to myself 'it better be good with this name'! It was delicious! They even hooked it up ;) much appreciated!! The pizza is phenomenal! Thick, crispy, buttery crust with quality ingredients smothering the top! Not all may love it, but the pineapple is super fresh! Watch out for the jalapeños, you are going to need that ranch! I even got a message once ready for pickup. read more

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Hands down, the best pizza I've eaten in Portland. I almost dropped the box because of how crazy heavy the pizza was, and yet, somehow, the Sicilian-style pizza is crazy light. You can eat a ton without feeling stuffed. The sauce is rich and flavorful and it has the perfect combination of cheese. I am normally not a fan of crust, but this pizza takes all of the toppings to the edge, and, with the way it's cooked, the crust crispy, but still airy. Ironically, with this pizza, it's my favorite part! Erg, maybe it's my favorite part of the pizza specifically, because the real winner is their ranch dressing. It's insanely flavorful, and seasoned just right. It's so good, they even sell it by itself! I highly recommend you give them a try. read more

Ranch - Quarter Cheese - DEKUM x4 with extra ranch :) - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Best pizza I ever had that crunch is amazing !!! It's a little overpriced but overall so so good

Picked up a pizza and it literally had NO cheese on it. We deconstructed the the entire pie, not a sliver of cheese. SO disappointing for nearly $40 bucks. read more

Ranch - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Fun little neighborhood find, especially for someone who does not live in the neighborhood. I was working in Portland and figured I would spend the afternoon between finishing work and waiting for my flight having a bite out towards the airport. Looking through Yelp!, this was in the right area and the food looked good. The pizza is tasty. I could have probably gone with a slice and a half, (a 3/8s), but I had to settle for a 1/4, which was fine. It is a nice square thick crust pie, with ample toppings (I got the veggie). If I were a local, I would probably eat here reasonably often. read more

So glad I finally tried Ranch. It is rave worthy! Beware of the Calabrian peppers, maybe ask for less. The crust is perfectly crisp. Service was prompt. Thankfully went on off time and day (Wednesday evening). No one was in there, which was perfect for getting our order quickly. read more

Ranch - Quarter plant based Pepperoni - DEKUM - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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Some people like to dip their pizza in ranch. Some people love to dip their pizza in ranch. Some people LOVE to dip their pizza in ranch. I never thought about doing so until a friend recommended this place. Then I tasted the ranch. And the pizza. And I wanted to consume my weight's worth of each!! Get here now. Order the pepperoni. Order the one with the ricotta cheese. Get the ranch. Drink the ranch. You won't regret any of it. Also, super nice staff. Very chill vibe. read more

Ranch pizza never fails me. Hot, fresh, and delicious every single time. Service is friendly and pretty quick. Their ranch is incredible which I'm so happy about. This is a must have whenever I'm in Portland. read more

Horribly bought a whole pizza and it was all burnt I ate part of it and through out the rest of the pizza it was nasty super salty and burnt for whatever reason there was already Parmesan cheese & peppers on it looks like it was a return they heated it up burning it then served it. I'd be willing to remove this feedback if they are willing to make it right but I also feel like people should know I didn't have to experience this and no one else should either read more

Ranch - Cheese Whole Pie - DEKUM - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Can't count how many times I've eaten ranch pizza. My favorites are the classic pepperoni and the Hawaiian so delicious.

The folks over at Ranch really need to get their shit together. I ordered ahead, and got there a little early. When I checked in the server said it'd be about 8 minutes. I bought a soda and sat down to wait. While sitting there the two people working were arguing the whole time. About 8 minutes after I arrived one of them brought out a pizza and set it on the counter, just a few feet away from me, but didn't say anything to me. I figured it was someone else's, but after waiting another 15 minutes I finally asked if my order was done yet. The mystery pizza was actually mine and no one had bothered to tell me, or call out my name or even click the "order ready" button on the square site. Luckily it wasn't cold yet, but it would've been by the time I got home so I had to eat it there. Communication is key, and these folks definitely don't have it. read more

5/5 would recommend. This place exceeded my expectations. Delicious Detroit style pizza, hefty portions, and perfect for sharing! Great price ($9.50 - price will vary depending on pizza type). Although I felt like their flavor options were very limited. I ended up ordering the 2 quarter size Number Four (sausage, ricotta, chilies). The pizza was a soft focaccia like bread. Lots of toppings. Super cheesy and paired with the free house made ranch was absolutely delicious. I even had leftovers! Service was speedy quick! Staff were helpful and nice. Ambiance was inviting. I would def come back! read more

Ranch - Number Four {sausage, ricotta, and chilies) - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

After a day of adventure, we came back to the city with an appetite. Ranch PDX is a small joint with 4-5 small tables inside, along with wall bar-style seating + additional outdoor tables. You order up front, then are given a # and seat yourself. You also grab your own utensils in the back then buss your table after by placing your dishes in labeled containers + tossing scraps + boxing your leftovers. Party of 2 opted for classic pep 12" to share. We had an appetite, but still had two pieces to spare. A 12" could probably be shared between 3 people and be sufficient. Lotsss of pep + two free sides of small ranch! Complimentary water in the back to help yourself with. All in all, good eats. read more

Ranch - Pepperoni 12" - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

We had a late lunch here on a weekday. Our order included three quarters (plain, with bacon, and the number four). The toppings were generous and I was impressed that the bacon was thick cut, REAL bacon, not the bacon bits I've come to expect. The pizza was all perfectly done and the ranch they served it with tasted housemade and delicious. The sauce had great flavor and the crust was the perfect consistency. I also appreciate the patience and kindness of the staff. We had a rambunctious toddler with us and they were great! read more

The best in town. Especially in Vancouver. Best tasting and best price. You can buy a slice and not be forced into buying a $30 pie. I just want one lunch. Detroit style and delish. read more

Ranch - Pepperoni slice!! Yummmm.. - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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My daughter requested we go to the place with "the square pizza". She's very vocal for a 6 year old and knows what she likes. I'm going to say that Ranch PDX is quickly becoming a pizza staple in our family despite the drive from Vancouver. We order ahead online and the timing is pretty much spot on. Upon arrival the service is great. We were attended to quickly and the food was out just in time. It was quiet around the early dinner hour and we were able to have a nice sit down with a couple slices of our favorites. I love their Hawaiian bc they spice it up with some jalapeños. My daughter of course loves their pepperoni. It's hard to beat this place. Their ranch is also amazing. Definitely recommend you all give this spot a try! read more

Ranch - Hawaiian Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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What happened to one of my favorite pizza spots in Portland? - no more cocktails, they used to make a wonderful Boulevardier that complemented pizza oh so well. - no more bottles of Calabrian chili oil. This set them apart from the pack. - no cash Good service and pizza was still delicious, but was served lukewarm. read more

Ranch - Pass on that soda. - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Incredible pizza! The perfect crust, the perfect, curled up pepperoni, slightly spicy red sauce, plus a side of ranch. The service was kind and quick. It's a small location with quirky decor. Highly suggest giving this place a try. read more

THIS IS THE BEST PIZZA I HAVE EVER HAD!!! It is seriously so flavorful and the crust is just so tasty! We tried the pepperoni pizza and it has crushed garlic and Parmesan cheese on top as well as basil. The garlic really sets this pizza apart and just adds so much flavor. The pizza already comes with 4 ranch cups which is perfect! Their ranch is homemade and you can certainly tell. The ranch is Just so flavorful and pairs perfectly with the pizza. I wish I lived in Portland so I could eat more of this pizza. read more

Ranch - Whole Pepperoni Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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Also, came to this location and normally I'm not a fan of square pizza but this was really good. Had a square slice with pesto and beef and it was amazing. Another thing, this place converted me from being a blue cheese guy into a ranch guy.....or at least ranch from this place read more

Ranch - Pesto and beef pizza - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Very cute little pizza restaurant, with simple decorations and simple pizzas. We ordered a whole pie with pepperoni, pineapple, and mushrooms. The pizza had a nice crispy crust, and the pineapple was fresh, not canned. The pizza is very bready, with light cheese. The bread to cheese ratio seemed a bit off, but otherwise the flavors were delicious and there was an abundance of toppings, and pizzas come with a side of ranch dressing. Staff was very friendly. Pro Tip: If you like a cheesier pizza, make sure to request extra cheese because the normal amount is pretty light. read more

Ranch - Whole Pepperoni, mushroom, and pineapple pizza - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Excellent light focaccia crust and a good amount of toppings. Place an order at the counter, wait with your number and either eat in there (noisy, no views) or take it to go like I did. read more

Ranch - Quarter Pepperoni Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Great neighborhood pizza place! Yummy customizable deep dish style pizzas and slices. Grab a (NA) beer and eat in or at their tables outside! We had a great time yesterday on a sunny Portland spring afternoon!! Owner was super friendly and attentive! Love the crispy cheese lace! read more

Hidden gem. Possibly the best pizza that I've had so far in Portland. Style is square, thick, always fresh. read more

Ranch - Menu - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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60 bucks delivered for a pizza from Door Dash. Got the wrong pizza. Zero way of sending a new one. Was promised by "Will" that'd id get a refund. My problem is with Door Dash, call them. "Mike" the real manger will call me when he has time. "Will" tried to drop the 20 years of restaurant experience line on me, insulting me further. On top of it, it's not "Detroit Style" it's a mediocre knock off. Bunch of hacks, period. read more

Very disappointed with the pizzas. Just flavorless bread, barely any tomato sauce. We got a quarter of the #4 and the Hawaiian. The bread sticks were decent, didn't like the marinara sauce. Each pizza did come with ranch, I think it was ranch it was some sort of ranch yogurt dip. read more

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Incredible Detroit-style pizza. But their ranch is by far the best I've ever had. I come in and buy it by the pint to take home! It's ridiculous. They also sell great coffee. Come check this place out! read more

I'm a big fan of Ex Novo's Detroit style pizza so I've been eager to try Ranch too! It definitely lived up to the hype. The location inside Baerlic Brewing is nice! It's a large space with plenty of tables and not TOO loud. Family friendly as proven by the many children running around on the Saturday night I visited The pizza is really good! You get a pretty big pizza for a good price. I thought they'd be smaller like Ex Novo serves, so my group of 4 ordered 2 pizzas but we could have had one and it would be plenty. It's so crispy and flavorful. I had pepperoni and tried a seasonal one with potato and garlic cream sauce. Very tasty ranch too (obviously). read more

Really amazing staff!! I accidentally ordered veggie instead of vegan. They remade the pizza at no extra cost even though it was my mistake. Super friendly. And of course great pizza. read more

Fantastic and filling pizza! We for sure ordered waaay too much but loved it all. Pizza was delicious and salad was awesome. We left so full. Staff was friendly and helpful and we will be back! read more

Ranch - Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Awesome Detroit style pizza, very excellent service and friendly staff, and tons of locations throughout the PDX metro. The menu is simple, but if you're in the mood for pizza and a draft, this is your spot. read more

The BEST PIZZA in Portland Area. I loved the roasted garlic ---it was amazing!!!! The flavor of everything was so fresh and delicious

While waiting for the Beaverton location to open, I decided to try out their NW location. I love ranch with my pizza so bonus that it's included. I ordered the whole pie pepperoni and it came with 2 ranch containers! I was craving this square style pizza and was blown away by the amount of pepperoni on the pizza too, so good! Definitely satisfied my craving. The dough was so fluffy and the crust was perfection. I ordered online and picked up in-store and was in and out very quickly, the online system was easy to navigate. I ordered a side of the basil vinaigrette, you should try it at least once! I can't wait for their Beaverton location to open up, I will be there! read more