Back in 2010, my wife (the early adopter in the family), was futzing around on the internet, and found a thing she called a Yelp review. Apparently, people go to places, then write little stories about their experiences for other people to read. I remember being pretty blown away by what a cool idea this was. Peers offering their impressions and opinions to peers. Pretty brilliant.
Anyway, this review she read to me was from someone in Seattle, and the gist of it was: whatever you're doing right now, wherever you are, get in your car, and drive to Bellingham. Don't think about it. Just do it. And when you get there, find Pel' Meni Dumplings, and hold on tight. Because you're about to experience one of the most amazing things that has ever been put in a mouth, anywhere on the planet.
And I thought to myself? Whoa. I live in Bellingham. Where the hell is this place, and how do I get summa that in MY life? So we hopped in the car, only to find a skinny little spot tucked between a flower store and a used clothing boutique, across from a paint store, that we had passed a thousand times without noticing.
Fancy? Nuh uh. Menu? Don't got one. Your choice is digital. Get dumplings with meat in them. Get dumplings without meat. Those have potatoes in them.
Green salad? Not here. Side dishes? Um, nope. You apparently didn't get the digital part of my story. It's like that classic Saturday Night Live skit with John Belushi. Cheebugger, cheebugger, cheep, cheep. No hambugger. No fry.
They do dumplings. Thassit. But they do them so well, it's just perfection.
Walk in. Order a meat, and a potato. Step back. They're going to put them in boiling water for you and you're going to wait about five minutes. Flip through their giant vinyl collection, maybe put something on the turntable.
When the dumplings are ready, ask for the sour cream. It's free. They'll give you a couple slices of homemade rye bread. Also no charge.
Then fill a little plastic cup with hot sauce, and another one with vinegar. Squeeze bottles are on the counter. Pay like 12 bucks to the person behind the counter, leave them a nice tip, then find a table and open up your little clamshell of amazingness.
It's then that you will have an involuntary reaction. Your eyes are going to roll back in your head. This is OK. You'll shiver just a little bit. Don't panic. You won't have any control over this, but it's fine. Remember to chew. Focus. Come back to the sound of my voice. And put another of these steaming bliss pillows in your mouth. Repeat as necessary. Or until your dumplings are gone. Then thank me. Because the little morsel assaulting your taste buds and finding its' way to your stomach has just changed your life. Forever.
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