I have absolutely had enough of this place. For the past 2 years I have been taking friends here on a regular basis, 2-3 times a week. I didn't mind that the waitresses dress like a harem of dominatrix and act like they absolutely hate you and just spat in your food.... I overlooked the many times we were swamped with flies, the long waits, the lack of ketchup and Diet coke, the bad word of mouth about mean wait staff, the forgotten drinks, the beyond subpar service, attitude, and pretentiousness of the whole place simply because the food was good. That being said, the food is very very good! However, I finally reached my limit with the unbelievably rude waitresses with the most appalling attitudes. Of course, I've been abused by them before... I even saw one rolling their eyes at an elderly/disabled hard of hearing man when he took too long to order...but my last visit there absolutely takes the cake. We come in and wait (no problem) and are finally sat. We wait a very long time to get service, which I can totally get over because they were full.... We order the drinks finally and try to order the food when the waitress runs off and ignores our segway what we want to eat after we've sat there 18 minutes. She comes back finally, no drinks. We order. We continue to wait for a very long time when finally the drinks come and then the food comes out almost seconds later. My friends food didn't have the avocado it advertised on the menu and I overlooked the fact that amongst the fruit was a huge orange rind which is inedible, but whatever...no biggie. We are low maintenence and just glad there is finally food in front of us. I always ask for the side dispenser of honey to put in my tea and on my GFY. When she drops the food I said "Can I please have the honey dispenser" and she snaps "YOU HAVE A SIDE OF HONEY RIGHT THERE!" as she points to the tiny ramekin of honey that equals about 2 tablespoons and continues walking away in one swoop. I think in my head... whatever, you know they are like this... its your fault because you keep coming back. We literally don't see the waitress again. All this is generally normal and representative of a typical encounter there. However, things quickly made a sharp left turn into 'Oh Hell No!' territory. My friend finishes her coffee and asks a girl who is wiping down the table next to us if she can have a refill since we havent seen the waitress for 15 minutes and when we try to get her attention when she runs by, she ignores us.(Again, trying to be understanding we are like.... 'Im sure shes really busy and stressed") The girl says "Ummm... welll........ ummmmmm. Im not your server.,,, Ill have to go ask her." She then comes back and kinda ignores us...goes back to wiping down the table. My friend says "Oh... um hehe... can I have the coffee?" in a really timid polite way. She replies. "No". We shared this awkward second like... oh is she kidding or.. lol. She picks up where she left off after a pause, making it the most uncomfortable 5 seconds in history. "We're closed!" she snaps. In a state of somewhat shock I responded "oh... you are?". And she, with the worst 14 year old eye attitude that you would only expect on a bootcamp teen Maury episode says " Ummm yeah! That's why Im putting the chairs up! We close at 2 and its after 2" . Mind you, there were still people in the restaurant and we were still eating our food. So even though 90% of our time spent there was waiting for coffee we put our forks down right then and there, put cash on the table, and left. And to be honest, I am actually a really reasonable person. If they would have said "Im sorry! We actually just finished our last brew. There is no more" (I mean geez... at least lie to me) or showed any apologetic undertones whatsoever, I would at least try to understand if that's the policy... but she was seriously the rudest person Ive ever encountered in the food service industry. We were being completely pleasant and she was talking to us like we were absolute idiots that were completely beneath her, even though Ive probably spent $180+/month there for 2-3 years. Even though I know the girls here are all trying to achieve that hipster ironic Nihilist "Daria" attitude, a line needs to be drawn when they are so blatantly rude to their paying, loyal customers. Ive probably seen the same waitresses over 100 times and they never even act warm or that they recognize you. It bothered me so much that I actually made a yelp account just to get this off my chest. You need a whole new waitstaff, Orphan, or at least a serious attitude adjustment. Let me know when I don't have to be scared of the mean waitresses anymore and I will come back maybe. read more