I'm just going to add to the nice group of bad ratings this place already got after last nights experience. Dear Mr. "Management" in grey tacky suit. I hope you really pride yourself on the people you actually do treat with respect because you are scum. Lay off the coke. Sincerely, -Every person who has a functioning brain. keyword functioning. Last night 9/6/14 came in for 5 minutes, asked tacky grey suit "how long is the wait for a table?" , he completely freaked out brought me to the front of the place for him to yell at me "WHAT DID I SAY TO YOU WHEN YOU FIRST GOT IN?!?" (as if I were a child) and I replied, completely caught off guard, "nothing, I never spoke to you. ever." I already forgave myself for being THAT polite to that "man" I grabbed my friends and got the hell out of there. unfortunately, the ghetto folks will forever keep that place alive. read more

If I could give Zero stars I definitely would watch your bag and the bathroom in this facility is NOT good at all needs renovation, I feel us females need to know this before entering an establishment. Should've did my own research before heading here. read more

If I can give this place a negative 5 star review I'll do that! I went there with 5 people and sat on a table and ordered main dishes for everyone, appetizers, drinks and 6 hookahs and half way through eating, the bald manager walked up to us and asked if we are going to order bottles or not with the worst attitude! When we said no we won't because we are eating and some of us already had wine glasses. The manager then said he will get us the check and need to hurry up as he needed the table. WE WERE STILL EATING!!!!!!!!!! Horrible place I would never step foot there again!! read more

"Are ya'll here with any ladies'? - asks the bouncer at the door "Yeah man they're just parking their car"- I reply lyingly And that's how we were able to get in on a Saturday night at 10pm to a place that was nowhere NEXT to packed. (I would say maybe 5 occupied tables in total). -Spot itself is huge, gives me a slight ratchet vibe (many latinas with short dresses hand-in-hand with their "macho" boyfriends) -Hookah itself was decent, I've had stronger, I don't remember what flavor I tried -Drinks were strong (by drink # 2, I was feeling buzzed--Had a Red Devil drink) -Within the hour the DJ turned it up with some really good tunes--half of it were ratchet current Hot 97 songs other half old-school hip hop with reggae ton -Bill: Inexpensive In all honesty, not a dressy night-club city vibe, more like a very casual night out with your crew, not the best night you'll ever have and not the worst. read more

Melody is alright, its very spacious and laid back, when I went a few weeks ago hookah was 10$ which is slightly higher then most places in Astoria. When I got my hookah the hose was really dirty, as if it was rusting ( which is possible ) I told him to give me a new one. But all he did was blow in it and that was about it. Avoid this place on the weekends for the simple fact they charge a cover charge to get it, what kind of crap is that? a cover charge for a hookah spot? You be the judge of that. Over all its a "meh" type of place. read more

Melody is a fun hookah bar with live Arabic music and belly dancers on the weekend. It has a really sexy atmosphere and its one of the only places on Steinway that you can drink and smoke hookah. However, they are kinda shady about what they charge you. Twice I have had issues; the first time was a Sunday night and our bill was $42 and I was going to put it on my credit card. The waitress told us that there was a $50 minimum, so I asked her to bring us some bottles of water to get us to $50. She not only did that, but also increased her gratuity to 25%. When we asked why she said that her boss told her to because it was Sunday and there was live music. I wanted to keep the itemized receipt for proof, but she chased me down after I left the restaurant saying that I could not keep it. The second time I went there on a Thursday night and they added gratuity for a group of 4 people. They also told us that we had to leave before midnight or we would have to pay cover of $10/person... even though we had already been sitting there smoking hookahs and the place was half empty. The atmosphere and the place is really cool, but just be advised when you go here to bring cash, and make sure you take a second look at all charges on your bill. read more

I've passed by this place over 100 times and then one night I decided to give it a try. My friend and I decided to have a ladies night out and Melody made it onto the list of stops. After eating and having drinks elsewhere, we stopped in for some cocktails and hookah before we went clubbing in the city. Upon entering, it looks like a really trendy, club like, restaurant lounge and they have a DJ on the weekend. We stopped in because of the "Late Night Happy Hour 6p -4a". A fresh fruit hookah was only $10 and the drinks were $6. They also had shots for $4 and buy 2 get 1 free on the hookah. I was pleased because the brand of hookah they use is my absolute favorite. I'd recommend Melody for a simple girls night out or a small group hang out. The music is ok, the DJ was ok, the hookah was good (but it started dying out quickly), I didn't drink but my friend said that her drink was ok. I also noticed that they serve food here as well. If you decide to go to Melody, go for the happy hour. BTW... they add the tip to the bill in advance read more

Dragged here again- kicking and screaming over the weekend. It was DEAD at 10pm.... Then ppl started coming in. Mixed crowd- dressy to way undressed. Great attentive, flirty server. Drank and smoked ( hookah) quite a bit... That's when owner came by and said buy more drinks or leave please. He said he had to make MORE money. It was busy but after having a tab of $230 we should be able to relax and dance.... Luckily it was getting late and we were shot..... Last review. This place has potential but still lacks customer service!!! I don't wanna come back!!! read more

Melody Cafe - Pineapple hookah- smooth.. Nice - Hookah Bars Near Me - Astoria, New York

I'm a bartender and have worked various lounges so I get what the staff have to go through but good God, this place sucks. Went here with three of my girl friends on a Friday night around 11 pm and as we approached the establishment there were FIVE bouncers at the door. Why that many? I have no idea. Like many other reviewers stated - the bouncers are rude and downright annoying. One of my friends stands at 5", so one of the bouncers asked her to make a pose. I could tell she was humiliated and when she refused, he persisted and got upset when she didn't and even told her at one point he wouldn't let her in. Another bouncer asked me to smile before I was allowed in as well. Like I said, annoying. We finally were let in and seated at a table with the lounge couches as opposed to the seats. We ended up buying a bottle, hookah and the appetizer sampler and the bill came up to 300+ which included gratuity. We tried to split the bill between the four of us but was told they didn't do that. Later on, the server said we could split the bill into two then three. Which one is it? I get that splitting bills and using multiple cards is annoying but if you're going to get an 18% (50+) gratuity just for bringing my bottle, juice and some cups the least you could do is that. Mind you, it wasn't busy at 11 pm, maybe 6 table tops. We finished the bottle around 2 pm, 3 hours into being there and the server had come by and asked us to move since we weren't drinking anything anymore and is trying to flip the table. I understand but when I asked where would we be moving to, he pointed towards a table for 2 (we were 4) that was already occupied by other people. ????. I ended up blowing him off but did buy another round of drinks, went up to the bar myself and ordered a whiskey sour and 2 Hennessy and red bulls. The bill came up to $53 including a $8 tip for the bartender. I'm a bartender so I know what's going into my drink. She poured a house liquor, bottom shelf whiskey. Then proceeded to use an energy drink from the gun which is just a bootleg of every quality drink out there (coke isn't from Coca Cola, it's something else. You get the idea) If I'm paying almost $15 per drink, I expect top shelf liquor and Red Bull from a can. However, the dj played a lot of good music. Bus boys were on point with messes, spills and picking up unwanted plates or cups. Hookah boys came by regularly to change the coal. Even though my server kind of annoyed me in the beginning, he would check on me and would strike conversations with me throughout the night and the place seemed pretty organized. Ive been here multiple occasions and it could be a hit or miss. If you could get passed everything mentioned above, it's an OK place to spend your weekend nights. Personally, I tend to avoid it. Heard there's a happy hour during the weekdays, worth checking that out. Maybe it being less busy, the service would be a lot better. read more

Came on a Thursday night. Decent amount of blended music with hip hop and reggaeton. Buffalo wings are good and hookah last long. However the hookah is not that strong. Place was clean. read more

Don't let the big black bouncers from the strip club next door scare you. It is $10 cover OR $25 per person on a sat nite, but "fresh hookah" is awesome, music IS loud, belly dancers are cute n they do serve liquor ps: ok, it is bit ghetto :) read more

Owner is TRASHHHHHH. Purchased a bottle and shots and drinks and 4 hookahs. After about 2 hours we were winding down and relaxing and enjoying the music. At this point we spent over $500. The owner then comes around and tells an employee "they're not ordering any more drinks, they're done" and then the employee proceeded to take our hookahs away. Again, the owner or manager or whoever he is, is completely garbage. I hope he is removed from his position. On this same night, somebody got kicked out for trying to fight that same person. Now I see why. HORRIBLE end to what was a seemingly a great night. read more

I'm extremely upset how my night end up with this place extremely money hungry place me and my friend tried to enjoy a mature night we didnt want to get drunk we brought a bottle and maybe about six drinks and just when we started to enjoy the night the waiter told us to relocated when we stop buying drinks because as a group we do not over drink so we did not need another bottle they ruined the night for us after spending over 600 dollars for just four people and they just moved us off the table this is the third time.they treated us like this an I tell you in over they this place read more

If you have any class, stay away from this place. One of the worst nightlife experience I ever had. As we were seated, we waited almost 40 min for drinks in a near empty bar. The reason is the staff was drinking themselves and favoring their friends need rather than hosting to the customers. We saw a staff continually going by the dj booth and taking shots. When I ask for my check and expressed my concern, the staff literally tried to go outside and fight me. Even the bouncer was one sided and followed us to the car. The manager did identified with the problem and apologized repeatedly but it seems that he had no control of the place either as none of his staff listened to him. read more

I am editing my review since I saw and had a bad experience with the owner of the place, he deals, replies and fights with clients like he is a teenager, instead letting the security do their job and deal with clients, he just needs to let them know about the problem. After all, who gives a f@%$ who he is and what he thinks he is, be happy about the clients bringing you business and threat them very well, not make them feel like sh@$#. Two stars just for the previous review. read more

Melody Cafe - Hookah Bars Near Me - Astoria, New York

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Was thinking about throwing my birthday party here , but the security outside very nasty attitudes the lounge next door to Crystal lounge is definitely a better spot all around read more

Melody, yeah, it was a pretty mediocre experience that I've had here on separate occasions. It's one of the biggest hookah lounges, good space for dancing, they usually have some foo' singing on Saturday nights, lol, which is great entertainment. You know what, now that I think of it...Melody's is alright (just bumped this review from 2 to 3 stars) I remember getting on the dance floor with my cousin and her boyfriend (and we were the only the hispanics that night) and they were doing their Arabic dances and integrated us into the dance, that was pretty neat. Now, the non pleasant experience, cover charge that nobody in our party was notified at the door and received notice of on the bill; being rushed out the table or forced to buy more things in order to keep the table; receiving that $100+ bill for one regular hookah and 4 smoothies... yeah no, we don't play that bump up our bill game...made sure that went straight down to $50ish. I don't remember how the hookah was, obviously not memorable...hmmm *focuses in on memory* Cherry or strawberry? It was good...I do remember one of the girls in our group hassling the hookah man to change our coal and stuff, so it must have been burning out quickly. Smoothie was great, remember drinking that down pretty quickly. Alcoholic beverages are served but never had one so can't comment on that. Maybe I'll give Melody's another try though, it might have changed since the last time I went. read more

I have only been there on two occasions, and they were each very different. The first time was very busy and we were seated next to the door which made it very cold. Before even coming in my bf and I were carded and he was full on patted down. The guy at the door was towering over him (at least a good foot or more taller than me) while making a request for some "hot coco" to the other bouncer. It was the funniest thing. The men at the door seem scary, but all they want is some coco and donuts.... Anyways the music was on and the hookah was good. Joe Budden was in the building, but not even his Love and Hip Hop fame could get him any attention. Line to the bathroom was long (one bathroom stall for women, and one for men). I think they could add another one for good measure. The second time we went, it seemed closed and we were the only ones in there. Granted it was like 6pm on a weekday. The DJ was starting to set up by the time we decided to leave. I can say it is a very big space, has good quality music (mostly hip hop, rap, reggeaton). Drinks are fairly priced and good. They have a variety of hookah flavors and the service is not the best when crowded, but they do get busy and granted they may be understaffed so I will not hold it against them. I would recommend it, mainly because I have not experienced such a "unique" and lively vibe anywhere else aside from Washington Heights in similar establishments. read more

So, my first review on Yelp....Where do I begin? I guess i'll start with my first impression of Melody Cafe upon entering.....what seemed to be a middle eastern neighborhood, I expected to see more middle eastern people filling this huge space. Apart from a few huddles of hookah smokin' regulars, there wasnt much goin on...never a good sign. Then again it was a monday night, I give you that Melody. Yet, I was pleasantly surprised. I sat in my quaint little corner, a comfy corner booth laden with pillows. I ordered moroccan tea to drink. I recommend drinking this tea with your meal if you would like an example of simplicity=divinity. Mint steeped in a plain tea. Delicious. My favorite part of this experience. The falafel. Amazing. Though I am italian, I must admit I have a certain affinity for these savory fried treats. I have had them plenty of times, at plenty of places. I must admit that Melody Cafe has given me a reason to drive from Staten Island to Astoria. Huge, round falafel....Golden crispy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside.....Perfect thing to indulge in before an hour long hookah session, sinking deeper into my moroccan style booth. Sipping my Moroccan tea, smoking my hookah with fresh pineapple and peaches....Bisaha Melody Cafe'! read more

The hookahs are pretty harsh.... We ordered a fresh fruit pineapple with peach hookah...and it was eeh I coughed a lot because it was so harsh and the waiters were fixing it but it still wasn't smooth. We also ordered a coconut hookah, still harsh too. The place is pretty big, with a few couches against the wall and the standard table and chairs in the middle. The service was good. read more

One star goes to the Dj for the music & Elijah, the very nice bouncer who apologized on behalf of his ignorant boss. I walked in with three of my girlfriends waiting to be seated. I asked the owner if we order food, would we be able to be seated. He replied hastily, "no." I then asked if we needed to purchase a bottle in order to be seated and quickly snapped at me saying "don't tell me what to do." Here's what to do; get some rogaine, ease up on the cologne shower & learn some professional business mannerisms you RUDE old man. There was NO need to respond in that manner when all we asked was to be seated. We left immediately and will not be recommending this place to anyone. read more

Was here on Halloween with friends and they were rude as can be. Couldn't even serve my friend a glass of water. All employees come off as miserable. Only thing enjoyable was the DJ. Hence 2 stars. read more

This is my favorite hookah spot in queens. I go here different nights of the week. It's funny to read these reviews cause I've experienced the opposite & I'm BLACK!!! I mean let's not forget every place has the right to be selective. The owner is always nice & seems to cater to his guest in his way. I'll never forget how he came & made my dude stand up to move his seat closer to me so we weren't talking to each other across the table. He always says hi to me & greets who ever I'm with. The staff is always nice & never neglects me. I go at least 1x a week. Besides I'm there to smoke hookah & chill. I could careless about the owner. Most places I go I don't know who owns the spot anyway. GREAT HOOKAH!!! SHOUTOUT TO THE BOUNCERS ELIJAH & MACK!!!! I love the one with beard too read more

If I could give a 0 star, I would. First, the bartender said everyone in the table have to get a drink because we sitting in a table. He said, "you're taking up the space if you didn't." Wth I have never heard of that.. and on top of that the waiter was mad rude. I personally didn't wanna drink and convinces me to get orange juice like gtfo. Like your place sucks, and the waiter sucks. Goodbye. Terrible management. read more

This place is terrible. Rude staff and it's over priced there. Avoid at all cost. Me and my friend got charged a $20 cover fee but the people in front of us did not. I paid the $20 no problem but when we got inside the place was dead. Also they charge u like $13 for a mixed drink that's watered down. There are other better places in Astoria. read more

I only went once and the bouncers were actually sweet to my girlfriend and I. It's fun inside I went on a Friday night around 2am. My issue was that they add tip to the bill! We went straight to the bar as soon as we got in and ordered 2 shots. If you're purchasing bottles or you have a large party, I understand why gratuity would be included. Seriously though for 2 patron shots? We did not come across the owner or try to get a table so I can't speak on previous bad reviews on that. read more

Terrible! My fiends and I were waiting on the line raining. The security told us the wait was going to be 1 hr which we agree. Then he told us to go to another bar and come back in one hr. We came back after 40min and surprise they lie To us! he told Us that now we had to buy a bottle and if we didn't then we couldn't go in! we where going to get couple of bottles and hookah but it was very disgusting the way they told us. read more

Well, Hookah is not that bad and it lasts well over one hour. Employees are very friendly and helpful. Overall service is ok. I was there last night with a group of friends for two hours and enjoyed the place and the music but the owner is really something..... He does not know anything about customer service..... He tries to suck as much money out of you as possible and he is pretty open about it. During the two hours we were there ( and it was not during their pick hours ) I was approched by him about four times saying that we had to spend more money. And trust me we had already spent two hundred. He made us very uncomfortable. And not only doesn't he make you feel welcomed, but also he makes you feel he is doing you a favor for letting you stay there. As I said earlier, he does NOT know anything about customer service. He sees you as $ and trust me you will be treated as such. Even though it is a pretty decent place im pretty sure I will not go back again. And as almost everybody mentioned, your bill is going to be alot more than you expect to pay. 30% to 40% more. read more

I was here literally 5 days ago and it was amazing. was planning on continuing my night with them this evening after a fun time at the strip club. I will definitely not be back. I never leave reviews and I've worked in a spa industry as a manager for about 4 years. I know about service and treating my clients appropriately. My best friend was handled as though she's a guy. Very disappointed in how the bouncers treated us. Just because we don't have guys with us doesn't mean we don't have money. read more

___Leave your customers alone old men with scar on his head ___ We went with my 2 other girls here. We had a melon hookah and a few shots and some cheese cake at the end because it was my friends birthday. It all seemed fine service wasnt bad until the "owner wanna be" guy comes over and bothering the whole table by teling us to move around the table, trying to move us to another table and yelling at his 2 other customers. I asked the guys why he was yelling they said he was telling them to dance more appropriate.. Wtf ?! Its hip hop music. Do you want them to dance salsa? Like leave people alone men !!! We are there to party and so is everyone else. No one needs your bullsh*t. You are way too old to be interfering with peoples way of having fun. He was a 5.9 tall short haired with a scar on his head (thanks to the person who ever gave that scar by the way). A better place would be right across the street or Dandana. http://www.yelp.com/biz/dandana-astoria?nb=1 or tantra. They have great music too. http://www.yelp.com/biz/tantra-lounge-astoria?nb=1#query:astoria%20hookah read more

The only thing good about this place is the the DJ on certain nights and a few of the really sweet staff members. The venue is outdated and tacky and the owner is rude and disrespectful. Hookahs are decent and drinks are standard but nothing special. read more

Melody let me experience sexism that I thought no longer existed in the 21 century. I was having a great night, the music and drinks were good, lively vibes. However, I was discriminated against when I decided to use the bathroom to have a bouncer tell me I have to wait and let female customers use the male bathroom before me simply because of my gender while the female bathroom was unoccupied. He then let about other 5 girls go through until I was finally allowed to use the designated bathroom appropriate for my sex. Thanks for this history lesson. Will not be coming back to this backward institution. #antiLGBTQ read more

This place is a nightmare. Just a couple weeks ago a friend of mine was celebrating his anniversary. When I arrived, I came with six friends at around midnight and we proceeded to hit the bar after congratulating the happy couple. We started dancing and having a good time despite the DJ being subpar. After a couple of hours my six friends and I decided to catch an XL uber and head out so we went to close out our tabs at the bar. Instead of the Bartender giving us our cards, the waiter who was waiting at the table for my friend and his coworkers printed out a bill that included their drinks and food as well as ours. I asked him why he included our drinks on their bill and he proceeded to tell me that we were a part of my friends party. OK. so I asked him, how could he be presenting me with a bill when I only directly dealt with the Bartender and DID NOT in fact sit or use table services, he sulked away and snatched my card out of my hands. Now...here is where it goes even further left field. The waiter returns and brings us all the correct bill. My friends and I tipped the BARTENDER because she is who handled our orders and we left. Once we were outside waiting for our uber, my friend celebrating his anniversary followed us out with his wife. She was shooken up and red faced because the waiter went to the table and began harrasing them about our transaction at the bar. He even went as far as to grab her arm when she started to walk away from the altercation. So. We cancelled our uber. The waiter and the OWNER then comes out with guns blazing. Yelling about people skipping out on their bill. We all kindly showed him our reciepts but for some reason he continued yelling about clearing the bill. Even the bouncer eventually said that it didnt make sense. My two married friends and four of their other guests were still inside. Maybe, just maybe, that is THEIR portion of the bill we were never supposed to be included on???? OK. SO THEN, after all of the yelling about nothing, my married friends decided that they would just settle what was left and leave. We reordered our ubers and continued on with our night. I wasnt even going to write a review until I found out that this place ended up charging the remaining guests for their purchases as well as the ones we had already paid for. Apparently it is policy to literally steal from patrons despite products being paid for already. The owner is trash and a theif. And the workers are theives as well seeing as when we were pulling up in the first place, they were kicking a girl out who left her phone in the bathroom and found it on a bouncer. Try at your own risk. read more

Went there last night (November 17, 2018 @ 11pm) to celebrate a birthday last night. The manager is a total dick!!!! He wouldn't let me into the empty building because iHad no females with me when iShowed up to the door. iEnded up going to Khan lounge with my 25 people and had an AMAZING time. Melody looked like a nice place but the manager is such a dick!!! read more

Service isn't too great. We ordered a hookah and they accidentally gave it to the wrong table. After the girls at the wrong table started smoking our hookah they realized the mistake and took it off their table and just gave us that hookah... This place is ok if you just wanna look pretty and sit around. read more

Melody Cafe - Hookah Bars Near Me - Astoria, New York

How is this place still open? The terrible reviews here are on point and sadly are not exaggerating. Melody is like that awful ex you want to keep giving chances to but each and every time, they continue to disappoint you. I'm an Astoria resident of several years and I finally gave up for good on here a year ago. First of all, it is a party atmosphere and they do have decent music. I'll give them that but that's the only thing they have going for them. The customer service here is terrible. I've lived in New York City for nearly a decade and the worst bouncers I've encountered in my time here are at this dump. I can't tell you who or what their names are, but their moods are as volatile as a woman on her period. If you catch them on the wrong night, they won't let you in and will berate you if they feel like it. If you by chance catch them in a good mood, enjoy it because it probably happens twice a year. They're entitled and on a power trip.... it's a hookah lounge in Astoria, get over yourselves. I have to assume management could care less based on the other reviews here so I don't imagine this to ever change. As for their drinks and hookah? Average at best and when you're on a strip that strictly caters to above average hookah, average is nothing to take pride in. Take your business and money elsewhere, there are dozens of other places. Lastly....Astoria is a relatively safe area however some of the violence that has taken place in our neighborhood has happened outside around this lounge (and Crystal). I've been witness to plenty of verbal altercations around here and have fortunately missed the physical altercations (including missing a shooting by 24 hours). I say this for others to know to be cautious when the bars are letting out around that corner. read more

The bouncers are assholes. After a certain amount of people are inside they'll tell you you have to have a table with bottle package just to go in. The DJ plays mostly hispanic music, and doesn't cater to the whole crowd. Drinks and food are overpriced. And the Owner isn't the most pleasant person. I wouldn't spend anymore money on this place when there are plenty of other hookah bars on steinway read more

As many of us would like to do, I'd prefer to give this establishment ZERO stars. A night of catching up with a dear friend went sour after we were charged for 4 alcoholic drinks we did not consume (there was just no way: she's 4'11 90lbs and I was the designated driver). Calmly i pointed this out to our waiter who came up with the ultimate solution: "I'll just bring you the additional drinks then" -I just wanted my reimbursement!- (The drinks were ok and the hookah kept fighting for dear life as it wasn't properly prepared.) At this point I asked to speak to the manager. The waiter then proceeds to offer money in return that I go peacefully. I didnt. Big mistake! After practically forcing the waiter to point out his manager I approach the individual in question and shower him with compliments on his staff, the hookah etc etc. As soon as the words OVER-CHARGED left my lips. That BEAST threw his fingers in my face "Its not my fault! Not my problem!" I asked him to relax at which he spat out "I am relaxed!!!!!!!" He could of had an Aneurysm right then and there. The charges were disputed by my CC company. $140 for 1 hookah and 4 drinks? -I think not. read more

Came here in September 2014 to celebrate a friend's birthday ( I chose the place) and it was AWESOME SAUCE! The music was on point, the hookah was strong and the drinks were ok. As soon as we walked in we were seated and handed our appetizers, drinks and hookah menus which was good. It wasn't crowded at first, people were just sitting down smoking their hookah for a while but eventually the crowd and the music picked up. I will definitely go again. read more

Melody Cafe - The bouncer and I spear of the moment shot - Hookah Bars Near Me - Astoria, New York

Funtime but the owners and bouncers suck!!! They kept moving us after we paid our bill. I probably won't come here again!!!!!!! Other ppl be aware!!!! No matter if u pay, it doesn't matter!!!! Give zero stars if I could read more