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Machete's Mean Sandwiches

4.1 (240 reviews)
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Serena M.

We came here on a holiday and we actually were going to go to a different place for lunch but because of the crazy rail traffic we couldn't turn left. So instead we turned right and saw this complex with a whole bunch of restaurants and businesses. They have a lot of things in Kapalama Shopping Center. We looked at all the places and saw Machetes Mean Sandwiches. I said ooh let's try there, that's somewhere different. So we all agreed and walked in. We were the only customers in there but the person working greeted us when we walked in. Since it was our first time, I asked what sandwiches are popular. He said the "Meanest" ones were. There weren't kid's sandwiches on the menu so we just got my daughter the turkey sandwich. And my husband and I got something from the meanest menu. He got the turkey avocado bacon and I got the Italian. The person who took our order made our sandwiches. It was pretty fast. We opened the wrap and I was shocked. The bread on these sandwiches is amazing . I've never had such soft thick bread. I'm telling you the bread itself is the whole reason to come to this place. All of us were so quiet eating because we were just enjoying every bit of the sandwich. Everything meshed well with the bread and there was a good ratio of meat in there. I thought mine would be spicy but it wasn't, which was great for me. If you haven't tried Machetes Mean Sandwiches, come and give it a try.

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Marilyn B.

Super friendly cashier and workers! Food was great, you can pick your type of bread and get a soda from the fridge. Clean and spacious area and hidden gem in Kalihi! Lots of parking in busy Dillingham area. Check it out!

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Rob F.

I've been coming to this location of Machete's sandwiches for a number of years now. It's in a little mall with Zippy's, Buffalo Wild Wings and a number of other eateries. Parking can be a little challenging if you come during lunch or dinner hours. Other than that shouldn't be a challenge. I guess I'm sort of a creature of habit and always order the same thing once I find something I like. For me it's the turkey, bacon and ranch sandwich which I get on wheat bread. The sandwich is big enough for me to have 2 meals from it. I guess if you are a little bigger eater you can probably take it down in one sitting. If you look closely at the menu there are a few items you can add to your sandwich at no cost. The inside of the restaurant is very minimal, there are 3 tables with some chairs. I don't think I've seen very many people eating in, mostly take out. This is a sandwich shop I always frequent and will continue to go as long as they are around.

BLT
Cody Z.

CODY visited the Kalihi location CODY ordered the BLT CODY sandwich was next level tasty, with bread so soft and fluffy CODY counter person was friendly and speedy CODY dining area was clean and well organized CODY will return

Turkey and salami
April N.

Went here for lunch one day, because I always wanted to try this place. Sandwiches are one of my favorite foods. Machete's has a good selection of sandwiches to choose from. I ordered the turkey and salami on wheat bread. The bread itself tasted fresh and homemade. It was so soft and fluffy, there's no way they didn't make it themselves. The slices are extra thick, so you need to like bread more than meat. When I ordered, I should've paid more attention to the details of the menu because I wasn't asked if I wanted any of the toppings. The first bite was excellent because I was so impressed with the bread. For the next bite, I wanted to taste the inside of the sandwich, but couldn't. At one point I took off one slice of bread just so that I could taste the meat. My meal came out to be about $17 with a bag of Utz chips and a small bottle of water.

The Machete
Catherine P.

I have read good things about Machete's Mean Sandwiches and wanted to try them to figure out what is so great about them. My sister got us the Machete sandwich and the turkey, avocado, bacon sandwich. I am not a fan of salami or deli ham but the machete sandwich looked and smelled so good! My husband thoroughly enjoyed it along with my daughter. I ate the turkey, avocado, bacon sandwich and it was ok for me. I would have preferred more flavor to spice it up. But the bread was amazing! So light and airy, with enough density to compliment the sandwich filling.

BLT
Mae F.

I live within walking distance to this place and ! often wondered to myself, "Why can't people just make a sandwich at home?" I got my answer after ordering sandwiches for my adult kids. These sandwiches are next level, the kind you can't make at home. The bread is thick, fluffy, and very soft, yet stands up to the fillings The mayo is spread evenly to cover every inch of the bread (very important in sandwiches!). The fillings are freshly made and so very tasty and well made. We ordered a turkey, tomato, onion, avocado w/mayo and mustard and a BLT. Both sandwiches were so well made and my son couldn't even finish his so saved some for a later snack. This neighborhood hole in the wall is a hidden gem.

Italian with avo spread and bacon
Crystal L.

Here for these light but filling sandwiches! Ordered the Italian Sandwich, and it was a healthy feeling sandwich (besides the bacon). Fluffy bread, meats, and veggies. Good meal if you don't want something real heavy Ordered through Uber and it was ready in 20 mins! Parking located a few stores down

Pastrami
Michael W.

I have heard about this new location, but was forgetting about it when craving a good sandwich. It is so great that they are open till 7pm. Perfect for dinner after all the other sandwich places have closed. Today, I got the Pastrami. Thinly sliced meat with good flavor. It's simple, with only cheese, onions, mayo and mustard. But of course, it's their thick, pillowy bread that sets their sandwiches apart from others. Will definitely be back again for early dinners.

Was there at 5 PM, Open sign off - no sign nothing??

We went today at 5 PM & really wanted some sandwiches come to find out they're closed - no sign nothing - ah lose money!

April K.

I've been wanting to try this place for a while now and after finally doing it I can checkbit off my list and move on. There was one staff member working when I came in on Sarurday afternoon. Walking in the place reaked of onions. I didn't mind but my husband has a strong hate for anything onion so he couldn't even come in. I ordered a sandwich for me and my dad. I got the #14 (Italian) on wheat. My dad got #8 (roast beef & turkey) on white. The girl behind the counter was patient as I decided what to order but seemed to just be going through the motions. She made my two sandwiches in record time. I was unimpressed with the amount of meat my sandwich had. The bread to lettuce to meat ratio was way off! The bread was soft and pillowy and totally the star of the show. The lack of meat was very disappointing. My Dad said his sandwich had plenty of meat and lacked mayo, which made it very dry. Overall I'm glad I tried it but I won't be back.

Kevin T.

Perfect location!..... not too many "healthy" options around here lol. I came @3pm and it was pretty slow so even tho Melody was working solo I still got my sandwich really quick! Went to wash my hands, came back, and presto my sandwich was waiting for me! There's 3 tables and like 10 chairs if you wanna dine in. Cold AC too! Lots of parking too

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THIS IS THE BEST SANDWICH SPOT! The customer service is awesome and quick. Portions were generous and sandwich was very tasty..

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