Our friend was turning thirty, and the Boy being his amazing concierge self selected Launderette as our dining location for the evening. He had eaten there before, and was enthusiastic, so we gave it a green light. A friend we'll call Table-Getter arrived about thirty minutes before us and was informed of a forty-five minute wait. He was directed first to the full bar where he stood a bit, then to the front deck to sit and wait on his table, and was also rather snippishly told to move from both places. Team, if you want people to sit somewhere, you need to make it clear where they can actually sit. For your reference it's the metal patio chairs out by the chiminea.
We arrived with birthday friend in tow, and were seated almost immediately. Despite our place-holder's estimated forty-five minute wait, the party was seated in thirty minutes. I should pause here and talk about the decor that looks like June Cleaver's kitchen. It's totes adorbs. Inviting, warm, and comfortable.
For the food, be aware that it's mostly meant to be shared.
We ordered the labneh, fried oysters, and potato chips for appetizers. The labneh was a runaway hit - the boy hates beets but loves the smooth, earthy taste with that zest of lemon zing of this dish. And the 'everything crackers'? Addictive. The potato chips were clearly made in house and the pairing with the pimento cheese was unusual, but this can be safely skipped. I normally object on principle to wasting perfectly good oysters by battering them and frying them, but I have to admit - they were delicious. Don't skip dipping the perfectly crunchy morsel in that dressing (made of jalepeno, lemon, and coriander of all things), either. Votes held the oysters a step below the labneh, which was the clear winner.
Our next round were the crab toast and the soft egg toast. We found the crab toast to be a little lackluster (the crab is served cold on the warm toast) but still tasty. We'll probably skip the crab toast next time and go straight to the soft egg toast, because oh my Cthulu it is amazeballs. What a beautiful medley of flavors on such a contrasting set of textures and just OH MY. The table agreed that the soft egg toast won that round unanimously.
We opted for the charred octopus, hanger steak, and chicken thighs next. I found the octopus to be boring even when I made sure to get a little bit of everything in a bite, and I'm usually the guy who LOVES octopus. The hanger steak was excellently prepared and well flavored (chimichurri sauce, as is common now in Austin with hanger and flank steak), but a bit chewier than I like. The chicken thighs were quite tasty, but you gotta understand that Scotch Bonnets are right next to the more commonly known habenero peppers on the Scoville scale, so they are SPICY AS FUCK. Not in an "you can't take a bite of this or you will die" kind of way, but it's definitely not for the faint of heart, slow burn or no slow burn. There wasn't a clear winner this round, but the chicken thighs probably lead in points with the hanger steak a close second.
On veggies, we had the roasted parsnip, the Brussell sprouts, and frites. The sprouts were good - chargrilled and served with a apple-bacon marmalade glaze - but not particularly standout from other similar dishes around town. The parnsip split the table in half - I loved it and so did Table-Getter, but Boy and Birthday-Guy hated it,and Spicy-Food was indecisive. A literal split vote even with five people. It's the incredible sweetness of the apple-butter that turned them off, but to Table-Getter and I, it was precisely that sweetness that was needed to balance the bitter and stark flavor of the parsnip and pickled mustard seeds. An exercise in balance. The frites were, well, fries - quite as good as the truffle fries at 2ND Kitchen, and possibly our new favorite in town.
We considered getting something off the Specialties part of the menu, but frankly, the we were stuffed. We'll get back to try the rest soon, though.
The waiter comped Birthday-Guy a "Birthday Cake Ice Cream Sandwich", which is an ice cream sandwich that tastes EXACTLY like a birthday cake tastes. Which is both amazing, slightly curious, and creepy as hell. What do they do, extract birthday cake essence from uneaten birthday cakes and infuse it into the milk? Creepy. But yummy.
The boys all had drinks, but I stuck with a nice pinot noir for once. They were quite impressed by the drinks but I don't remember what they ordered.
This is, without question, our favorite place in town. We spent the entire meal talking about the food we were eating and we LOVED it. Dishes were plated perfectly, service wasn't amazing but they're new so we can forgive it, and in the end, the bill was about $50 each (without booze). That's damn cheap as far as I'm concerned.
I'd give it six stars if I could, for realsies. Screw Uchi, Launderette has my heart now. read more