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Machete's Mean Sandwiches

4.3 (436 reviews)
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Turkey Salami on Crazy Wheat bread
Jordan F.

Okay first thing to say about my experience, location sucks! Located next to other shops it was easy to pass by this small spot. I had to circle around to find the parking. Well there is enough parking in the back parking lot. But there's this security guard there. I asked if he's the parking attendant and he said I'm security. I asked where machetes is and he said that's in the front I only care about the back. So I guess that's his only job to watch the parking lot. And it's located across a homeless camp. So I can see why the need for parking security. Such a turn off! Upon entering machetes I was greeted. The worker asked if I was ready to order and I said just another minute as I wanted to look over the menu for what I wanted since it was my first time. The counter was covered in devices I guess a lot of people order from here. I ordered a turkey and salami sandwich. The worker then asked if I wanted it on the white or brown wheat bread. I chose wheat. While waiting I asked if they make their own bread and they do so I was impressed. The worker asked me, you say you didn't want tomatoes? Then I responded I want everything it supposed to come with. I thought I heard him say a second thing but wasn't sure and I was looking closer to the menu. I didn't realize you can add items to the sandwich for free. The worker then hands me the sandwich wrapped ready to go. I then said oh sorry can you add peppers, cucumbers and Italian vinaigrette. He did not look happy. I apologized saying sorry it was my first time. He said it was cool. Well proceed to pay. And he said have a nice day and I said thanks and left. Sandwich tasted amazing! Big portion! The wheat bread was so soft and light. Refreshing from all the vegetables. And moist from the vinaigrette. Although peppers were missing. Total for just the and sandwich was $13.40. Not a bad sandwich. Just a weird location and weird vibe. Don't forget that there are free addons and a list of them in a tiny section on the bottom of menu. They won't remind you it's there or offer it lol. I'd come back.

Cute sticker!
Jennifer P.

Been wanting to try Machete's for a long time now, and I must say I'm so bummed I didn't try them sooner. WOW!!! Excellent sandwiches, and can we talk about their bread?? The softest bread I've ever had!! Ordered a turkey and a roast beef and both were great. Everything was sliced thin, and the meat and veggie ratio were on point. I'm already planning my next sandwich...... I loved their tape they used to wrap the sandwich, very cute!!

10. BLT Sandwich
Kristin C.

Placed my order on-line requested for delivery. Ordered for myself and co-workers and everyone was pleased with their order. the sandwiches are substantial! the delivery was right on time. They were nice enough to add everyone's name on the sandwich wrap. Well made, neatly packed sandwiches, the bread is really delicious.

Turkey sandwich but they forgot the turkey
Jeanette E.

I ordered a #11- Turkey Avocado Bacon. I wanted cracked wheat bread, but was told they ran out. Got the white bread because I didn't want to wait 1 hour. This is a take-out only option. Got to my location and noticed they forgot the turkey in my turkey sandwich. Went back and got the corrected version. They let me keep the original sandwich, but I didn't eat it because it barely had anything in it. The finished product is basically all bread. Maybe I can request that they slice the bread thinner when I order a sandwich. I just couldn't taste much of the inside with the thick bread. Also, they forgot my mustard packet twice, but my bad for not checking.

The Machete
Mikey H.

When we landed, the plane had to sit on the tarmac for a little over an hour due to an earlier arrival and no parking spaces available...LOL! I was beginning to get hungry. But by the time I got my car and checked into my hotel, I was starving!!! I drove over to U Choice but parking was chaos, and then I remembered Machete and how I didn't get a chance to go on my last visit. Parking can be a challenge, but luckily, there was one on the side street! The worker didn't hear me come in and I was trying to figure out what sandwich I wanted. There's quite a number of them to choose from. I decided to get The Machete...turkey, pastrami, ham, salami, cheddar, and provolone, with tomato, lettuce and onions, mayo and Italian vinaigrette. This sandwich was sooooooooo good! It "killed" my hunger! LOL! My only regret was not grabbing some napkins because I was eating on the go. The worker was really nice and made the sandwich quickly so the wait wasn't too bad. Definitely worth checking out!

Turkey Avocado Bacon
Brennan H.

Ordered delivery for a large lunch order (minimum $100 order needed for delivery). Delivery fee was $4.99, so not too bad. Service was very fast as the order came 20 minutes before the scheduled time. Sandwiches were labeled with everyone's name as requested, which made it super easy to get everyone their order. I got the turkey, bacon, and avocado on cracked wheat. It was a good sandwich pairing. Sandwich is big and is super filling - I only ate half and saved the other half to eat for lunch the next day. Definitely worth the price! The bread is super soft!

Pastrami
Ryan S.

Great little hole in the wall sandwich shop on the edge of Waikiki and close to the Convention Center. The must try is the white bread. It's sliced thick and tastes like butter. Be sure to add the Freemiums to your sandwich when you're checking out otherwise you gonna get what is listed in the sandwich description on the menu.

BLT
Cody Z.

CODY visited the Kalakaua location CODY ordered a BLT CODY sandwich was a homerun, so tasty CODY counter person was friendly and speedy CODY ordering area was messy, not very clean , disorganized, and cluttered CODY will return to order more food

Alexander G.

A family member had walked by this spot many times and finally tried on their own. Verdict was, they loved the place and sandwiches so we had to try it again together! I absolutely loved the food, so if you're a fan of big quality sandwiches, this place is worth checking out! Located on Kalakaua near Don Quijote, they have dedicated parking out back and on the side streets. It's a small shop, more to get to go than eat there. You can order online for scheduled pickup, which was an easy way to pick what free and premium additions you'd like as well. Prices are reasonable for fresh produce, quality meat, and large portions. On pickup the sandwiches were ready and accurate to our order. The cashier and sandwich maker was extra friendly and happy to talk to customers. The bread is baked fresh daily, it's perfectly soft with soft firm crusts. Also, thanks for the fun doodles about each sandwich! I look forward to trying this place again and am thankful for little reasonably priced restaurants like this popping again.

Machete sandwich
J C.

Got the Machete and it was sooo mean. Heavy with meats and the bread is made fresh. Chef's kiss. Service was fast and friendly.

Don B.

First off, the smell of freshly baked bread is heavenly, and that's what meets you as you open the door. I had the Italian on wheat and the bread was truly nearly just out of the oven. It was heavenly. Great and friendly service. Can't wait to get back here some day and try more.

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3 months ago

Delicious sandwich, friendly service, not great location, but worth it... filling characters required for review

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9 months ago

Bread is awesome fillings are good size and it's convenient to the convention center.

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They don't answer the phone and if they do, it's just to hang up. I would really love to have their sandwiches again...

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Are they open on Saturdays? Tried to call the store for a status on my order but no one is answering

They're open 7 days a week. Not sure what time you called and there's was no answer. Sometimes, there's only one workers and if he/she is busy making a sandwich, he/she cannot answer the phone. Best to keep on trying.

Can I buy the bread anywhere? Because it is the bommbbbbb!!! ??????

Hi! I heard they sell their bread too! Might want to call them.

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4.3(51 reviews)
1.4 miWaikiki
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Sorry, but gotta keep it real-- this place was a foul ball. Mrs. Picante and I wanted our cake and…read moreeat it too: we wanted pho, but didn't want to walk too far from the hotel. This place was just two blocks away, so we braved the November misty rain and consistent wind through the buildings to make it over here. To be fair, this seemed more like a Vietnamese coffee joint and a Banh Mi place... so maybe coming here for pho wasn't our best idea. They had two kinds available that night-- beef and chicken. Since chicken pho is not something I'm willing to try, we both ordered up the dac biet. The broth was bland with a thin and unpleasant veil of grease along the top that congealed quickly on the rim of the bowl. It wasn't hot enough, or maybe the pre-cooked and chilled noodle block they poured it over cooled it off. Meat was chewy and low quality. The sprouts and basil were soggy and wilted. Honestly, it was a get up and leave kind of thing. The whole place was just dingy and didn't feel great. I've eaten at some very modest places in my native San Gabriel Valley in Southern California, so it's not a snobbery thing. It's a "someone get a Swiffer wet jet and some paper towels and give this whole place a once-over. Speaking of once, that's the sum total of times we'll ever eat here. Too bad... because it was really close to our hotel :)

Don't understand the high rating, that pork Ban Mi was atrocious!! The ladies be in there…read moremicrowaving up a storm; and you can tell by the way the food tastes.. The pork in it was mostly mushy in texture and off putting. Nothing was really fresh tasting and The price definitely didn't line up. Place was ambiance free- felt like I was eating in someone's messy kitchen! I tossed my sandwich but my daughter ate her half and her stomach paid the price later! Easily my least favorite food experience while vacationing in Hawaii!

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4.3(4.1k reviews)
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"The staff were respectful, and the fresh, natural preparation in front of customers is…read morecommendable." "He mahalo nā limahana, a he mea mahalo ke hoʻomākaukau kūlohelohe i mua o nā mea kūʻai."

I'm here a lot for work for the past few years but have been coming to the islands for many years…read more I've been a true loyalist to Island Vintage for at least 11yrs at this location. Over the years I've noticed the staff has become so much nicer and welcoming which is what I think of when I think of the Aloha spirit. Today I encountered a simple smile from the barista when I asked for extra half and half. She was very kind and sweet and sometimes that's all it takes. Keep in mind they are extremely busy with a line outside so to still offer good customer service in the middle of all that is gold. I always put my order in through the toast app and pick up to go. By the time my drink is ready my açaí bowl is melted. Today I decided to bring it up to the staff and encountered my lovely Lucille. She took my açaí bowl and put it in her freezer and gave me direction to put a note on my order to not prep the açaí bowl till I get there. That was very helpful! I'm happy not to have açaí soup anymore! Haha! But the best thing about it, she did it with a smile and it was genuine. You know when you just feel someone has a good soul..yeah, I felt that. Her demeanor was no different than how a family member would treat you. When she handed my açaí bowl back, she placed a napkin underneath it so the warmth of my hand wouldn't melt the bowl further...and the cherry on top was that I literally had the absolute BEST açaí bowl I've ever had made by Lucille. No joke! Sometimes there is too much granola, or too little fruit, but she made it with the perfect balance with each ingredient. She spoiled me and now I always want my açaí bowls to be made by Lucille! Lmao. I've been going through some tough times and I hope she knows (along with the taller young barista who offered me the half and half) that they both made my day a little brighter. See you in a couple days when I'm back! lol I swear I spend all my money every month at Island Vintage! The best of the best! I wish I took a photo of her beautiful creation but I got it down way too quick! :( Order the açaí bowl with Haupia cream and the Mona Kea iced coffee with macadamia nut, salted caramel and lava salt. You won't regret it! And you won't have to wait in line if you order from the toast local app if getting it to go! You're welcome:)

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Sprout Sandwich Shop

Sprout Sandwich Shop

4.5(620 reviews)
2.5 mi
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Located in Kaimuki near the Crackseed store and Banan, Sprout is a small sandwich shop. There is…read moreparking in the lot near the shop, or street parking. Mostly we go as a takeout spot, although there was a bench outside. Their sandwich menu has variety but is not overwhelming. The people working have also been quite nice! We decided to get the No Comply toasted. While it is a pricier sandwich, as it was about $14, the sandwich came packed with chicken, lettuce, and more. It served as a meal and a half! It was also super tasty with the roasted garlic mayo and pesto. Definitely a go-to sandwich order that I am looking forward to getting again!

I had heard about this place but had never tried it before. I love a good sandwich, so I was…read moreexcited to give it a shot. Ordering ahead was easy and convenient, which I appreciated, and pickup was smooth. When I picked up my sandwich, my first thought was, "Wow, this is a heavy sandwich for a turkey-bacon with added avocado, no onions, and no tomato." At the time I assumed the weight meant a generous portion of turkey and bacon. Unfortunately, when I got back to work and opened it, I quickly realized that wasn't the case--it was the lettuce. There was an overwhelming amount of lettuce packed into the sandwich, to the point where it felt completely out of balance. Instead of being turkey-forward, it felt more like a lettuce sandwich with a few toppings added in. The turkey and bacon portions themselves were surprisingly small and unevenly distributed--one half had about two slices of turkey while the other had closer to a slice and a half. Most of the bacon was also concentrated on one half, so I ended up redistributing it just to make the sandwich feel a bit more balanced. The bread didn't help either. I think I shouldn't have gotten it toasted--it just didn't do it for me. It felt a little off with the filling and didn't add anything to the overall experience. I ordered The Duke, but what I didn't realize was that I was essentially getting a salad sandwich (see pic). I like lettuce on a sandwich, but this was next level--the amount completely overwhelmed everything else inside. The cost was another consideration--my total came to $19.37, including a $3.50 charge for avocado. For the portion size and balance of ingredients, I expected a bit more bang for my buck. If I give this place a second chance, I'll definitely need to say 'lite lettuce'--or maybe just 'no lettuce, please'--unless I want another salad disguised as a sandwich!

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Hawaiian Aroma Caffe - Daily breakfast special with coffee

Hawaiian Aroma Caffe

4.6(77 reviews)
1.7 miWaikiki
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My wife and I stopped by Hawaiian Aroma Caffè after Easter Sunday service at a nearby church,…read moreexcited to try it together. I had visited their sister location the night before in Waikīkī and had such a great experience that I told my wife, "If this place is anything like last night, we're in for something good." She agreed--and we decided to give it a shot. Right when we walked in, we were greeted by Colby, a tall, friendly guy with a great attitude. I mentioned my experience from the night before, and he immediately said he wanted to live up to that standard. That kind of response set a really positive tone. We ordered two Aroma Specials: Dolce & Banana (me) Nutella Latte (my wife) For food, we went with: P.B. Delight açaí bowl Turkey pesto panini Bacon & egg bagel Total came out to about $62, which we expected given the location near the beach. We grabbed a seat inside by the window (outside seating was full--no surprise on such a beautiful morning). Our drinks came out quickly--but unfortunately, this is where things started a little rough. We both noticed right away that something was off. My wife's Nutella latte didn't have that rich hazelnut flavor you'd expect, and my Dolce & Banana was missing the banana entirely. Honestly, they tasted almost identical. When I politely mentioned it to a staff member who brought out our food, the response felt dismissive and didn't really address the concern--which was disappointing and definitely not the experience we were hoping for. At that point, we decided to just enjoy the food and move forward--and I'm glad we did, because the food was fantastic. The turkey pesto panini was loaded with flavor, perfectly crispy on the outside, and packed with melty cheese. The bacon & egg bagel was hearty, well-balanced, and super satisfying. The P.B. Delight açaí bowl was the surprise standout--perfectly blended, fresh, and the peanut butter added an awesome richness that made it feel like a treat. Everything on the food side absolutely delivered. A few minutes later, Colby came by to check on us--and this is where the entire experience turned around. I let him know honestly: "The food is amazing, but the coffee missed the mark." Without hesitation, without attitude, and without making excuses, he said, "Hang on, let me fix that." I even told him not to worry about it--we were enjoying ourselves regardless--but he insisted. "Rick, I got you," he said. Within minutes, he came back with two freshly made drinks and a sincere apology. We took a sip and immediately--night and day difference. The Nutella latte had that rich, distinct hazelnut flavor. The Dolce & Banana finally had that smooth, balanced banana note Exactly what we were hoping for the first time. Colby is the MVP Colby completely turned this experience around. His attitude never changed--he was smiling, positive, kind, and genuinely cared about making things right. No defensiveness, no excuses--just great customer service and follow-through. That kind of service is rare, and it matters. It's evident that not all the workers have that same dedication to customer service but Colby does! What could have been a disappointing visit ended up being a great one because of him. Hawaiian Aroma Caffè--take care of this young man! He represents your business incredibly well. He needs to be leading your team on what customer service looks like and they need to follow his lead. From naming customers by their first name, to holding that perfect smile the entire time, to checking in with guests after receiving their meals and really caring about their experience. Colby naturally has it and should be showing every one how to do it as well! The Future Looks Bright for Colby and if you don't take of him, someone smart will! Final Thoughts Great food, great location, and a really cool atmosphere--but what stood out most was the service recovery. Mistakes happen anywhere. What matters is how they're handled--and Colby handled it perfectly. Because of him, we'll absolutely be back. Thank you again, Colby--keep doing your thing. You made our day. - Dr. Rick

Skip Sunrise Shack and get your acai bowls here!…read more Hawaiian Aroma Caffe was super chill, delicious, and had great menu options for families and big groups. Thoroughly enjoyed my acai bowl. I loved the granola, banana, strawberry, blueberry in my cup. The person at the counter was friendly. We found a table without any trouble. Highly recommended.

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Timmy T's Gourmet Grinders - #16 absolutely pathetic amount of meat. Paid $14 for this piece of garbage. They should be ashamed of themselves

Timmy T's Gourmet Grinders

3.9(82 reviews)
1.5 mi

Great local vibes here! Big Kahuna Grinder ROCKS da Mouth with a Man-which that satisfies!…read moreEspecially when you "Jack it up" with all the extras that complete da meat in between the soft chewy fresh baked bread that completes this super sandwich! The team behind da counter works in sync to create each Grinder to order! Great Five Star Grinds! Timmy T's The Terrific Taste!

Timmy T's is the WORST sandwich shop EVER. Honestly, they're getting one star only because I can't…read moregive them a zero. Ordered a turkey sandwich, which comes with sprouts, lettuce, tomato and mayo and asked for the sprouts and tomato on the side, and was told that they're not allowed to do that. First he gave me the excuse that they don't have portion cups so I asked for them to just wrap it in paper and he refused because that's one of their founding rules. He literally told me "you can either have it in the sandwich or not at all" even though I'm paying for the ingredients. He then added on that if I wanted to pay extra for the premium add-ons ($2 for a slice of cheese), I could get THOSE on the side. To make the sandwich worth even LESS than the $10 for turkey and lettuce, I watched as he cut the bread in half and DUG OUT the insides of the bread and threw it away before putting the turkey and lettuce into what was left of a very skinny baguette shell. So much for trying to support a new business to the area. Never again!

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