Ice is no longer available in the drinks at Layne's Chicken in Allen. The Aggie who knew the recipe quit.
It is with this joke I jump into my review of Aggie-ran Layne's Chicken. It's impossible to be unbiased when it comes to both Texas A&M and to chicken fingers, but I'll try and do it justice.
Just to get it out of the way, Texas A&M alumni started this joint in College Station. It was super hard those first years as they were not able to raise chicken on account of them planting the eggs too deep in the ground they say. They soon figured out that chickens can be bought and BAM...another competitor was thrown into the mix.
I'll preface this with saying I didn't compare them to Chik-Fil-A as for me, that's not the exact business model. In my opinion they are more closely aligned with Cane's or, my personal favorite, the now shuttered PDQ franchise. So I compared it more to those two.
Immediately I have to tell you the store is clean (unlike Johnny Football). However, like Manziel most of the teenage workers here do not have their heads in the game. While I was ordering the teen taking my order kept turning around and talking to Austin or some other male teen who didn't really care I was giving him the mom stare. That's a pet peeve of mine: If I'm trying to give you money, I expect your time. Not that you need much time here (that joke wrote itself): They have a super limited menu, more so than the other two. You can either get a 5 piece or a 3 piece or you can stick the three pieces in some Texas toast for a sandwich. I was a bit thrown there was no salad, which PDQ made a delicious one, but I guess they were trying to keep it simple.
I got the #1 because it came with potato salad. I also ordered two kids' meals. We had to remind the teen taking our order to give us cups because, again, Austin was freaking hilarious by her standards. She was so caught up with him that our drink request needed to wait. I'm happy to report the kids' meals at 4.43 come with a drink in a plastic kid cup. I got two of those and two #1 meals (Dad was there) and it was almost $27 (#1 is 7.39 each) which is a little more than PDQ but on par with Cane's.
To the food: I have to preface this with I cannot stand a place that nickel & dimes it's customers for extra sauce. While I'm sure the proprietors of both establishments can make a case for that one guy who exploits the condiments they give, for the other 99.9% of us you look like a d-bag charging me 37 cents for honey mustard. It costs you 4 cents and you want to exploit me by charging almost ten times that? Both Layne's and Cane's should be ashamed, but Layne's is accustomed to it with that football team. Any way...I'm not going to strike them because since almost everything is the same between these two, unfortunately d-bagging customers is a popular thing. I miss PDQ and if they were still in the over saturated fingers market this would be a two star review, as the chicken was the same but you could get as many of their eight signatures sauces as you want. Oh well...
A note about the "signature" sauce: If I go to class wearing a pink sombrero and get there and find Layne also wearing a pink sombrero then I shouldn't be able to use the words "signature sombrero" ever. Layne's signature sauce tastes exactly like the other place except it has Aggie tears added for saltiness. I still don't get why anyone likes either sauce other than because they are so limited on choices. That sauce is freaking terrible yo. Other than black pepper....Nope....that's really all you taste. Stick with ketchup or honey mustard. I'd like to note that for 5 strips you only get one sauce, which is there way of bending you over (I'm not even going there). Since this review might get a manager's response, a word to you guys: KNOCK IT OFF. I'll start bringing my own sauce for crying out loud.
The chicken was fine. The fries were not fresh, but I guess the gang up front had more interesting things to talk about. There was a large group coming of about 15 looking at all the reserved signs they put up 90 minutes ahead of time.
The potato salad was not worth the upgrade. It tasted like Sam's Choice which is still pretty freaking good but not worth the money they charge here. The chicken was very good, which is the reason for three stars. I could have done without Texas Toast; if you are going to go there, provide gravy. Lastly I was super pissed at the kid meals. Two strips and 13 crinkle cut fries thrown into a Togo container isn't what we pay for. Kids deserve a meal too, not a container pushing them out the door. So I think this place is great for those who have zero kids. While I will not be back (I discovered Super Chix in Frisco) I think they definitely are a competitor against the other place.
Be careful if you go though. They tried to give me a degree at checkout:) read more