Out of pure curiosity, I decided to check this place out, as my grandmother had assured me that the Korner Kitch had some "good vitles". The outside appearance certainly not fancy, and I felt the inside was even less so.
A rich aroma of American Mavericks Cigarette butts, fried frozen food from Sam's Club mixed with Dollar Tree knock off Windex perfumed the air.
After approximately 10 minutes, we were met by our waitress. Her apron was adorned with deep grease, along with smudges of ketchup and mustard. Her dedication to her chosen career path was apparent, her behavior however indicated that she would have preferred to go on disability rather than serve another person.
While taking our order, my grandfather had requested a substitution that he had apparently been getting on a routine basis. In the middle of his request, the waitress barked out to another individual, who I initially mistook for a Gamorrean Guard. Our waitress hollered at the top her lungs, my grandfather's request for the substitution. The Gamorrean grunted that it would be the last time that she would be willing to accommodate that type of request. With a smile that reminded this diner of a Jack-o'-lantern, our waitress very loudly repeated the response, however she did call my grandfather "Honey."
Our food arrived, and much as Todd mentioned in his review, the portions were quite large, however a bigger pile of overly fried frozen food, is not necessarily better. The french fries had a decent appearance, despite the rest of the food having sat for too long in the deep fryer in the back, the cook actually took a minute away from ignoring their other duties, to churn out some decent looking fries.
Todd's 5 star review also mentioned the "Mystery Sauce." While Todd, and perhaps many other native Kokomoans may appreciate the "Mystery" that is the Korner Kitchen Sauce", I fear that the secret may be one that is better left unsolved.
I was not impressed with our experience, however if you are looking for a place to meet up with your dealer, are looking for a great place for a Make America Great Again Red Hat Club to meet up at, or to hook up with the Tokyo Rose of the trailer park at 2 AM, then The Korner Kitchen may be exactly what you are seeking, as they are proudly ready to serve 24 hours a day, for all of your desires. read more